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Aunty Post
07 Nov 14 15:07
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Largest Turtle

This enormous turtle that lives in the Amazon has been captured by the Japanese, said to be the oldest and the biggest turtle in the world. This gigantic turtle is almost 530 years old and weighs 362,87 kg (800 pounds). As you’ve seen the photo, it looks like its bigger than the police car and was carried by a big truck. The police have warned the people not get too close to this giant beast because its very dangerous and risky not knowing what this giant turtle can do to you. Probably it will smash you like a pumpkin!

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530 years old and minding it's own business, just sitting in it's rocking chair, and these tw@ts are turning it into sushi!!!

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By:
pumphol.
When: 07 Nov 14 15:10
If that is real I will become a Spurs supporter Plain
By:
Aunty Post
When: 07 Nov 14 15:12
Good thinking "out of the box" by you!
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 07 Nov 14 15:13
if chitchat's tortoise one thing - it's to look out for hoaxes.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 07 Nov 14 15:15
Assuming it is real, I would have thought the tethers would be useless!
By:
Aunty Post
When: 07 Nov 14 15:19
Will just do the research now, that I should have done earlier, and see what "The Mail" have to say about it!
By:
kenny mann
When: 07 Nov 14 15:22
If that's real I'll never feed my cats again.
By:
pumphol.
When: 07 Nov 14 15:25
The real givaway was Japs in the Amazon Crazy
By:
laroche
When: 07 Nov 14 15:25
Looks more like the basis for a 2015 Lewes bonfire effigy. Which politician will be sitting on it?
By:
guinness2dear
When: 07 Nov 14 15:26
Got a ready made soup kitchen for the worlds homeless on it's back..
By:
pumphol.
When: 07 Nov 14 15:27
Someone needs to have a word in your shell like
By:
jed.davison
When: 07 Nov 14 15:34
That's filled me with terror. Pin me down.
By:
Ken Masters
When: 07 Nov 14 15:40
The image of what seems to be a giant tortoise on a flatbed truck is in fact a still photo taken from the 2006 Japanese film “Gamera the Brave” in 2006. The photo, along with an article describing an 800-pound tortoise found in the Amazon River appears in at least two news outlets, and has more than 175,000 likes on Facebook.

By:
Facts
When: 07 Nov 14 16:05
Are you for real Aunty Post ? You seem to make a habit of posting threads that only gullible people would think were true. Or will you maintain you're good at fishing ?
By:
Shab
When: 07 Nov 14 16:09
Well the thread title was accurate whether the turtle is real or not!
By:
Facts
When: 07 Nov 14 16:11
Er ...the turtle's  not real.hth
By:
pumphol.
When: 07 Nov 14 16:11
" Best to judge a fisherman by how good his net is not by the size of his catch "
By:
Ken Masters
When: 07 Nov 14 16:11
Go easy, it was only last year a piano fell on his head.
By:
Facts
When: 07 Nov 14 16:12
?
By:
Facts
When: 07 Nov 14 16:12
To pumphol
By:
pumphol.
When: 07 Nov 14 16:13
Just doing an Eric Cantona Wink
By:
Facts
When: 07 Nov 14 16:15
Ah !  Happy
By:
Aunty Post
When: 07 Nov 14 16:30
"Are you for real Aunty Post?"

Sorry but forgive me as I don't get out much!

Have to have some fun (you know how it is) and saw this years ago. Incredibly only a few switched on "Chit Chaters"
knew the truth!

I'm busy winding up other family members now! Laugh
By:
rob_dylan
When: 07 Nov 14 16:33
So.  Are you for real Aunty Post?  At best it is a terrible fishing trip.  At worst you are a total fkin moron.  What car will you be driving tonight?
By:
call me a taxi
When: 07 Nov 14 16:36
At least it wasn't africans who did it, or the thread would have been gone in sixty seconds.
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 07 Nov 14 16:40
Turtle meat is not considered kosher according to Leviticus 11
By:
Mikael D'Haguenet
When: 07 Nov 14 16:57
How does a thread entitled 'bastard japanese' survive yet my (joking) 'slitty eyed bollix' post buried in a thread gets pulled?
By:
scandanavian_haven
When: 07 Nov 14 17:21
lame thread
By:
Clouseau
When: 07 Nov 14 17:35
Knew it was fake when I saw the photo. The road sign at the front clearly and expressly forbids the transporting of large turtles on flat-bed trailers.
By:
flushgordon1
When: 07 Nov 14 17:40
Got a touch of the vapours?
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 07 Nov 14 17:41
it's a mock turtle
By:
flushgordon1
When: 07 Nov 14 17:46
Shelley von strunkel
By:
rob_dylan
When: 07 Nov 14 18:05
Teenage mutant ninja big japanese turtle
By:
Angel Gabrial
When: 07 Nov 14 18:42
Is it full of AA batteries?
By:
brendanuk1
When: 07 Nov 14 18:48
Japanese newspaper report that Turtle has now escaped and heading in the direction of Tokyo

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