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16 Nov 14
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I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED THERE ,AND DO YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE
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My cousin used to stay in Newcastle too, maybe we are related
You never know mate. Have you any Scottish ancestors?
p.s. give it a minute or two for the puns
p.s. give it a minute or two for the puns
The thing about knowing the next days results isn't that far off the mark for those old enough to remember the Australian Pools scam. Still can't believe those guys were jailed, they were just being very crafty, Imo.
Ireland, I've lived here most of my life, I had a couple of years in America and a few years in England. I got a B for GCSE Irish.
Ireland, I've lived here most of my life, I had a couple of years in America and a few years in England. I got a B for GCSE Irish.
Live in New Zealand for last 3 years. Speak the official language but cant speak the local Chinese lingo
WEVE GOT SOMEONE FROM NEW ZEALAND TAKE THE STAND .MY DAD SERVED IN THE NAVY IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR AND HE SAID HE LIKED NEW ZEALAND BETTER THAN ANYWHERE,FANCY GOING ALL THE WAY THERE TO LIVE,COULDNT YOU GET ON WITH THE BRITISH OVER HERE ,LIKE ME
I REMEMBER THE DAYS AS A CHILD WHEN MY MAM ALWAYS GOT NEW ZEALAND LAMB SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN THE WORLD,I CAN REMEMBER HER HITTING ME ROUND THE HEAD WHEN I ASKED HER WHAT THE WORST WAS
I ONCE WENT OUT WITH A GIRL WHOSE BROTHER WENT TO LIVE IN TASMANIA,THATS JUST AROUND THE CORNER FROM YOU ,YOU MIGHT LIKE TO TRY A DAY OUT THERE AND HAVE A PICNIC,
HER BROTHER LOOKED A BIT OF A DEAD LEG FULL OF BRIGHT IDEAS ,HE HAD ME DRIVE THEM TO LUDLOW TO SEE ONE OF HIS RELATIONS BEFORE HE LEFT FOR TASMANIA,HE NEVER OFFERED ME ANY PETROL MONEY,I HOPE HE DIDNT PUT DISNT PUT ON THE TASMANIANS LIKE HE PUT ON ME
LUDLOWS A VERY NICE PLACE IM GLAD I WENT ITS BEAUTIFUL IT HAS A CASTLE ,NOW THATS A PLACE WORTH DEFENDING ,SOME OF THEM OTHER PLACES IN WALES WITH CASTLES WAS A WASTE OF TIME BUILDING THEM ,I WOULD HAVE LET THE BADDIES INVADE THEM THERE NOT WORTH FIGHTING OVER
IS THERE ANYBODY IN COLUMBIA ,LAST TIME I ASKED THERE WAS A FEW AND NO MATTER WHAT THEY TOLD ME IM SURE THEY WAS UP TO NO GOOD
THE LAST PERSON I TALKED TO FROM THERE SAID HE WAS ON BUSINESS,I THINK HE WAS A TOP BUSINESS MAN FOR COCA COLA,HE SAID HED GOT A BIG VILLA FROM COKE
I REALLY LIKED THE MAN FROM VIETNAM THAT ONCE CAME ON HERE HE SAID HE LOVED A BET ON BETFAIR AFTER A DAY IN THE RICE FIELDS
I ASKED HIM WHAT THE BEST THING WAS ABOUT RICE FARMING ,HE SAID YOU CAN HAVE RICE PUDING FOR YOUR TEA WHEN EVER YOU FEEL LIKE
I FELT SORRY FOOR THE POOR MAN FROM ETHIOPIA HE SAID HE WAS THIN AS A RAKE BECAUSE HE HAD NOT EATEN FOR A LONG TIME,I ASKED HIM WAS HE THIN BECAUSE OF THE FAMINE,HE SAID NO IT WAS BECAUSE HE HAD LOST ALL HIS MONEY GAMBLING AND COULD NOT BUY ANY FOOD
IF YOUR FROM RUMANIA YOU MIGHT LIKE TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR SCRAP METAL BUSINESS ,EITHER THE ONE YOU RUN IN RUMANIA OR THEVONE YOU RUN IN BRITAIN
IS THERE ANY ONE FROM EGYPT ,TELL US ABOUT YOUR RELATIONS IF THEY WORKED ON THE PYRAMISS AND WAS THEY IN A UNION
