WHY DID ALL THE ZEBRAS DECIDE TO LIVE IN AFRICA AND NOT BRITAIN

losing one of the heard to the lions is probably better than having
some little person jump on your back and whip you whilst crowds cheer them on

sometimes having to jump over 5ft obstacles in the middle of a 4 mile run too

I DONT THINK THEY HAD TO WORRY ABOUT ZEBRA RACING IN THEM DAYS

IF I SAW A LION IN ENGLAND AND IT KEPT CHASI G MECTO EAT ME ,I WOULD MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE

IM SURE THEY WOULD HAVE LIKED THE LAKE DISTRICT

THE WATER IS MUCH CLEANER

How are they going to get from Calais to Dover?

I SHOULD IMAGINE THERES NOTHING WORSE THAN LIVING ON YOUR NERVES WONDERING WHEN THE NEXT LIONS GOING TO JUMP UP AT YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FAMILY

I KNEW SOME ONE WOULD PUT THAT ,BUT IN THE DAYS LONG AGO WE WERE JOINED TO CALAIS AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT THEY COULD HAVE GONE TO LIVE IN EUROPE,ITS NICE SAY IN FRANCE IN THE FIELD AREAS

I BELIEVE KANGAROOS WERE FIRST ASKED IF THEY WANTED TO LIVE IN AFRICA BUT THEY CHOSE AUSTRALIA INSTEAD

Zebras have had to earn their stripes

IM SURE THERE MUST BE SOME ZEBRAS THAT ARE SICK TO DEATH OF LIFE IN AFRICA ,AND IM SURE IT WINT BE LONG BEFORE THEY PICK UP STICKS ANE HEAD TO CALAIS AND HIDE IN THE BACK OF A WAGON

IM SURE THE PEOPLE IN THE LAKE DISTRICT WOULD LOVE TO SEE A ZEBRA ,WHEN THEY GO FOR A WALK UP A HILL

I heard that Zebras prefer warm sunny weather and the Lake District doesn't do it for them.
Not even seen any there on holiday tbh.

They don't want to live here because people would just walk all over them.

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http://www.lakedistrictwildlifepark.co.uk/category/keepers-notes/grants-zebra/

Upon my word : two mares and two foals.. how very 21st.century!

Zebras like to hang out with their best mates the wildebeest Do wah and all the wildebeest live in Africa as there's plenty of grass for them. In England they would have to eat potatoes and cabbage which gives them the wind.

I think there is some somewhere, my mum always told me to use the zebra crossing when going to school but I could never find any!

FIRSTLY GOOD MORNING MY OLD BUDDY DO WAH !!
SECONDLY
THE ZEBRAS WERE ALL OVER BRITAIN IN THE 60's AND 70's
THEN THE PELICANS FLEW IN !!
SHORTLY FOLLOWED BY THEIR BIG COUSINS THE PANDAS
AND THEY DID FOR THE ZEBRAS.
DESTITUTE AND OUT OF WORK MANY ZEBRAS LEFT FOR AFRICA
OTHERS TRIED TO EKE OUT A LIVING BY ADVERTISING
EVERTON MINTS OR MINT HUMBUGS.--
OTHERS SOLD THEIR SKINS TO PENNY ARCADES FOR THE
ROLL YOUR TUPPENCE GAMES.
MOST OF THEM PERISHED IN THE HARSH WINTER OF 79 .
AN ODD FEW WERE SNAPPED UP BY AMBRE SOLAIRE TO TAKE
PART IN ADVERTISING THE EFFECTS OF THE HOT SUN ON JAIL
INMATES BEHIND BARS !!
IT WAS ALL VERY SAD -- BUT NOTHING IS EVER BLACK + WHITE MATE.

Scissors hello and good morning i get all your answers on your post,do you still live in chester

Watched an old 1940s wildlife documentary and was amazed how much things have changed.
The Zebras camouflage used to be a lot better for starters.

