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Report ebulGery November 4, 2014 6:17 PM GMT
Mikael D'Haguenet  • November 4, 2014 6:14 PM GMT 


Why would any 'men' pay a woman for sex?


If they do not have a partner how else are they going to get it?
Report Thin and Crispy November 4, 2014 6:21 PM GMT
Don't you mean How are YOU going to get it?
Report ebulGery November 4, 2014 6:21 PM GMT
Laugh
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 4, 2014 6:22 PM GMT
I'd rather have a w@nk with a bag over me head and a satsuma in me gob than pay for sex!
Report ebulGery November 4, 2014 6:23 PM GMT
Shocked

Well we all have our own fetishes
Report Dr Crippen November 4, 2014 6:24 PM GMT
There's no deception involved in using a prostitute. You don't have to lead her up the garden path and build up her hopes.
You aren't going to let her down and break her heart.
It's a wonderful contract in that respect.
The price is agreed the deed is done and all concerned are happy.

Were's the harm in that? 

I don't like the idea of pimps but that's another issue.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 4, 2014 6:26 PM GMT
It's a wonderful contract insofar as neither apparently has any respect for the other.
Report Thin and Crispy November 4, 2014 6:27 PM GMT
My god sounds like he's a careers officer for school leavers.
Report ebulGery November 4, 2014 6:29 PM GMT
I don't think respect comes into sex

Of course it is better if people stick to their caring loving partners

but not everybody has that

although I appreciate wives don't like the idea of their husbands visiting a prostitute
Report Thin and Crispy November 4, 2014 6:31 PM GMT
Whereas husbands are quite happy with the idea of the wife being poked by a giggalo
Report i_agree_with_nick November 4, 2014 6:32 PM GMT
This topic was being discussed earlier on LBC.

An ex-prostitute called in and said she gave it up because she "got too old". She went on to say, "I've got a partner now. He gives me a bit of money. Just like prostitution really."
Report ebulGery November 4, 2014 6:34 PM GMT
You are right thin and crispy what is good for goose is good for the gander

I was thinking more of single men...but sex is a very strong drive
Report Dr Crippen November 4, 2014 6:36 PM GMT
although I appreciate wives don't like the idea of their husbands visiting a prostitute

They certainly don't ebulGery.
Sex with a prostitute comes a lot cheaper than taking a wife for the purpose.
Prostitutes sell it far too cheaply for most wives liking.
Report ebulGery November 4, 2014 6:36 PM GMT
LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Thin and Crispy November 4, 2014 6:37 PM GMT
I agree there are plenty of relationships which seem like a form of prostitution.  If people are happy with it fair enough...but not for me I ain't that desperate that I have to pay someone to pretend to like me.
Report Dr Crippen November 4, 2014 6:38 PM GMT
think of how many prostitutes you could have for the cost of the wedding ceremony alone?
And that's only the down payment.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 4, 2014 6:45 PM GMT
My wedding ceremony cost about $45!
Report Dr Crippen November 4, 2014 6:46 PM GMT
^^You could get a decent hand job for that.
Report Ozymandius November 4, 2014 6:51 PM GMT
Whats eating this Mikael D'Haguenet character? Sounds like a case of insufferable Catholic guilt.

Could do with loosening up and living a little imo
Report Dr Crippen November 4, 2014 6:58 PM GMT
I'd rather have a w@nk with a bag over me head and a satsuma in me gob than pay for sex!

Interesting technique you've got there Mike.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 4, 2014 7:02 PM GMT
It's the preferred method of dead Tory MPs, Dr C.

Only way Ozy can get it is by paying for it.
Report rogerthebutler November 4, 2014 7:08 PM GMT
You're not paying for sex

You're paying for the ability to walk away scott-free afterwards
Report Ivor November 4, 2014 7:14 PM GMT
Dr.Crippen has a price-list..
Report Dr Crippen November 4, 2014 7:20 PM GMT
Before they legislated on holiday pay, workers could rack up thousands of pounds in overtime, yet when they drew their holiday pay they could be getting even less than a basic weeks wages if they'd lost any time during the year.

