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Stow_judge
28 Oct 14 14:30
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One of those sad work calendar thingys like what the bloke nearest me got last year. A whole effing year of total rollox messages.

Today's enlightening one is :-

"The universe is the way it is. It's not going to be changed by supplications."

Having looked up supplication, it apparently means prayer -  asking God for something.

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By:
call me a taxi
When: 28 Oct 14 15:16
Swimming trunks, as I can't swim.

More grandchildren - 4 is enough.

A copy of the Koran - I wouldn't read it, but I would enjoy burning it, and putting it on youtube.
By:
Money Tree cost me thousands!!
When: 28 Oct 14 15:22
Prayers might get answered most companies help desk phones do t get answered.
By:
Barton Bank
When: 28 Oct 14 17:14
I have a recurring theory that a friend or relative will think "he likes racing" and therefore buy me Derek Thompson's autobiography "Too busy to die". It will be in a charity shop at the first opportunity if anyone does!
By:
Barton Bank
When: 28 Oct 14 17:14
Fear not theory.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 28 Oct 14 17:38
Can't say how many golf balls I've got but it's well over 100.

Also naff presentation gifts containing a cheap "Donnay" towel, 6 wooden tees, a ball and a score card and pencil, and a green dent repairer,
and most tasteful marker, to replace my silver "six pence".

I guess I could lose a few by playing left handed, with the long water hazard in front of me.
By:
no moves
When: 28 Oct 14 20:31
Getting drunk on Christmas Eve and waking up next to Clare Balding on the big day wouldn't be a good one.
By:
Kweeveen
When: 28 Oct 14 20:40
A copy of the Koran - I wouldn't read it, but I would enjoy burning it, and putting it on youtube.....LaughLaughLaugh



are you salman rushdie in disguise...............
By:
call me a taxi
When: 28 Oct 14 23:11
No, I'm Robert Mugabe.
By:
Capt__F
When: 28 Oct 14 23:20
thought you were taller
By:
call me a taxi
When: 28 Oct 14 23:22
I was standing a long way from the camera.
By:
Capt__F
When: 28 Oct 14 23:29
black n white photo too
By:
themightymac
When: 28 Oct 14 23:46
I spent over 140 quid on a nice present for my friend and his wife and what did they give us in return?


..... a wooden box with 3 small jars of ******* jam Devil


I know it`s the thought that counts but ffs 3 jars of jam Shocked
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 29 Oct 14 15:00
Must have cost them about a tenner mac if that, I'd have given it back.

I don't really buy presents, just give nephews and nieces a few quid and that's about it.
By:
Facts
When: 30 Oct 14 01:22
Barton Bank     28 Oct 14 16:14 
I have a recurring theory that a friend or relative will think "he likes racing" and therefore buy me Derek Thompson's autobiography "Too busy to die". It will be in a charity shop at the first opportunity if anyone does!



No, best to burn it , and put it on YouTube. That's what all the nutters do.
By:
pixie
When: 30 Oct 14 14:38
Themightymac's story reminds me of one I heard about David Bowie. Apparently, one year, he bought his bestie Mick Jagger a new VHS video recorder - just as they were coming out and were pretty expensive. Jagger bought Bowie a tie in return which by all accounts p1ssed Bowie off no end! Happy
By:
TheChaser
When: 30 Oct 14 15:00
nothig can be worse than last year , woke up in a police cell and got offered sweet and sour chicken for my dinner
By:
call me a taxi
When: 30 Oct 14 15:46
A plane ticket to Liberia.
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