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07 Nov 14
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THERES NO LIONS IN BRITAIN AND THEY WOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING EATEN BY ONE
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losing one of the heard to the lions is probably better than having
some little person jump on your back and whip you whilst crowds cheer them on sometimes having to jump over 5ft obstacles in the middle of a 4 mile run too |
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I DONT THINK THEY HAD TO WORRY ABOUT ZEBRA RACING IN THEM DAYS
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IF I SAW A LION IN ENGLAND AND IT KEPT CHASI G MECTO EAT ME ,I WOULD MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE
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IM SURE THEY WOULD HAVE LIKED THE LAKE DISTRICT
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THE WATER IS MUCH CLEANER
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How are they going to get from Calais to Dover?
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I SHOULD IMAGINE THERES NOTHING WORSE THAN LIVING ON YOUR NERVES WONDERING WHEN THE NEXT LIONS GOING TO JUMP UP AT YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FAMILY
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I KNEW SOME ONE WOULD PUT THAT ,BUT IN THE DAYS LONG AGO WE WERE JOINED TO CALAIS AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT THEY COULD HAVE GONE TO LIVE IN EUROPE,ITS NICE SAY IN FRANCE IN THE FIELD AREAS
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I BELIEVE KANGAROOS WERE FIRST ASKED IF THEY WANTED TO LIVE IN AFRICA BUT THEY CHOSE AUSTRALIA INSTEAD
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Zebras have had to earn their stripes
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IM SURE THERE MUST BE SOME ZEBRAS THAT ARE SICK TO DEATH OF LIFE IN AFRICA ,AND IM SURE IT WINT BE LONG BEFORE THEY PICK UP STICKS ANE HEAD TO CALAIS AND HIDE IN THE BACK OF A WAGON
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IM SURE THE PEOPLE IN THE LAKE DISTRICT WOULD LOVE TO SEE A ZEBRA ,WHEN THEY GO FOR A WALK UP A HILL
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I heard that Zebras prefer warm sunny weather and the Lake District doesn't do it for them.
Not even seen any there on holiday tbh. |
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They don't want to live here because people would just walk all over them.
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http://www.lakedistrictwildlifepark.co.uk/category/keepers-notes/grants-zebra/ |
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Upon my word : two mares and two foals.. how very 21st.century!
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Zebras like to hang out with their best mates the wildebeest Do wah and all the wildebeest live in Africa as there's plenty of grass for them. In England they would have to eat potatoes and cabbage which gives them the wind.
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I think there is some somewhere, my mum always told me to use the zebra crossing when going to school but I could never find any!
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FIRSTLY GOOD MORNING MY OLD BUDDY DO WAH !!
SECONDLY THE ZEBRAS WERE ALL OVER BRITAIN IN THE 60's AND 70's THEN THE PELICANS FLEW IN !! SHORTLY FOLLOWED BY THEIR BIG COUSINS THE PANDAS AND THEY DID FOR THE ZEBRAS. DESTITUTE AND OUT OF WORK MANY ZEBRAS LEFT FOR AFRICA OTHERS TRIED TO EKE OUT A LIVING BY ADVERTISING EVERTON MINTS OR MINT HUMBUGS.-- OTHERS SOLD THEIR SKINS TO PENNY ARCADES FOR THE ROLL YOUR TUPPENCE GAMES. MOST OF THEM PERISHED IN THE HARSH WINTER OF 79 . AN ODD FEW WERE SNAPPED UP BY AMBRE SOLAIRE TO TAKE PART IN ADVERTISING THE EFFECTS OF THE HOT SUN ON JAIL INMATES BEHIND BARS !! IT WAS ALL VERY SAD -- BUT NOTHING IS EVER BLACK + WHITE MATE. |
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Scissors hello and good morning i get all your answers on your post,do you still live in chester
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Watched an old 1940s wildlife documentary and was amazed how much things have changed.
