Going for a scan today at 13:30

Do you have a scanner at home? Just pop whatever it is that's itching into it and post the picture up here, Slicer will waive his usual fee for a consultation.

Are you hoping for a boy or a girl?

You be lucky to be in by 3 o clock

There's a queue for NHS scans.
When did you get notification of your appointment - last February?

A full english made up of only ice cubes must have been interesting.

good luck with scan

Thanks.
Had a bowl of porridge just before seven, and thought that would suffice till afterwards.

Bloody starving now and filling up with water Couldn't be doing with all that "Ramadan" palaver!

Having to go back to the hospital after that, as I cut a piece off a toe when trimming my nails last Friday.

Couldn't stop the blood, and no way could I bandage it, so finished up with putting a freezer bag on it and then into a sandal.

They said to keep it dry for five days, so I didn't even take off my sock till this morning, and the bandage is black and still bleeding.

Will post a gruesome photo later, if it doesn't get censored.

Crikey AP what was you using a chainsaw?

The thing is Dr that I don't feel things as my toes are dead!

I don't know till I bleed.
As it happens it was just some curved nail scissors, that I thought were blunt, having struggled to do my big toe.

Clearly they aren't blunt so have to be extra careful next time.

betterbget move on its 10 to

GL

It's cool, I'm not that far away.....

This should help you sleep.  Lie on the edge of the bed, you'll soon drop off. Good luck A
unty.

Aunty, you do seem terribly accident prone.

Good luck with your scan

It's like watching a one-man "Last of the Summer Wine" tribute act.

D'you get many of those in Putney?

Thanks for well wishes.....

Re dropping off kenny, you may have seen that I managed that twice in six weeks.

Re the scan, it was really quite sensuous when she (very attractive and young girl with a soft Geordie accent rubbed gel all over me.

I had to appologise for what happened, but she said not to be embarrassed as she would be more concerned if it didn't!

Aunty

TMI

Did you drop the old yeh remind me of a young Antonia De Sancha line

Nov 5, 2014 -- 9:46AM, Aunty Post wrote:

Thanks for well wishes.....Re dropping off kenny, you may have seen that I managed that twice in six weeks.Re the scan, it was really quite sensuous when she (very attractive and young girl with a soft Geordie accent rubbed gel all over me.I had to appologise for what happened, but she said not to be embarrassed as she would be more concerned if it didn't!

you spaffed on her chebs and she told you not to worry about it??? has to be BUPA

Chit Chat's very own Singing Detective

Having us on about the nurse (nap)

Sure kenny....she had me in every position imaginable.

Caution!!!

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Sorry about the camera shake but I was in some trauma!

Is the grouting grey by design or age?

Ridiculous Ken! I always preempt what the cynical replies will be and I'm right every time.

The grouting is grey by choice as it's in the utility room, and it would end up grey whatever.

Similarly the colour of my blood really is that colour but I had no choice in that one!

What car did you drive to the appointment in though?

Do you mean "In what car...."?

No contest really as I went in my "Type R GT" as it has red carpets!

Actually, the real reason was that the only shoes I could get on comfortably were some sandals, which are quite wide,
and I have found they are  not ideal in the TT, as the brake and accelerator are too close together!

We understand - we all have that problem.

i hate feet,always create trouble,had to stop swimming in pools as was getting verruca's
that pic looks stingilly painful imo

I guess it would be painful, to a normal person, but the fact is I felt nothing at all!

Probably a first.. who else describes themselves on here as not normal!

Always have been too "self-effacing" Ivor, and perhaps that is my greatest weakness, and certainly the case when I was younger!