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One of those sad work calendar thingys like what the bloke nearest me got last year. A whole effing year of total rollox messages.
Today's enlightening one is :-
"The universe is the way it is. It's not going to be changed by supplications."
Having looked up supplication, it apparently means prayer - asking God for something.
Today's enlightening one is :-
"The universe is the way it is. It's not going to be changed by supplications."
Having looked up supplication, it apparently means prayer - asking God for something.
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Swimming trunks, as I can't swim.
More grandchildren - 4 is enough. A copy of the Koran - I wouldn't read it, but I would enjoy burning it, and putting it on youtube. |
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Prayers might get answered most companies help desk phones do t get answered.
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I have a recurring theory that a friend or relative will think "he likes racing" and therefore buy me Derek Thompson's autobiography "Too busy to die". It will be in a charity shop at the first opportunity if anyone does!
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Fear not theory.
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Can't say how many golf balls I've got but it's well over 100.
Also naff presentation gifts containing a cheap "Donnay" towel, 6 wooden tees, a ball and a score card and pencil, and a green dent repairer, and most tasteful marker, to replace my silver "six pence". I guess I could lose a few by playing left handed, with the long water hazard in front of me. |
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Getting drunk on Christmas Eve and waking up next to Clare Balding on the big day wouldn't be a good one.
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A copy of the Koran - I wouldn't read it, but I would enjoy burning it, and putting it on youtube.....
 are you salman rushdie in disguise............... |
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No, I'm Robert Mugabe.
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thought you were taller
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I was standing a long way from the camera.
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black n white photo too
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I spent over 140 quid on a nice present for my friend and his wife and what did they give us in return?
..... a wooden box with 3 small jars of ******* jam  I know it`s the thought that counts but ffs 3 jars of jam  |
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Must have cost them about a tenner mac if that, I'd have given it back.
I don't really buy presents, just give nephews and nieces a few quid and that's about it. |
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Barton Bank 28 Oct 14 16:14
I have a recurring theory that a friend or relative will think "he likes racing" and therefore buy me Derek Thompson's autobiography "Too busy to die". It will be in a charity shop at the first opportunity if anyone does! No, best to burn it , and put it on YouTube. That's what all the nutters do. |
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Themightymac's story reminds me of one I heard about David Bowie. Apparently, one year, he bought his bestie Mick Jagger a new VHS video recorder - just as they were coming out and were pretty expensive. Jagger bought Bowie a tie in return which by all accounts p1ssed Bowie off no end!
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nothig can be worse than last year , woke up in a police cell and got offered sweet and sour chicken for my dinner
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A plane ticket to Liberia.
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