NOTHINGS THE SAME ANYMORE ,AND ALL THEY TELL YOU WHEN ASK IS ITS ALL TO DO WITH EVEALUTION

SCISSORS YOUVE NOT ANSWERED ME ,DO YOU STILL LIVE IN CHESTER ,DONT WORRY I DONT WANT TO COMECTO YOUR HOUSE FOR MY DINNER WHEN I NEXT ATTEND CHESTER RACES

GOOD MORNING GOOD BUDDY
I TOOK SOME COUGH MEDICINE AS I HAVE
A BAD CHESTY COUGH AT MO AND IT FLATTENED
ME IN A DEEP SLEEP UNTIL  NOW --
YES I DO !! YOU HAVE A GOOD MEMORY --NO DEMENTIA
THERE MATE .
DON'T CALL ROUND AS
YOU STILL CAN't HAVE MY O+X's TROPHY BACK
THAT I WON OFF YOU FAIR AND SQUARE.
( WINK). BEST KEEP THE HISTORY OF THAT ONE UNDER WRAPS
BETWEEN OURSELVES. SOME NOT NICE PEOPLE ABOUT.
I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A PLEASANT WEEKEND AND WE HAVE
THE SUN OUT IN FORCE HERE AT MO ?

THE ZEBRAS SHOULD GO TO A COUNTRY WITH LOTS OF FENCES
THEN THEY COULD HIDE BEHIND THE VERTICAL SLATS IN THE FENCE
AND NOT BE SEEN . OR BETTER STILL FENCES IN A SNOWY COUNTRY.

THE ZEBRAS SUFFERED AT SCHOOL AS WELL
THE FREE MILK USED TO RUN OUT BEFORE THEY REACHED THE ZEBRAS
AND PORTIONS OF DINNERS GOT MUCH SMALLER AS THE DINNER LADIES TRIED TO
SCRAPE ENOUGH MEALS OUT --AS THE SCHOOL INSISTED ON DOING THESE THINGS
ALPHABETICALLY.

scissors you seem a nice chap but this x and o's champion stuff has already cost Do wah
a friendship with general custer..Do wah says he has never lost a competitive x and o's match
and I have no reason not to believe him.

I BEAT HIM SOFIA , AND HE PASSED ME THE TROPHY
TO PROVE IT . HE HAS NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO GET IT BACK
NOW WORRIED HE MIGHT RESORT TO BURGLARY - AS  HE KNOWS WHERE
I LIVE.

GENERAL CUSTER BLOWS HIS OWN TRUMPET
TOO MUCH - TIME HE FELL ON HIS SWORD .

SoFEE I AM THE OFFICIAL 2ORLD CHAMPIION AT NOUGHTS AND CROSSES ,I JUST LET SCISSORS GO ON ABOUT IT,HE NEVER BEAT ME HES LIKE DELTA,AND CUSTER THEY TRY TO GO FIRST ,AND DONT ADHERE TO THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RULES,THERE WHAT AS KNOWN AS CHEATS IN THE NOUGHTS AND CROSSES WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CIRCLES ,THEY CANT WIN FAIRLY SO THEY TRY AND CHEAT,IM HAT SICK OF THEM THAT I JUST LET
THEM GO ON AND DREAM,IVE NEVER EVER BEEN BEATEN,I ALSO HOLD THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE ONLY CHAMPION FOR BEING THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS BECAUSE IM THE ONLY WORLD CHAMPION WHOS OFFICIALLY NEVER BEEN BEATEN AT THEIR SPORT ,PS YOU HAVE TO HAVE COMPETED IN AT LEAST 1436 CONTESTS TO QUALIFY FOR THIS AWARD

I WAS INVITED TO B B C SPORTS PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR ,TO RECEIVE A LIFE TIMES SPECIAL ACHIEVMENT AWARD ,BUT I DECLINED BECAUSE IN THEM DAYS I WAS SHY AND DIDENT WANT ALL THOSE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE CLAPPING ME,I WOULDNT HAVE KNOWN WHERE TO PUT MY FACE

THERES BEEN THOUSANDS OF HOPEFULLS TRYING TO GET MY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OFF ME ,AND NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON GAS EVER GOT NEAR,MOST END UP CRYING OR START SHOUTING ABUSE AT ME ,THERE SEEMS TO BE ALOT OF UNSPORTSMAN SHIP PEOPLE IN THE THE LAND OF NOUGHTS AND CROSSES AND CHEATS

THEY DONT LIKE IT AND TAKE EXCEPTION ,WHEN I TELL THEM ITS TAKEING PART THAT COUNTS ,WINNING IS JUST FOR CHAMPIONS

DELTA ,CUSTER AND SCISSORS ALL HAD ONE THING IN COMMON ,THEY ALL PRODUCED THERE OWN GRID AND TRIED TO CHEAT AND GO FIRST WITH AN X ,THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN GO FIRST IS THE UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION,AND THAT IS RULE 1