Holiday credits used to be put to one side every week, and if you put in less than a basic day at any time, this meant that regardless of the amount of overtime you did that week your holiday credits would be short.

Then employers rubbed extra salt into the wound by not paying the employee overtime rates until they'd got their basic weekly hours in.

Employers used to got away with murder, it's no wonder worker were always going out on strike.
Report Thin and Crispy November 4, 2014 7:20 PM GMT
He's got a loyalty card
Report Dr Crippen November 4, 2014 7:20 PM GMT
Oops wrong thread.
Report Dr Crippen November 4, 2014 10:33 PM GMT
By the way.

Only real men go with prostitutes.
Report Platini November 4, 2014 10:44 PM GMT
sex is not free. never has been, never will be. HTH
Report Capt__F November 4, 2014 10:45 PM GMT
ken
disloyality card Grin
Report TiptheOdds November 4, 2014 10:46 PM GMT
its not illegal where I live
Report Platini November 4, 2014 11:00 PM GMT
Soon, flirting will be made illegal. It's coming, sooner than you think.

Don't believe me? Watch this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A
Report JH Rogers November 4, 2014 11:09 PM GMT
Harassment?
She was very lucky that she got about 20 hellos in 10 hours.

I thought its was illegal to use a prostitute in the UK, or is that only kerb crawling / public indecency.
Report Angel Gabrial November 4, 2014 11:12 PM GMT
Ask Crippen, he is the night stalker!Laugh
Report Ivor November 4, 2014 11:44 PM GMT
When you want answers to your questions - always axe the right person.
No point axing a catholic priest in this case.. Dr.Crippen is the man who nose!
Report Paddy Hair November 5, 2014 3:28 AM GMT
Will it be Tax deductible as sexpenses.
Report lovegod November 5, 2014 12:07 PM GMT
A mate of mine said to me that he had never paid for sex.

I ask him to remind me how much his divorce had cost him.
Report JH Rogers November 5, 2014 1:16 PM GMT
Mate of mine, who I first met in Pattaya (surprisingly) ended up paying 3 fold.
Arrested for kerb crawling, got in the local paper. Cost him his wife then the divorce.
Report Angel Gabrial November 5, 2014 2:40 PM GMT
Which Labour council does he work for JH?
Report DWilliam3 November 5, 2014 4:15 PM GMT
The difference between paying for sex and not paying for sex is that paying for sex is cheaper.

Brendan Behan
Report dustybin November 5, 2014 4:20 PM GMT
All housewives trade in sex (or words to that effect)

William Shatner
Report Blackrock November 5, 2014 5:26 PM GMT
Bon Vivvy was the man for these threads. I miss his advice.Sad
Report lfc1971 November 13, 2014 2:06 PM GMT
Every young man should visit an escort, from about the age of 16, it will make
him more human.
Report ebulGery November 13, 2014 3:51 PM GMT
Women not like men regarding them as sex objects

The problem if all men do this, then what is going to the future of the human race

How do we think babies are made
Report pumphol. November 13, 2014 4:28 PM GMT
There made like this Ed

.
https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6238/6290097316_1d40111019_z.jpg
Report TheChaser November 13, 2014 4:43 PM GMT
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Even better. Do the shopping yourself, send the wife for a quick **** and get a discount at the till.
LaughLaugh
Report TheChaser November 13, 2014 4:48 PM GMT
Dr Crippen
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There's no deception involved in using a prostitute. You don't have to lead her up the garden path and build up her hopes.
You aren't going to let her down and break her heart.
It's a wonderful contract in that respect.
The price is agreed the deed is done and all concerned are happy.

Were's the harm in that?

I don't like the idea of pimps but that's another issue.






Not when you whip don your kegs and you get told your too big to give her anal , its happened to me on many occasions
Report Angel Gabrial January 10, 2015 7:46 PM GMT
By the way.

Only real men go with prostitutes.