MAYBE YOUR FROM TUNISIA AND WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS ALL THE COMPLAINTS YOU GET FROM THE BRITISH TOURISTS ABOUT THE SALMONELLA IN THE HOTELS
MAYBE YOUR FROM IRAN AND WANT TO TALK ABOUT MINI SKIRTS
MAYBE YOUR LIVING IN TYLAND ,BECAUSE YOU CANT GET A GIRLFRIEND IN ENGLAND OR YOUVE GOT A SEX ADDICTION ,YOU MIGHT WANT TO TELL US ABOUT THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A RIDE OF AN ELEPHANT ,PLEASE DONTVDISCUSS ANY MORE RIDES THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD
MAYBE YOUR LIVING IN JAMAICA AND WANT TO TELL US ABOUT ALL THE HOLIDAY MAKERS YOUVE RIPPED OFF
MAYBE YOUR SITTING IN A BAR IN TENERIFFE LISTENING TO A ROD STEWART RECORD WATCHING THE BUBBLES RISE UP IN YOUR PINT OF LAGER WITH THE SUN ON YOUR BACK ,
DONT TALK TO ME IM A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC AND DONT WANT TO KNOW
DONT TALK TO ME IM A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC AND DONT WANT TO KNOW
MAYBE YOUR A GAMBIAN CASSANOVA LIVING IN GAMBIA WHO WOULD LIKE TO TELL US ABUT ALL THE OLD UGLY FAT
BRITISH WOMEN THAT YOUVE HELD HANDS WITH ON THE BEACH AND WHISPERED SWEET NOTHINGS IN THEIR EARS WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR HEARING AIDS IN
BRITISH WOMEN THAT YOUVE HELD HANDS WITH ON THE BEACH AND WHISPERED SWEET NOTHINGS IN THEIR EARS WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR HEARING AIDS IN
MAYBE YOUR A GAMBIAN CASSANOVA LIVING IN GAMBIA WHO WOULD LIKE TO TELL US ABUT ALL THE OLD UGLY FAT
BRITISH WOMEN THAT YOUVE HELD HANDS WITH ON THE BEACH AND WHISPERED SWEET NOTHINGS IN THEIR EARS WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR HEARING AIDS IN
BRITISH WOMEN THAT YOUVE HELD HANDS WITH ON THE BEACH AND WHISPERED SWEET NOTHINGS IN THEIR EARS WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR HEARING AIDS IN
MAYBE YOU LIVE IN TURKEY AND ARE FED UP WITH ALL THEM RELIGEOUS PEOPLE SHOUTING TO COME TO PRAYER EVERY DAY,IF IT GETS ON YOUR NERVES TELL US AND LET YOUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT
THEY SHOUT FROM THEM HUGE TOWERS TO MAKE SURE YOU HEAR,MY MAM WOULD LIKE ONE OF THEM TOWERS TO SHOUT AT ME
MAYBE YOUR FROM KENYA AND YOUR AN IVORY POACHER IN YOUR SPARE TIME,YOU MIGHT LIKE TO DISCUSS THE PRICE OF IVORY
MAYBE YOUR A TIBETAN MONK FROM TIBET WHOSE HAVEING PROBLEMS WITH BETFAIRS CASH OUT ,JUST ASK SOMEONE ON HERE AND IM SURE THEY WILL HELP YOU
MAYBE YOUR FROM PARAQUAY AND ARE HAVEING TROUBLE WITH YOUR COMPUTER,JUST ASK SOMEONE ON HERE TO HELP YOU,THEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIX IT BUT THEY WILL TELL YOU LOADS OF BUTTONS TO PRESS
MAYBE YOUR FROM THE ISLE OF CAPRI AND WANT TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR GRACIE FIELDS AUTOGRAPH THAT YOUR PARENT GOT YOU WHEN THEY SAY HER SHOPPING AT THE CORNER SHOP
MAYBE YOU LIVE IN SYRIA,AND WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE BEST ROAD OUT IS,IM SURE THERE WILL BE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ,
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN PORTUGAL AND WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN SOMEONE IN BRITAIN HASNT SENT YOU YOUR E BAY PRODUCT THAT THEY PROMISED TO POST TO YOU A MONTH AGO
my mate Shakey Thomson lives in Kenya..about a year ago one of his chums was hospitalised
after being attacked by a rogue rhino..this story is true.
