TESCO.

Profits slumped to 783 million  so obviously not profiteering

I haven't got time to go to HB for my sweet n sour sauce, Lidl for my meat and veg and just get the best offers at Tesco, Sainsbury's and Asda

Jack Tesco will be turning in his grave though

Blue Dragon Sweet and Sour Stir Fry Sauce

Ingredients

Water, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Tomato Paste (8%), Sugar, Rice Vinegar (7%), Concentrated Pineapple Juice (6%), Barley Malt Vinegar, Modified Maize Starch, Low-Grade Plutonium (32%), Ginger Purée (2%), Salt, Colour (Paprika Extract)

Sorry, eh...TRYING to profiteer!

£783,000,000 is still a pretty decent profit imo, I wouldn't turn it down.

Not high-grade, then?

So it IS profiteering, according to the profits announced by Ken Masters - the profiteering's back on!

lol low grade plutonium.

also the other killer ingredients.....fructose syrup and concetrated fruit juice!!!!!!

should be banned for selling stuff with that lot in it

Tesco don't give a sh!t about their suppliers or customers, only interested in giving their shareholders a decent dividend

Are you lot just going to ignore the bad chemicals in Sharpie markers?

Eat the pens rather than the sauce, is my advice.

who still shops in Tesco ffs ? 

they've been rancid for over 10 years

Tesco is finished. The public have got wise to the phony offers and marketing tricks.  The shops look tired now and they cant rid themselves of the enormous overheads they've acquired from trying to take over the world.

Tesco is finished

Maybe. Imo, there isn't enough room for Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda and Morrison's

The one near us has got a roof on the car park and it's the nearest big supermarket.
They've got a fantastic range of stuff and a wet fish counter.
What I do object to are the professional beggars with their collecting tins who put the bite on you as soon as you enter the store.
I tell them to get out of my way, but I feel like telling them to go and f'off.

It's what your loose change is for Dr Crippen, what are going to do with it, keep it in a glass jar?

I don't like the chuggers though who try to stop you in the street and get you to sign up to monthly payments.
They can get lost.

Tesco don't make the Blue Dragon sauce. They sell it because their customers want it. Is that so difficult to understand? It is a one-stop shopping experience. If you don't like it go elsewhere but FFS stop f***ing moaning about it!
You're like a load of bloody washerwomen, you're always tutting about something that you don't do! Just don't shop there!

It's what your loose change is for Dr Crippen

I pay with a card.

Sad days indeed. Surely the women should be shopping, leaving us men to more manly pursuits.
You only need to read some of the threads on here to realise more and more men are becoming woosies.

touché Dr.

Real men use bleach not lynx

That;s all very well, Naydam - may I call you Dam? - but it's 65p in Tesco and 29p in Home Bargains! X+-

Oct 27, 2014 -- 2:19PM, akabula wrote:

Sad days indeed. Surely the women should be shopping, leaving us men to more manly pursuits.You only need to read some of the threads on here to realise more and more men are becoming woosies.

i blame the wet fish counter

Why? Did he get his sums wrong?

was in tescow the other week ,place was a tip , broken  defrosting freezers dripping water .

staff are just not the same anymore ,when they started it was all smiles and fit fresh looking burds on the tills ,now its all  fat munters .

just go for known bargains and thats it ,and pop in for the cheap gear after 9 ,fight wi the immis for it .


this guys doing the shop is the way forward ,mrs buys a load of garbage and fook all i like and no beverages

Dim sum Crisp. It's everywhere

Well I;ll be wonton him to improve.

'this guys doing the shop is the way forward ,mrs buys a load of garbage and fook all i like and no beverages'




in a nutshell !

Home Bargains is a brilliant store. From time to time they have all manner of very much cheaper stuff, though I tend to avoid some of the stuff they have as standard. They manage it because they spend nothing on advertising.

I rarely venture into Tesco. It's been a money-making machine for years, opening new stores with money which would have otherwise had to be spent as tax, avoiding tax, squeezing local opposition out of business before increasing prices, squeezing smaller suppliers until they can no longer afford to supply anyone. SO many marketing lies too - like all the big supermarkets, with the 1/2 price (nearly always nearly doubled first), the end of aisle offers which aren't, and so on.

There's a (been open 4 years) Tesco express round the corner - open 6.30am - 11.30pm. Within 3 miles there are FOUR huge Tesco 24 hour supermarkets, so presumably the deliveries can be made en route to these. Yet the prices locally are massively more than in the bigger stores for the same items. There was a useful, reasonably priced corner shop and a newsagents just opposite, both now out of business.

For the record, they don't necessarily sell what their customers want, they sell what makes them the most money, what computers and marketers tell them people want - So basically top brands. The range in Waitrose is far greater and local shopkeepers would, given the chance, always buy and supply what customers want not tell them what to buy, which is what Tesco does.