Is that so Crippen??LaughLaughLaugh

Honk HOnk!
Report Angel Gabrial January 10, 2015 8:10 PM GMT
I've never paid for sex even if you do AG.  says Crippen.

By the way.

Only real men go with prostitutes.
says CirppenGrin

Why are you so ashamed Crippen?
Report kenny mann January 10, 2015 10:52 PM GMT
2 prostitutes unwinding in the bar after a day's work.

Brenda says what sort of a day have you had Annie?

Annie replies, a bit quiet Brenda, just the 3 clients today, disappointing, how about you?

Brenda says, just the opposite, I must have been up and down those stairs 20 times. I'm worn out.

Blimey, your poor feet.
Report thegiggilo January 10, 2015 11:10 PM GMT
Perverts,wierdos ,can't see any other person visiting prostitutes unless of course you are disabled then of course
that sounds pretty excpetable..Cool
Report treetop January 10, 2015 11:15 PM GMT
How do you make a prostitute moan ? Demand a discount afterwards because the product has been on open display.
Report Platini January 11, 2015 2:02 AM GMT
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and try to explain why some men pay for sexual services. Try to get your head around it, if you can.

1. they love sex, need sex, i'm talking lots of sex, sex-addict levels of sex
2. and this is probably more important - variety, they want to bang as many women as possible while they're equipment is still working


neither of the above is compatible with your average monogomous relationship.

HTH Laugh
Report thegiggilo January 11, 2015 2:50 AM GMT
And there was me thinking it was because they couldn't get real women because they were short,fat and ugly!!Shocked
Report Zazu January 11, 2015 6:23 AM GMT
Most women who want prostitution banned are fat and/or ugly so they shouldn't really be getting involved imo


Walk in, pay some cash, do whatever you want with a hot 20-30 year for an hour, walk out.

Why would anyone visit a prostitute SMH
Report thegiggilo January 11, 2015 5:06 PM GMT
I missed off bald..Wink
Report Just Checking January 11, 2015 5:29 PM GMT
Re OP - of course not. We're in 2015 not the age of the puritans.
It's none of the state's business what two consenting adults do being closed doors.
People traffickers etc, that's an absolutely completely different thing, throw the book at them.
Unforunately leftie feminists try and merge the two things, which is extremely dishonest.
But that's par for the course with people like that.
Report Platini January 11, 2015 6:43 PM GMT
"there was me thinking it was because they couldn't get real women because they were short,fat and ugly"

couldn't me more wrong. the biggest myth going.

most punters are married.
Report Velasquez January 11, 2015 10:12 PM GMT
"They could even run some kind of disloyalty card. "

Ken Masters Laugh
Report akabula January 11, 2015 10:25 PM GMT
Laugh Loved that quip from KM.
Report Coachbuster January 11, 2015 10:28 PM GMT
lol Ken ,that was funny Grin
Report Angel Gabrial June 11, 2015 6:53 PM BST
Bump

Only real men go with prostitutes.


CrippenCool
Report Burton-Brewers June 11, 2015 6:58 PM BST
I cannot see the bit where he says HE has been with one, could you point it out for me.
Report Angel Gabrial June 11, 2015 7:02 PM BST
Why would he say that he has been with one?

He denied saying that real men go with prostitutes. Do you expect him to admit to using a prostitute?
Report paddletoe June 11, 2015 7:03 PM BST
In response to the original post last week N.Ireland became the first region in the uk to pass legislation making it a criminal offence to buy sex. It follows the Swedish model and comes into affect next January.
Report Burton-Brewers June 11, 2015 7:06 PM BST
you said they were his prostitutes so is he a user or their pimp?
Report akabula June 11, 2015 7:09 PM BST
paddletoe  • June 11, 2015 7:03 PM BST 
In response to the original post last week N.Ireland became the first region in the uk to pass legislation making it a criminal offence to buy sex. It follows the Swedish model and comes into affect next January