The Zebras camouflage used to be a lot better for starters. |
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NOTHINGS THE SAME ANYMORE ,AND ALL THEY TELL YOU WHEN ASK IS ITS ALL TO DO WITH EVEALUTION
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SCISSORS YOUVE NOT ANSWERED ME ,DO YOU STILL LIVE IN CHESTER ,DONT WORRY I DONT WANT TO COMECTO YOUR HOUSE FOR MY DINNER WHEN I NEXT ATTEND CHESTER RACES
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GOOD MORNING GOOD BUDDY
I TOOK SOME COUGH MEDICINE AS I HAVE A BAD CHESTY COUGH AT MO AND IT FLATTENED ME IN A DEEP SLEEP UNTIL NOW -- YES I DO !! YOU HAVE A GOOD MEMORY --NO DEMENTIA THERE MATE . DON'T CALL ROUND AS YOU STILL CAN't HAVE MY O+X's TROPHY BACK THAT I WON OFF YOU FAIR AND SQUARE. ( WINK). BEST KEEP THE HISTORY OF THAT ONE UNDER WRAPS BETWEEN OURSELVES. SOME NOT NICE PEOPLE ABOUT. I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A PLEASANT WEEKEND AND WE HAVE THE SUN OUT IN FORCE HERE AT MO ? |
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THE ZEBRAS SHOULD GO TO A COUNTRY WITH LOTS OF FENCES
THEN THEY COULD HIDE BEHIND THE VERTICAL SLATS IN THE FENCE AND NOT BE SEEN . OR BETTER STILL FENCES IN A SNOWY COUNTRY. |
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THE ZEBRAS SUFFERED AT SCHOOL AS WELL
THE FREE MILK USED TO RUN OUT BEFORE THEY REACHED THE ZEBRAS AND PORTIONS OF DINNERS GOT MUCH SMALLER AS THE DINNER LADIES TRIED TO SCRAPE ENOUGH MEALS OUT --AS THE SCHOOL INSISTED ON DOING THESE THINGS ALPHABETICALLY. |
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scissors you seem a nice chap but this x and o's champion stuff has already cost Do wah
a friendship with general custer..Do wah says he has never lost a competitive x and o's match and I have no reason not to believe him. |
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I BEAT HIM SOFIA , AND HE PASSED ME THE TROPHY
TO PROVE IT . HE HAS NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO GET IT BACK NOW WORRIED HE MIGHT RESORT TO BURGLARY - AS HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE. |
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GENERAL CUSTER BLOWS HIS OWN TRUMPET
TOO MUCH - TIME HE FELL ON HIS SWORD . |
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SoFEE I AM THE OFFICIAL 2ORLD CHAMPIION AT NOUGHTS AND CROSSES ,I JUST LET SCISSORS GO ON ABOUT IT,HE NEVER BEAT ME HES LIKE DELTA,AND CUSTER THEY TRY TO GO FIRST ,AND DONT ADHERE TO THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RULES,THERE WHAT AS KNOWN AS CHEATS IN THE NOUGHTS AND CROSSES WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CIRCLES ,THEY CANT WIN FAIRLY SO THEY TRY AND CHEAT,IM HAT SICK OF THEM THAT I JUST LET
THEM GO ON AND DREAM,IVE NEVER EVER BEEN BEATEN,I ALSO HOLD THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE ONLY CHAMPION FOR BEING THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS BECAUSE IM THE ONLY WORLD CHAMPION WHOS OFFICIALLY NEVER BEEN BEATEN AT THEIR SPORT ,PS YOU HAVE TO HAVE COMPETED IN AT LEAST 1436 CONTESTS TO QUALIFY FOR THIS AWARD |
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I WAS INVITED TO B B C SPORTS PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR ,TO RECEIVE A LIFE TIMES SPECIAL ACHIEVMENT AWARD ,BUT I DECLINED BECAUSE IN THEM DAYS I WAS SHY AND DIDENT WANT ALL THOSE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE CLAPPING ME,I WOULDNT HAVE KNOWN WHERE TO PUT MY FACE
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THERES BEEN THOUSANDS OF HOPEFULLS TRYING TO GET MY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OFF ME ,AND NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON GAS EVER GOT NEAR,MOST END UP CRYING OR START SHOUTING ABUSE AT ME ,THERE SEEMS TO BE ALOT OF UNSPORTSMAN SHIP PEOPLE IN THE THE LAND OF NOUGHTS AND CROSSES AND CHEATS
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THEY DONT LIKE IT AND TAKE EXCEPTION ,WHEN I TELL THEM ITS TAKEING PART THAT COUNTS ,WINNING IS JUST FOR CHAMPIONS
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DELTA ,CUSTER AND SCISSORS ALL HAD ONE THING IN COMMON ,THEY ALL PRODUCED THERE OWN GRID AND TRIED TO CHEAT AND GO FIRST WITH AN X ,THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN GO FIRST IS THE UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION,AND THAT IS RULE 1
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CUSTER WAS THAT UPSET HE NEVER TALKED TO ME FOR 6 MONTHS .WHEN I POINTED THE RULES OUT TO ME ,I DIDNT LOWER MYSELF TO CALL HIM A CRY BABY
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SORRY RULES OUT TO HIM ^^
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THE WORST CASE THOUGH WAS A GIRL CONTESTANT WHO LOST AND ACCUSED ME OF SEXUAL HARRASMENT ,SHE SAID I PUT MY HANS ON HER KNEE AT A CRUTIAL TIME IN THE COTEST,BUT WHEN SHE CAME TO THE TRIBUNERAL,AND THEY REALISED HOW UGLY AND FAT SHE WAS THEY THREW HER CASE OUT IMMEDIATLY
THEN THEIR WAS THE BLACK MAN WHO LOST AND TRIED TO SUE THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP PANEL FOR RACISM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT ALLOWED TO BE AN X HE WAS TOLD IN NO UNCLEAR WORDS THAT HE WAS TREATED FAIR AS ALL CHALLENGERS |
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ONE MAN WAS THAT DESPERATE TO HOLD THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP THAT HE HAD A LEG AMPUTATED HOPING I WOULD FEEL SORRY FOR HIM AND LET HIM WIN,BUT I JUST TOOK NO NOTICE AND DIDNT LOOK UNDER THE TABLE WHILE E WAS PLAYING
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Do you train by playing against a computer Do wah?
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