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02 Oct 14
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IT SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED
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SOME PEOPLE LIKE ME JUST LOOK AT SOMEONES FACE AND SAY TO THEMSELVES IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THEM
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P!$$ off!!!
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Aunty Post = your ex Do Wah Diddy???????
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THERES ALLWAYS SOMEONE READY TO HAVE A GO AT YOU ,I WAS STOOD AT THE BAR IN BLACKPOOL WHEN A MAN CAME IN AND BOUGHT US ALL A PINT ,AND ONE MAN SAID HES GOT ENOUGH MONEY SO HE SHOULD
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I don't care if anyone doesn't like me, it doesn't stop me watching sport ... thats all I care about
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EVEN WHEN JESUS PULLED ALL THE FISH FROM THE SEA TO FEED THE MASSES ,SOME PEOPLECMOANED THAT THEY DIDNT LIKE FISH
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SCHALKE IVE NOT SEEN THAT SIDE OF YOU BEFORE
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YOU SAY YOU JUST WANT TO WATCH SPORT,THE OTHER DAY YOU WAS WANTING TO PACK UP AND BE LIKE LAWENCE OF ARABIA AND TRAVELL THE WORLD
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YOU CANT JUST GET ON A CAMMELL WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT
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ITS OK WITH THESE FANCY IDEAS THAT COME INTO YOUR HEAS BUT IVE SEEN PEOPLE BOTTOMS AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS ON A CAMMEL ,ITS NOT A PRITTY SIGHT AND IF YOURE WEARING SHORTS YOUR INNER THIGHS GET BURN MARKS ON THEM
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PLUS HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PLACE A BET ON A LAPTOP WHILE YOUR RIDEING A CAMMELL THROUGH THE DESERT ,ILL BET YOU THAT YOU PRESS THE WRONG BUTTON AT LEAST ONCE
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Sabah el kheer my friend. As you have discovered with your bottom inspections, the desert can be a cruel mistress and unsuitable for your soft Salford backsides. Ma'a salama!
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Or whilst pleasuring yourself!
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AUNTY POST PLEASE DONT TALK LIKE THAT ,THIS IS A WATERSHED THREAD LIKE ALL MINE I DONT LIKE CRUDE TALK
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I SAW LAURENCE OF ARABIA IN THE ISLE OF MAN,IM THAT TRAVELLED AND SEEN THE WORLD THAT IVE BEEN TO THE CINEMA FAR AWAY FROM ENGLAND
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I ALSO SAW WEST SIDE STORY THERE ANOTHER YEAR WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT ,I DIDNT APPRECIATE IT THOUGH AS I WAS ONLY VERY YOUNG AND DID NOT APPRECIATE OPERA SINGING IN THEM DAYS
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Have you been to the Isle of Wight Do Wah? You have to get on a boat to go there.
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NO BUT ALL MY FAMILYS BEEN AND SAID ITS BEAUTIFUL
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depends where you stay fon , if you stay in rookley you dont
but if you stay in manchester you could swim or fly also |
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ONE YEAR I WENT TO SEIDE IN TURKEY AND THERE WAS TWO OLDER LADY SISTERS WHO WERE THERE CHASING ALL THE WAITERS ,THE FOLLOWING YEAR WE WENT THE SAME WEEKS AND THE SAME TWO SISTERS WERE THERE ,THEY HAD TO MOVE ONE OF THE WAITERS TO ANOTHER BAR AS HE WAS SCARED OF THEM ,THEY WERE IN THEIR LATE 50S
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THE SISTERS WERE FROM THE ISLE OF WIGHT
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maybe they are dead now
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THEY PROBERBLY ARE OR SAVING UP FOR THEIR NEXT HOLIDAY IN TURKEY
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 what month do they go you should go meet them again |
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I USED TO LOVE MY HOLIDAYS WHEN I WAS DRINKING SITTING IN THE SUN AT A BAR WATCHIN G THE BUBBLES RISE UP IN THE GLASS OF LAGER ,WITH THE SUN ON MY BACK ,WITH A LOAD OF MONEY IN MY POCKETS,THEM DAYS ARE LONG GONE
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LIKE IVE SAID BEFORE ,I REMEMBER SITTING ON THE BEST BEACH IVE EVER BEEN ON IN CANCUN MEXICO WITH A PINT OF LAGER AND A KEBAB WITH THE SUN SHINING AND LOADS OF MONEY IN MY POCKET,SAYING TO MYSELF JUST BEHAVE YOUR SELF DO WAH DIDDY AND YOU CAN HAVE THIS FORVTHE REST OF YOUR LIFE ,BUT I COULDNT JUST DO THINGS IN MODERATION AND NOW I FACE THE CONSEQUENCIES
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Do you miss carryokee?..I bet you had a powerful voice.
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YES EVEN WITH THAT I WANTED TO BE ON ALL THE TIME AND GOT FED UP OF WAITING FOR MY TURN
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AND THEN JUST AS I GOT ALL EXCITED SOME ONE WOULD SING MY SONG JUST BEFORE IT WAS MY TURN
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ONE MAN IN ORLANDO SAID TO ME HE WAS FROM TEXAS AND HE WISHED THEY COULD HEAR ME SING RHINESTONE COWBOY IN TEXAS ,I TOLD HIM TO COME IN THE NEXT EVENING AND I WOULD GET THE AMPLIFIER TURNED UP SO THEY COULD
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THE ONLY TIME I WASNT APPRECIATED WAS WHEN I WAS IN TUNISIA ,WHEN I SANG THE LORDS PRAYER BY CLIFF RICHARD
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I DONT THINK IT WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE MUSLIM ,I THINK ITVWAS BECAUSE THERE WAS A RUMOUR GOING ABOUT THAT HE WAS GAY
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THEY CAME ROUND WHEN I DID THE BIRDY SONG THE NEXT NUMBER
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THE SHERETON WAS THE BEST PLACE FOR CARRYOKEE IN ORLANDO,THEY GAVE YOU A FREE TAPE RECORDING WHEN YOU GOT UP TO PERFORM ,I HAD ENOUGH MATERIAL ON TAPE TO MAKE ABOUT A DOZEN LPS
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IN A BAR IN BARBADOS THE D J SHOUTED GOOD NIGHT DO WAH DIDDY,WHEN I WAS LEAVING I WENT UL TO HER AND SAID YOU REMEMBERED MY NAME SHE SAID I WILL NEVER FORGET IT
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WHEN I SANG IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC THE D J ASKED IF I COULD WAIT A MIN WHILE HE GOT ALL THE STAFF TO COME AND LISTEN TO MY VOICE,
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I REALLY STOOD OUT ABROAD ,I DONT STAND OUT AS MUCH IN SALFORD AS THERES LOADS LIKE ME
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PLUS THEIR TOO BUSY DRINKING
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