I thought it was a criminal offence in the UK already.
Sure I've seen the cops on tv arresting people on some of the reality shows.
Am I wrong?
Report Angel Gabrial June 11, 2015 7:16 PM BST
In Great Britain (England, Wales and Scotland), prostitution itself (the exchange of sexual services for money) is legal,[2] but a number of related activities, including soliciting in a public place, kerb crawling, owning or managing a brothel, pimping and pandering, are crimes. In Northern Ireland, which previously had similar laws, paying for sex was criminalised in January 2015.[3]
Report paddletoe June 11, 2015 7:18 PM BST
The law in n.ireland will make it a criminal offence for the buyer but not the seller unless its more than 2 people operating in the same premises when it would also be a crime.
Report akabula June 11, 2015 7:24 PM BST
I get the difference now.
Report naydam June 11, 2015 9:25 PM BST
The problem seems to be that that the earnings are undeclared, and therefore not subject to income tax AND each transaction should be levied at 20% VAT.
Report ebulGery June 11, 2015 9:51 PM BST
If men want to pay for sex and women want to sell it...it is a business not a crime

To make it a crime shows how much the West id dominated by women, or does the West want everybody in our societies to become homosexual

I think we do
Report ebulGery June 11, 2015 10:19 PM BST
paddletoe  • June 11, 2015 7:18 PM BST 


The law in n.ireland will make it a criminal offence for the buyer but not the seller unless its more than 2 people operating in the same premises when it would also be a crime.

That is a gender bias towards women in the justice system....the law for buyer and seller must be exactly the same
or we do not have justice
Report lybertyne June 11, 2015 10:42 PM BST
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Report Capt__F June 11, 2015 10:47 PM BST
pete caught with his web juice
Report paddletoe June 11, 2015 10:49 PM BST
I personally see no harm in two people engaging in private sex provided the seller is exercising their own free will. From what I understand the view of n.ireland politicians was that they did not wish to criminalise individual women when it comes to prostitution.  I would agree with that part to make a distinction between the buyer and seller once they had made their decision to widen the criminalisation in this area. Interestingly, some prostitutes have said they will take legal action to try to overturn this legislation.
Report crags June 12, 2015 1:44 AM BST
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Report Dr Crippen June 13, 2015 10:01 AM BST

He denied saying . Do you expect him to admit to using a prostitute?


Liar again Gabriliar,, I didn't deny saying that real men go with prostitutes.

Good to see that I've still got you nicely on the hook though Gabriliar.

You see you talked about the prostitutes I went with. I denied saying that I ever  went with a prostitute.

And the evidence is above.
Report Angel Gabrial June 13, 2015 7:49 PM BST
You seem worried that you have outed yourself on a public forum Crippen.
Listen,it`s ok. Men like yourself use prostitutes for many reasons, you are bound to deny using one aren`t you?
Not all of us can be successful with the opposite sex and i will go as far as saying that if i was in your shoes i would pay for sex. Don`t be ashamed Crippen, you can`t change your genetics.

However, work on your personality and you might just ha e more success, even at your age.
Report mobo June 13, 2015 8:49 PM BST
but the earnings are included in our gdp these days  - aren't they?
Report Burton-Brewers June 14, 2015 10:21 AM BST
you said they were his prostitutes so is he a user or their pimp?
Report Dr Crippen June 14, 2015 10:59 AM BST
Gabriliar is clearly a compulsive liar with a vivid imagination.

He's been stalking me for months and has now resorted to telling porkies about me.
He bumped this thread back up in order to have another go at me.

His continued attacking speaks for itself.

