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30 Sep 14
10:01
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F'ck off - I don't want another 67 of those.
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I had to add "take garage rubbish to dump" to the top of it, and I can manage that one today before racing starts.
It's going to take that cuἡt ages to paint that fence.
Hypothermia (also: Me, in my lucky blue rape suit)
and then he jumps out from behind a pile of bricks with a peacock feather up his arse and shouts "supplies"
"If thats the organ of life then stick it in the camel and lets go home"
' I dunno, I got horny and fell off the perch.'
Because the dog's a fookin liar. He never did any of that stuff.
So I said to my Pakistani neighbour "You win, you can keep the eggs"
You don't think I actually asked for a 12" Pianist, do you?
It's not that amazing, he keeps p1ssing in the fridge.
Sounds more like nightclub antics in Wales than a soup
Pardon me Al, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes .
with Hans that do dishes are as soft as Juvais with mild green hairy lipped squid
I know what you mean. I just don't know what your talking about.
You, pick them peanuts shells up, get that black ****, and fack off.
I don't know who the other two are but the one in the middle is Kenny Dalglish.
No...it was a chair leg! 
Sorry 'bout that. Couldn't help it.
Sorry 'bout that. Couldn't help it.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you
don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
I can get your toe out no problem but I can't do a thing for Acker Bilk.
No nurse, I said prick his boil.
A shocking omission.
A shocking omission.
Just don't hit me as hard as you hit that crocodile.
Dere's not enough blood for de two of us, no what amin.
Well...they ain't been playing too well lately.
I fell off the tailboard and woke up on the bedroom floor.
and LDR (lana del rey ) said, thanks for that, tony, we had a great time.
And the Pope says, "Don't panic my child, I gave the ****** my rucksack."
Well hop over the counter and get me a steak
And she said "Well, you're not a member of BUPA, are you?"
Then the Doctor walked in and said, "Who the fook was that guy?"
You punch him in the face and I'll nick his mars bar
No, let's walk down, open the gate and **** all of them.
"Ah come t' git the man who shot ma paw."
STUDYFORM 30 Sep 14 20:54 Joined: 26 Jan 05 | Topic/replies: 14,460 | Blogger: STUDYFORM's blog
You don't think I actually asked for a 12" Pianist, do you?
You'll like this, STUDYFORM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE3PgsIjvrk&list=RDEE3PgsIjvrk#t=0
You don't think I actually asked for a 12" Pianist, do you?
You'll like this, STUDYFORM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE3PgsIjvrk&list=RDEE3PgsIjvrk#t=0
That was a very large number of ducks!!!!
Not that there are any ducks in the joke that punchline was from.
Not that there are any ducks in the joke that punchline was from.
I didn't ask for a thousand ducks!
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