after being attacked by a rogue rhino..this story is true.
A ROUGE RHINO DID IT ATTACK HIM FOR HIS CREDIT CARD
THE ONLY ROUGE RHINO I KNEW WAS THE ONE AT CHESTER ZOO ,WHO TRIED TO SELL ME A TIMESHARE IN TENERIFFE HE WAS A RIGHT ROUGE
I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT DONT POINT YOUR HORN AT ME MATE
I have another friend called Morrisey..he lives in Bulgaria..he sayed that there is
a lot of wild dogs that are starving and try and bite people..he always carries a big stick.
a lot of wild dogs that are starving and try and bite people..he always carries a big stick.
I WOULDNT PLAY RETRIEVE THE BIG STICK WITH THEM IF THEIR AS WILD AS YOU SAY SOFEE
I know of 'WHITE' rhinos but never herd of Rouge ones afore.
This is a grate forum for edumacation isn't it!
This is a grate forum for edumacation isn't it!
Correction!!....I have just received a text message from Shakey Thomson..He says I am an
idiot cos Morrisey was attacked by a rogue Hippo..not a Rhino as previously stated..sorry.
idiot cos Morrisey was attacked by a rogue Hippo..not a Rhino as previously stated..sorry.
That would be quite a calamity, hippos are amongst the deadliest animals in the world.
yes Joel he was lucky that he survived...he dived under a big thorn bush and that probably saved him from far more serious injury.
That could also have been quite a calamity if it was one of those bushes with deadly thorns on it.
It had been thrown out of its herd and decided that it owned the area where my chum Morrisey stayed
they are very territorial and will attack anything on their territory.
they are very territorial and will attack anything on their territory.
Do wah Diddy
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joci club 1989 WHERE WAS YOU BEFORE THAT
Wales 1965-1984
Scotland 1984-1989
16 Nov 14 23:15
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joci club 1989 WHERE WAS YOU BEFORE THAT
Wales 1965-1984
Scotland 1984-1989
I live in andorra but I'm on holiday in south staffs. As long as you speak slowly like DO WAH DIDDY, I can understand you
JOCKI CLUB ENGLAND SCOTLAND WALES ARE YOU A SCHOOL TEACHER WHO CANT KEEP A JOB DOWN OR ARE YOU ON THE RUN FROM A CREDITOR OR SOMEONE
EMDEN ANDORRA WHAT ARE YOU DOING LIVING THERE ,NOBODDY GOES THERE NOT EVEN AIR TOURS,ARE YOU TRYING TO GET CITIZENSHIP SO YOU CAN PLAY FOR THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM,ARE YOU A REJECT ENGLISH PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER
ANDORRA ARE YOU A HIPPY WHOSE LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO PITCH YOUR TENT
DO YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ANDORIAN LIKE IM SALFORDORIAN
I DONT KNOW ANYONE WHOS EVER SHOWN ME PHOTOS OF THEIR HOLIDAY IN ANDORRA,THE ONLY TIME IVE EVER HERD OF IT WAS WHEN I FOUND OUT THEY HAD A FOOTBALL TEAM ,I DONT THINK S CLUB 7 HAVE EVER PLAYED THERE