Pity his kind.
Report naydam June 14, 2015 1:12 PM BST
Well, as an outside observer, I would say that everything DOES seem to be becoming rather childish. I still haven't figured out why you don't call each by their 'proper' names. It gets darned difficult when you all start using your pet love/hate names for each other. The same applies to the 'celebrities' that you all love to hate.
Just call things and people by the proper name. It saves descending into insult and everybody then knows who or what is being discussed.
Report artie June 14, 2015 1:32 PM BST
How can this new law in Ireland be enforced.Surely the police would have to see money handed over, and sex taking place ? Will they have hidden cameras inside prostitutes pemises ?
Report spellingandgrammarchecker June 14, 2015 2:31 PM BST
naydam   
14 Jun 15 13:12 
Well, as an outside observer, I would say that everything DOES seem to be becoming rather childish. I still haven't figured out why you don't call each by their 'proper' names. It gets darned difficult when you all start using your pet love/hate names for each other. The same applies to the 'celebrities' that you all love to hate.
Just call things and people by the proper name. It saves descending into insult and everybody then knows who or what is being discussed.


Trolls don't work like that.

They are the first to change names as they think it's funny/witty.

Hence: Crippen becomes Crappen. 

I wonder how long that one took to think up? Laugh

spellingandgrammarchecker became smellinggrandmalicker

Such literary genius in our midst. Laugh

It wasn't easy for the 'newcomer' to the politics forum though, 'anxious' aka northernlad. He admitted about 18 months ago that he's dyslexic, making my name far too long for him to attempt any puns with, so he settled for 'cantspell' - such wit...and no apostrophe either.
Report Coachbuster June 14, 2015 4:41 PM BST
'And there was me thinking it was because they couldn't get real women because they were short,fat and ugly!!'

_____________

it's short fat ,ugly blokes who get all the nice women Cry

women seemed so frightened of good looking men - that ,or they don't like competition in the looks dept (which is understandable)
Report spellingandgrammarchecker June 14, 2015 4:44 PM BST
women seemed so frightened of good looking men

No point in them looking on here then, as everybody's handsome, fit, rich, successful...etc
Report mobo June 14, 2015 4:47 PM BST
there was this one on sky papers one morning - usual hairy dumpy type - spouting the middle of the road appeasment to immigration

surely you cannot be correct that they are short fat and ugly

BUT HE WAS
hehehehehe
Report Eeternaloptimist June 14, 2015 11:31 PM BST
Poor Angel. He threw the bait out and Crips ate it, him and his boat. Should have got a bigger boat Angel. Laugh
Report EvgenyKissin June 15, 2015 12:01 AM BST
I can see the link with this thread and disreputable bars.
Report Angel Gabrial June 15, 2015 8:40 AM BST
EO

Real me go fishing, they don`t crawl putrid alleyways for toothless hookers who are scratching themselves raw from crabs and substance withdrawal.


Can you pass that on to your runt/maggot Creepy Crippen! cheersGrin
Report Angel Gabrial June 15, 2015 8:41 AM BST
Real men go fishing, they don`t crawl putrid alleyways for toothless hookers who are scratching themselves raw from crabs and substance withdrawal.
Laugh
Report Dr Crippen June 15, 2015 9:44 AM BST
Just look at that post from Gabriliar above again.

The berk can't help himself.

I'm beginning to believe he simply hates everyone he comes into contact with.
Report posy June 15, 2015 9:53 AM BST
Anyone who as a young man has lived in the Far East has bought sex from prostitutes...it's just part of everyday life and no big deal.......... the girls are trained to give their clients a very good time. What's not to enjoy.
Report i_agree_with_nick June 15, 2015 10:35 AM BST
Surely NOT paying a prostitute for sex should be a crime?
Report G1_Jockey_4 June 15, 2015 12:18 PM BST
it is a crime...i think.

its called rape.
Report spellingandgrammarchecker June 15, 2015 1:45 PM BST
Grapes if there are a bunch of them.
Report Angel Gabrial June 15, 2015 1:47 PM BST
Oh a rape joke.

Not your finest hour s&gc
Report spellingandgrammarchecker June 15, 2015 2:20 PM BST
Do I care?
Report Burton-Brewers June 15, 2015 2:28 PM BST
I bet they weren't white grapes either
Report Zazu June 15, 2015 3:26 PM BST
What posy said

The ugly girls work in 7/11 and the lookers are prostitutes. All very natural, makes the west look very weird imo
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