Brilliant Mourinho quote today

bet the journos had a circle wank over it

The day anyone connected with football says anything brilliant I'll bare my hairy arse in the window of the deli across the road until either Saskia or Anastasia calls the cops to take me away.

For example..

Paul Merson : "The belief the boss had in us was unbelievable."

I rest my case.

i don't approve of hairy arses being bared in a food enviromental workplace in london in the rush hour when kids are going to school

I'll do it at 11.00 a.m. bito. You're not invited by the way.

Marvelous starfish Slippy

i thought it was a deli ffs

The day anyone connected with football says anything brilliant I'll bare my hairy arse in the window of the deli across the road until either Saskia or Anastasia calls the cops to take me away

Prepare to bare all then Slippy.

When John Lambie was managing Partick Thistle two players had a head collision jumping for the ball.
The physio after treating the Thistle player at the side of the pitch told Lambie, who had used all his subs, that he couldn't play on.

Lambie - "I've no more subs he'll need to stay on"
Physio - "He's got concussion and doesn't even know his own name"
Lambie - "Good, tell him he's Pele and get him back on"

Knowing Lambie there would be a good few swear words missing from that story

Slippy

There's nothing in that Merson quote that is nonsensical.

Have you read his book Cobblaz?

I'm sure slippy can defend himself but the bar was set at brilliant. I know the average manager or indeed player can barely string a sentence together but the best you can say about those are cliched and quite funny. Brilliant they weren't.

The closest to brilliant I can think off the top of my head was Cantona's comment about seagull's following a trawler. Hardly brilliant but for a footballer reasonably philosophical and quite true.

As for Mourinho he veers between bellend and dribbly bellend. Anybody taken in by him is a halfwit. Footballer's are generally halfwits so he does have a knack of getting them to play for him. If he can get them off the bus for long enough.

Rugby is a game for barbarians played by gentlemen. Football is a game for gentlemen played by barbarians

An artist in my eyes, is someone who can lighten up a dark room. I have never and will never find difference between the pass from Pele to Carlos Alberto in the final of the World Cup in 1970 and the poetry of the young Rimbaud. There is in each of these human manifestations an expression of beauty which touches us and gives us a feeling of eternity ERIC CANTONA

Phil Neville on MOTD

"TEAMWORK WINS YOU LEAGUE TITLES"

Does it Phil?

A blind dog only tends to find one lamp post to pi55 up mighty. That quote from Cantona has more logical holes in than swiss cheese.

"If we stop the opposition from scoring, there is every chance we won`t lose the match" Bobby Robson

Ian Rush on why he didn`t settle in Italy with Juventus

"It was like living in a foreign country"

"If a Frenchman goes on about seagulls, trawlers and sardines, he’s called a philosopher. I’d just be called a short Scottish bum talking crap."
Gordon Strachan in response to Cantona's famous "seagulls" quote following the 1995 Crystal Palace-Simmons incident.

And my favourite Strachan quote...

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

Howard wilkinson, if we score 1 im a firm believer the other team must score 2 to beat us

^^^ Probably why he was so successful.

Not a quote but jason mcater is thick as muck, walked into pizza hut 1 day, girl says sir would u like ur pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices? Mcateer replys cut it into 4 i dont think i could manage 8 , he was serious

"I never make predictions, and I never will."



Paul Gascoigne

"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."



Barry Venison

they've got the same word for it over here as we use - vino.

gazza

David Beckham...

"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet"




Catholic or Church of England? DAVID

to peter crouch ! " peter what would you have been if you wernt a professional footballer !......... crouch....a virgin !

a professional footballer  accompanied by his wife was  being interviewed at a u.k airport ........reporter .........where are you jetting off to ? Singapore! replys footballer ........after a brief pause ...the reporter says you going with cathay pacific ?..........footballer replys that's a fooking lie I aint been with no birds of that name !

These football managers and their 'mind games' eh?

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David Beckham...

"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet"


Catholic or Church of England? DAVID Laugh




Wasn't Beckham referring to his Jewish heritage when he made this comment?

Not football but a contestant on 'Millionaire' opts to Phone A Friend.

He reads the question and four possible answers and the friend says, "I think it's B"

"How sure are you?"

"About 25 per cent."

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