DID THE GERMANS INVADE IT ,OR WERNT THEY BOTHERED
I THOUGHT IT MUST BE IN SPAIN BUT THAT ANDULUCIA
WAS IT YOUR PARTNER WHO MADE YOU LIVE THERE IS SHE A BLONDE AND THOUGHT THE SAME AS ME THAT ITS IN SPAIN
IF YOUVE COME OVER HERE FOR A HOLIDAY IT MUST BE REALLY BAD
I BET ALL THE FORMITES ON HERE ARE TALKING TO THEM SELVES SAYING YES IM LIKE THAT DO WAH DIDDY I DONT KNOW ANYONE WHO LIVES IN ANDORRA,
NO BODY HAS EVER STOPPED ME TO SEE IF I WANT TO BUY A TIME SHARE IN ANDORRA HAVENTTHEY BEEN INVENTED THERE YET
HOW ARE YOU ,DO YOU STILL BURY YOUR LEADERS IN LONG BOATS AND SET FIRE TO THEM BY SHOOTING LIT ARROWS INTO THEIR SAILS,
HOW ARE YOU ,DO YOU STILL BURY YOUR LEADERS IN LONG BOATS AND SET FIRE TO THEM BY SHOOTING LIT ARROWS INTO THEIR SAILS,
HOW ARE YOU ,DO YOU STILL BURY YOUR LEADERS IN LONG BOATS AND SET FIRE TO THEM BY SHOOTING LIT ARROWS INTO THEIR SAILS,
HOW ARE YOU ,DO YOU STILL BURY YOUR LEADERS IN LONG BOATS AND SET FIRE TO THEM BY SHOOTING LIT ARROWS INTO THEIR SAILS,
HOW ARE YOU ,DO YOU STILL BURY YOUR LEADERS IN LONG BOATS AND SET FIRE TO THEM BY SHOOTING LIT ARROWS INTO THEIR SAILS,
HOW ARE YOU ,DO YOU STILL BURY YOUR LEADERS IN LONG BOATS AND SET FIRE TO THEM BY SHOOTING LIT ARROWS INTO THEIR SAILS,
HOW ARE YOU ,DO YOU STILL BURY YOUR LEADERS IN LONG BOATS AND SET FIRE TO THEM BY SHOOTING LIT ARROWS INTO THEIR SAILS,
HOW ARE YOU ,DO YOU STILL BURY YOUR LEADERS IN LONG BOATS AND SET FIRE TO THEM BY SHOOTING LIT ARROWS INTO THEIR SAILS,
WEVE GOT RID OF ALL THEM VIKINGS PILAGING AND BEING DRUNK WEVE JUST GOT TO SORT OUT THEM RANGERS FANS NOW AND THEN WE WILL BE OK
THE LAST TIME THEY CAME TO MANCHESTER THEY LEFT IT IN RUIN ,NOT THE VIKINGS THE RANGERS FANS
I SAW ONE WITH A BIG SCAR ON HIS FACE ,I SAID DID A GANG GET YOU IN GLASGOW AND CUT YOU IN THE FACE HE SAID NO THE WIFE GLASSED ME IN THE KITCHEN
I SAID SHE DIDNT DID SHE ,HE SAID WELL I WAS DRUNK ,BUT IM SURE IT WAS HER SHES HAD IT IN FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME
I SAID DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET IT STICHED HE SAID YES IM NOT LETTING HER STICH ME SHE CANT BOIL AN EGG PROPERLY
I SAID WHAT DID THE NURSE SAY WHEN SHE SAW ALL THE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM YOUR FACE ,HE SAID NEVER MIND ABOUT WHAT THE NURSE SAID,YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THE LANGUAGE OFF THE WOMAN CLEANING THE FLOORS
I SAID TO HIM DID YOUR WIFE GO WITH YOU TO THE HOSPITAL HE SAID NO IT WAS A SATURDAY AND X FACTOR WAS ON T V
I SAID ARE YOU GOING BACK WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON THE TRAIN HOME,HE SAID YES IF WE CAN REMEMBER WHERE WE LIVE
