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Aunty Post
07 Nov 14 15:07
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Largest Turtle

This enormous turtle that lives in the Amazon has been captured by the Japanese, said to be the oldest and the biggest turtle in the world. This gigantic turtle is almost 530 years old and weighs 362,87 kg (800 pounds). As you’ve seen the photo, it looks like its bigger than the police car and was carried by a big truck. The police have warned the people not get too close to this giant beast because its very dangerous and risky not knowing what this giant turtle can do to you. Probably it will smash you like a pumpkin!

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530 years old and minding it's own business, just sitting in it's rocking chair, and these tw@ts are turning it into sushi!!!
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Report pumphol. November 7, 2014 3:10 PM GMT
If that is real I will become a Spurs supporter Plain
Report Aunty Post November 7, 2014 3:12 PM GMT
Good thinking "out of the box" by you!
Report HH Sultan Vinegar November 7, 2014 3:13 PM GMT
if chitchat's tortoise one thing - it's to look out for hoaxes.
Report Aunty Post November 7, 2014 3:15 PM GMT
Assuming it is real, I would have thought the tethers would be useless!
Report Aunty Post November 7, 2014 3:19 PM GMT
Will just do the research now, that I should have done earlier, and see what "The Mail" have to say about it!
Report kenny mann November 7, 2014 3:22 PM GMT
If that's real I'll never feed my cats again.
Report pumphol. November 7, 2014 3:25 PM GMT
The real givaway was Japs in the Amazon Crazy
Report laroche November 7, 2014 3:25 PM GMT
Looks more like the basis for a 2015 Lewes bonfire effigy. Which politician will be sitting on it?
Report guinness2dear November 7, 2014 3:26 PM GMT
Got a ready made soup kitchen for the worlds homeless on it's back..
Report pumphol. November 7, 2014 3:27 PM GMT
Someone needs to have a word in your shell like
Report jed.davison November 7, 2014 3:34 PM GMT
That's filled me with terror. Pin me down.
Report Ken Masters November 7, 2014 3:40 PM GMT
The image of what seems to be a giant tortoise on a flatbed truck is in fact a still photo taken from the 2006 Japanese film “Gamera the Brave” in 2006. The photo, along with an article describing an 800-pound tortoise found in the Amazon River appears in at least two news outlets, and has more than 175,000 likes on Facebook.

Report Facts November 7, 2014 4:05 PM GMT
Are you for real Aunty Post ? You seem to make a habit of posting threads that only gullible people would think were true. Or will you maintain you're good at fishing ?
Report Shab November 7, 2014 4:09 PM GMT
Well the thread title was accurate whether the turtle is real or not!
Report Facts November 7, 2014 4:11 PM GMT
Er ...the turtle's  not real.hth
Report pumphol. November 7, 2014 4:11 PM GMT
" Best to judge a fisherman by how good his net is not by the size of his catch "
Report Ken Masters November 7, 2014 4:11 PM GMT
Go easy, it was only last year a piano fell on his head.
Report Facts November 7, 2014 4:12 PM GMT
?
Report Facts November 7, 2014 4:12 PM GMT
To pumphol
Report pumphol. November 7, 2014 4:13 PM GMT
Just doing an Eric Cantona Wink
Report Facts November 7, 2014 4:15 PM GMT
Ah !  Happy
Report Aunty Post November 7, 2014 4:30 PM GMT
"Are you for real Aunty Post?"

Sorry but forgive me as I don't get out much!

Have to have some fun (you know how it is) and saw this years ago. Incredibly only a few switched on "Chit Chaters"
knew the truth!

I'm busy winding up other family members now! Laugh
Report rob_dylan November 7, 2014 4:33 PM GMT
So.  Are you for real Aunty Post?  At best it is a terrible fishing trip.  At worst you are a total fkin moron.  What car will you be driving tonight?
Report call me a taxi November 7, 2014 4:36 PM GMT
At least it wasn't africans who did it, or the thread would have been gone in sixty seconds.
Report HH Sultan Vinegar November 7, 2014 4:40 PM GMT
Turtle meat is not considered kosher according to Leviticus 11
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 7, 2014 4:57 PM GMT
How does a thread entitled 'bastard japanese' survive yet my (joking) 'slitty eyed bollix' post buried in a thread gets pulled?
Report scandanavian_haven November 7, 2014 5:21 PM GMT
lame thread
Report Clouseau November 7, 2014 5:35 PM GMT
Knew it was fake when I saw the photo. The road sign at the front clearly and expressly forbids the transporting of large turtles on flat-bed trailers.
Report flushgordon1 November 7, 2014 5:40 PM GMT
Got a touch of the vapours?
Report Burton-Brewers November 7, 2014 5:41 PM GMT
it's a mock turtle
Report flushgordon1 November 7, 2014 5:46 PM GMT
Shelley von strunkel
Report rob_dylan November 7, 2014 6:05 PM GMT
Teenage mutant ninja big japanese turtle
Report Angel Gabrial November 7, 2014 6:42 PM GMT
Is it full of AA batteries?
Report brendanuk1 November 7, 2014 6:48 PM GMT
Japanese newspaper report that Turtle has now escaped and heading in the direction of Tokyo

Shocked
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