CUSTER WAS THAT UPSET HE NEVER TALKED TO ME FOR 6 MONTHS .WHEN I POINTED THE RULES OUT TO ME ,I DIDNT LOWER MYSELF TO CALL HIM A CRY BABY

SORRY RULES OUT TO HIM ^^

THE WORST CASE THOUGH WAS A GIRL CONTESTANT WHO LOST AND ACCUSED ME OF SEXUAL HARRASMENT ,SHE SAID I PUT MY HANS ON HER KNEE AT A CRUTIAL TIME IN THE COTEST,BUT WHEN SHE CAME TO THE TRIBUNERAL,AND THEY REALISED HOW UGLY AND FAT SHE WAS THEY THREW HER CASE OUT IMMEDIATLY
THEN THEIR WAS THE BLACK MAN WHO LOST AND TRIED TO SUE THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP PANEL FOR RACISM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT ALLOWED TO BE AN X
HE WAS TOLD IN NO UNCLEAR WORDS THAT HE WAS TREATED FAIR AS ALL CHALLENGERS

ONE MAN WAS THAT DESPERATE TO HOLD THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP THAT HE HAD A LEG AMPUTATED HOPING I WOULD FEEL SORRY FOR HIM AND LET HIM WIN,BUT I JUST TOOK NO NOTICE AND DIDNT LOOK UNDER THE TABLE WHILE E WAS PLAYING

Do you train by playing against a computer Do wah?

STEPHEN KING WANTED TO HELP ME WRITE A BOOK ON LIFE AS A WORLD NOUGHTS AND CROSSESWORLD CHAMPION ,BUT I DECLINED ,I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT WRITE YOUR OWN BOOKS KINGY

DO WAH -- I REMEMBER THAT ONE LEGGED OPPONENT --
YOU HAD HIM RUNNING ROUND IN CIRLES !!

He was hopping mad when he realised he had lost

I THINK HE THOUGHT IT WAS A NOUGHTS AND CROSSES HANDICAP

DID YOU PLAY HIM OVER
ONE LEG OR TWO ?

IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LEG ,PLEASE DONT GET ANNOYED AT US ,WE MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH TWO AS WELL

PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT US ,I ONCE MADE A JOKE ABOUT A MAN WITH NO TOUNGE AND HE WONT SPEAK TO ME

ITS THE SAME WITH THE LADY WITH NO EARS WHO I MADE A JOKE ABOUT ,SHE WONT LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF  MY JOKES

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ITS THE SAME WITH THE MAN WITH NO EYES HE WONT EVEN LOOK AT ME

THE MAN WITH NO TONSILS ,IS STILL MY BEST FRIEND ,I CAN JOKE ABOUT HIM WHEN I WANT

I DONT MAKE FUN OR JOKES ABOUT THE MAN WITH NO NOSE AS HES 6FOOT SIX AND GOT BIG MUSCLES

SOME PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU TO MAKE FUN OF THEM ,THEY ARE USUALLY VERY FAT OR HAVE AN UGLY WIFE ,OR MISERABLE FACE ,AND DONT LIKE FUN AND JOKES LIKE I DONT LIKE BEET ROOT

IF I WAS NORMAL AND I CAME ON THIS FORUM I WOULDENT READ ANY OF THESE POSTS ,

IF I WAS NORMAL AND CAME ON THIS FORUM I WOULD TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE MY NEW GARDEN SPRINKLER THAT ID BOUGHT FOR MY GARDEN FROM B AND Q

IF I WAS NORMAL AND CAME ON HERE I WOULD ASK FELLOW FORMITES ,WHATS THE BEST CAR POLISH FOR MY CAR ,

PS IVE NO CAR

IF I WAS NORMAL AND CAME ON THIS FORUM I WOULD TALK ABOUT THE AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ POSITIONS NOT THE SEX ONES THE POLITICAL ONES

IF I WAS NORMAL I WOULD DISCUSS PHILLOPEAN TUBES WITH THE LADY POSTERS

IM GLAD IM NOT NORMAL

I think all normal people are.

Wasn't it Lady Posters who had an affair with the gamekeeper ?

he wouldn't have had time if he'd had zebras to look after.