I SAID JUST ENJOY THE GAME AND HAVE AFEW DRINKS HE SAID THE GAME FINSHED LAST WEEK AND HIM AND HIS FRIENDS ARE JUST TOPPING UP
HE SAID CAN YOU SPARE A FIVER FOR A CAN ,I SAID WHAT YOU DRINKING CHAMPAGNE ,HE SAID WELL HAVE YOU GOT A 50P PIECE ,I SAID YOU CANT BUY A CAN FOR 50P,HE SAID I KNOW IM GOING TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU ENGLISH BAS TAR*
I PICKED UP MY ASDA BAG AND LEFT BEFORE HE HURT MY FEELINGS ANYMORE
HE SAID CAN YOU SPARE A FIVER FOR A CAN ,I SAID WHAT YOU DRINKING CHAMPAGNE ,HE SAID WELL HAVE YOU GOT A 50P PIECE ,I SAID YOU CANT BUY A CAN FOR 50P,HE SAID I KNOW IM GOING TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU ENGLISH BAS TAR*
spread betting on the time of Mr Diddy's next post.
mark set at 10.55 - 11.05
1 point per 10 minutes
mark set at 10.55 - 11.05
1 point per 10 minutes
Do wah Diddy
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JOCKI CLUB ENGLAND SCOTLAND WALES ARE YOU A SCHOOL TEACHER WHO CANT KEEP A JOB DOWN OR ARE YOU ON THE RUN FROM A CREDITOR OR SOMEONE
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JOCKI CLUB ENGLAND SCOTLAND WALES ARE YOU A SCHOOL TEACHER WHO CANT KEEP A JOB DOWN OR ARE YOU ON THE RUN FROM A CREDITOR OR SOMEONE
Neither
I LIVE IN ENGLAND I DONT LIKE IT,ITS FULL OF CRIME ,A MAN STOPPED ME TODAY AND SAID HAVE YOU SEEN A POLICEMAN I SAID NO ,SO HE SAID STICK EM UP
SOME OF YOU IN OTHER COUNTRIES WONT UNDERSTAND ME ,DONT WORRY MY EXWIFE WAS ENGLISH AND SHE DIDNT UNDERSTAND ME
JOCKY CLUB ARE YOU A DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN WHO KEEPS RUNNING OUT OF DOORS TO KNOCK ON SO YOU KEEP MOVING
MAYBE, YOU LIVE IN GREENLAND AND YOU WANT TO TELL US HOW THIS GLOBAL WARMING IS EFFECTING YOUR IGLOO
ARE YOU WORRIED THAT ONE DAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP WITH NO ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD
ARE YOU WORRIED THAT ONE DAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP WITH NO ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD
MAYBE YOU LIVE IN SOUTH KOREA AND WOULD LIKE TO TELL US WHAT THE F UC* YOUR DOING LIVING THERE
MAYBE YOU LIVE UP THE AMAZON ,AND WOULD LIKE TO ASK PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH ALL THE WOOD THAT THEIR TAKEING FROM YOUR RAIN FORRESTS
MAYBE YOUR A DIAMOND MINER LIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA AND WOULD LIKE TO TELL US IF THE COAL GETS IN YOUR WAY WHILST YOUR LOOKING FOR THE DIAMONDS
MAYBE YOU LIVE IN THE HIMALAYERS AND YOUR A GUIDE UP EVEREST ,CAN YOU SEE BLACKPOOL TOWER ON A CLEAR DAY FROM THE TOP OF EVEREST
MAYBE YOU LIVE IN LUXENBURG AND WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST,AS YOUVE NOT MUCH ELSE TO TALK ABOUT
PS IS IT STILL ON CHEAP MAPS OF THE WORLD OR DO THEY JUST PUT IT ON DEAR MAPS
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