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By:
Sica Dan
When: 15 Oct 14 11:27
I was stopped at traffic lights yesterday and noticed in mirror that the
guy behind me was rather angry, not at me but at the driver of the car in the outside lane,
finger  v sign and challenging the guy to a fight.
When the lights changed he overtook me outside a school !! of course he got stopped
at the next light, when it changed the guy in front didn't move fast enough, cue much
horn pumping. He was an accident/road rage incident waiting to happen.
By:
Dr Crippen
When: 15 Oct 14 11:34
^Why not indeed?
By:
Dr Crippen
When: 15 Oct 14 11:36
^To Aunty Post.
By:
Angel Gabrial
When: 15 Oct 14 11:39
AP i would guess that the lady police person is aware that maybe it is not really her job to call the CEO department over parking issues, but that she would pass it on to another colleague just in case they decided to follow it up. Basically they are pretending not to fob you off, but also they don`t want to bother the CEO department.

The police are only interested if THEY can issue tickets. Parking PCN`s do not effect their quotas.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 15 Oct 14 11:41
Well, I won't call again. Not worth it now.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 15 Oct 14 11:43
Park one of your cars as close as possible to her back bumper, and one as close as possible to her front bumper, ensuring she can't get her car out.

Leave a note on each windscreen 'back in 12 hours'
By:
Angel Gabrial
When: 15 Oct 14 11:46
You would be better off phoning up the shop and speak to the woman directly.
By:
jed.davison
When: 15 Oct 14 12:43
I am more bothered about people infringing my copyright on the phrase "shoot her in the face" than I am about this footling parking issue tbh.

But next time she does it, shoot her in the face.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 15 Oct 14 12:49
Well jed, I don't obviously know if you picked up on this already, but I would hazard a guess that I am one of only a few,
if any, on here who have the means to do it!

The dilemma will be which one to use!
By:
Makybe_Diva
When: 15 Oct 14 16:57
"Maybe I should run things across here before taking action on something, including, it seems, buying the wrong car!"

Laugh

Aunty, you do make me laugh.
By:
Desmond Orchard
When: 15 Oct 14 18:09
Found a military-style knife in the street in our village (think Rambo:First Blood). Carefully picked it up and called plod to see if they were interested or what they wanted me to do with it. I left a detailed message and obviously heard fack all back.
Good news is that I am now the very proud owner of a wicked knife.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 15 Oct 14 18:44
I found a clip of 303 rifle bullets many years ago when clearing out the flat above a betting shop. This was in Newham, but I lived in Barking at the time.

I took them into Barking police station and put them on the counter. The desk sgt gave an exasperated sigh and got his notepad out - 'Where did you find them?' he asked

'145 Balaam Street' I said.

I don't know that, where is it?' he said

'It's in Plaistow' I replied.

He put the notepad back under the desk and told me to take them to Plaistow nick!!

Not likely, I threw them in the river.
By:
Knight Commander
When: 15 Oct 14 22:17
Carefully peel one of those clear plastic envelopes off a delivery parcel, carefully glue it to the windshield as near as possible to where the driver would look when driving, then carefully place inside the envelope a polite note asking them not to park there.
By:
doantwin2easy
When: 15 Oct 14 22:28
i'm not sure that shooting her in the face will learn her

You might have to run her over with her own car
By:
Howdi
When: 15 Oct 14 22:30
Foinavon • October 14, 2014 7:01 PM BST
Slash her tyres. The police will be round to your house in no time.

sad but true
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