I fecking hate Tesco.

Got an A3 drawing pad today, high quality cartridge paper, 30 sheets for £2.29...in Millers that would be £8.99.

49p for a big bag of English Maris Piper spuds - £2 in Tesco for the same weight of tasteless, watery Scottish spuds.

Study sums  it up nicely .

Greedy feckers trying to close everyone down  regardless of whether  the local store they put out of business was of true value to the community or not  .

Yeah, Study really went to town there.

STUDYFORM    27 Oct 14 22:12 
Home Bargains is a brilliant store


There is a new one of those in Romford, cannot believe the price of some of their gear.

I don't give a fack where my food comes from.

I don't do the shopping.

It mainly comes from abroad

Or a broad.

I love Tesco. I just press 'repeat' on my shopping account and Hey Presto! there is another week's shopping done. It's brill!

I must be missing something, where are these home bargain stores, never heard of them, read on here a while a go people conversing about farm foods, never heard of them either

Tesco sandwhiches are terrible, cheap and manky looking, no where near value, Sainsbury's do much better one's.

 

"Home Bargains" are brilliant. They have the largest store in Selby and the range of products is huge.

Also most of the stock is on permanent offer, and not here today and gone tomorrow. Next visit I will post some of the prices.

They only have a small selection of fresh and frozen but just a couple of examples for now re "Bulmer's Woodpecker Cider"in 2 litre bottles,
and marked as £3.35 are £1.00 cheaper at the till.

Heinz and Baxter's soup is £0.69 which is £0.20 cheaper than Morrisons.

As you go in there are some brilliant offers which I guess are there to get you in the mood!

moon psml 

Naydam - quite happy to take 9/4 when everyone else is getting 9/2...?

No. In that situation I would decline to bet. Unfortunately, bad things happen when one declines to eat.

Big can of chick peas at HB...25p...so...it's okay to seek value when gambling...but it's a bit daft to apply the same principle to shopping...?

As we say in Scotland, "Minny a muckle maks a mic..." No, hold on - MINNY A MUK...MUK A -- MOOK MA MI -- MOOK MA MUCKLE YA MANGEY MICKEL!!

I know I can buy herbs and spices a lot cheaper at the market but there aren't enough hours in the day. Thyme is money.

Velasquez    29 Oct 14 11:09 
Big can of chick peas at HB...25p...so...it's okay to seek value when gambling...but it's a bit daft to apply the same principle to shopping.


I think that is very well put

i_agree_with_nick    29 Oct 14 11:17 
I know I can buy herbs and spices a lot cheaper at the market but there aren't enough hours in the day. Thyme is money.


For Gawds sake Nick posts like that beggar Bay Leaf

Just how many miles should I travel to find this HB shop before I declare it financially non-viable? Do they deliver? Do they provide any service at all beyond the fact that they are cheap?

HB again.....I have a 630ml bottle of "Heinz - Golden Mark" soy sauce that was 65p.

If that isn't a bargain I don't know what is!

Daughter is watching the pennies as she will be on maternity leave soon.

Instead of doing the Tesco home delivery she has now been introduced to the joys of "Aldi".

She has checked what she got against "Tesco" prices, and is saving around 25%.

Naydam's an aristocrat.

Saving a few quid and putting themselves  to a measure of inconvenience in the process is a step too far for many people.
It depends how flush you are I suppose.

Aldi and Lidl will both save you about 20-25% against Tesco prices. However you wont have the choice of 45 types of crisps and 2 aisles of biscuits but life goes on despite such hardships.

Oct 29, 2014 -- 8:12AM, Aunty Post wrote:

Daughter is watching the pennies as she will be on maternity leave soon.Instead of doing the Tesco home delivery she has now been introduced to the joys of "Aldi".She has checked what she got against "Tesco" prices, and is saving around 25%.

Congratulations Grandad

Thanks Crisp but I already am a grandad so have a bit of practice.....:-)

What hurts all of us is that their mum couldn't be here to enjoy it!

Did my usual thing of popping into Morrison's for a few bits, in a basket, and had to switch to a trolley this morning.

Two things to report....
Firstly on choosing some well marbled braising steak for my first stew of the year.

Selected the piece of choice which is 550gr and £3.52.

Picked up another piece and it was 430gr for £3.92!!!

Next for the "sweety bowl"...."Maynards Midget Gems" on special offer at £1.00 (normal price £1.48).

The village shop have them permanently at £1.00!!!

Ahem, …..Gems of Restricted Growth

We just bought another frozen turkey from Aldi for £11 and they're alright.
I noticed the same weight turkeys were £15 or £16 in Tesco.
No wonder they're losing customers.

fancy a change this year ,gonna rustle up some lamb or summit

We can eat squirrels apparently.

Get an air rifle and go hunting for you Christmas lunch.
I don't fancy skinning them though.

Jack Hacksaw