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OFFICIAN CAMPAIGN TO GET DO WAH DIDDY UNBANDED
OFFICIAN CAMPAIGN TO GET DO WAH DIDDY UNBANDED
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I REMEMBER SOFFEE TELLING ME ABOUT A FAT UGLY GIRL WHO SENT HIM A VALENTINE CARD IT WASNT HIS FAULT SHE ENDED UP A LESBIAN WHEN HE REJECTEED HER AT VALENTINES DAY ,IT WAS THE HORMONES IN HER BODY THAT MADE HER THAT WAY
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HECSHOULDNT HAVEV TO CARRY THAT BURDEN ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE EVEN THOUGH I KEEP REMINDING HIM OF THE INCIDENT
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AT LEAST SHES HAPPY WITH HER PARTNER AND HER JOB AS A LORRY DRIVER
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SHE SHOULD BE GRATEFULL THAT SHE CAN HAUL A TYRE ABOUT EFFORTLESSLY WHEN SHE GETS A PUNCTURE BECAUSE OF THE WAY SHES BUILT
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IT USED TO COST HIM A FORTUNE AT THE PIE SHOP WHEN HE TREATED HER TO DINNER ,HE HARDLY HAD ENOUGH TO PUT A BET ON AFTER HE HAS PAID FOR HER FILL
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HE HAD TO STAND UP AND GET RID OF HER ,EVEN THOUGH SHE THREATENED HIM THAT SHE WOULD TELL HIS HEADMASTER THAT HE WAS BETTING WITH HIS SCHOOL DINNER MONEY
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IT WASNT HIS FAULT THAT SHE STOPPED PLAYING WITH HER DOLLS AND SKIPPING ROPE AND JOINED THE BOYS BRIGADE,LIKE I SAID IT WAS HER HORMONES
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HE WASNT THE ONE WHO FORCED HER INTO THE THE ANN SUMMERS SHOP TO BUY THOSE SEX TOYS IT WAS HER FEMALE PARTNER ,HE WAS TOO BUSY PUTTING BETS ON TO BE BOTHERED ABOUT THEM KIND OF THINGS
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IF THERE WAS MORE PEOPLE LIKE SOFFEE KENNY WHO JUST GAMBLED AND DRANK AND SLEPT,THEY WOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SEX CLINICS ,WHEN YOUR LIKE HIM YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CATCHING A SEX DISESE AS YOU DONT HAVE TIME FOR SEX
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IM OFF NOW IVE LOST ALL MY MONEY AGAIN AND NEED TO DEPOSIT SOME MONEY IN MY BANK ,I HOPE MY MAM HAS SOMETHING TILL NEXT WEEK
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hey Do Wah'
do you realise all your forum problems began when you started that thread on the HR forum that was blank in the title and messed the forum up ... |
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IM READY FOR HER IF SHE STARTS SHOUTING AT ME ,IM TELLING HER ITS HER FAULT IM A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER SHE SHOULDNT HAVE TOSSED ME AT TEA TIME WHEN I WAS A CHILD TO SEE WHO GOT THE LAST ROATED POTATO
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NO IT WASNT THAT ,I JUST DID THAT TO SEE IF I COULD POST ,I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT BUTTONS I PRESSED ,I JUST KEPT GETTING A MESSAGE YOU CANT EDITVTHIS POST AND ANOTHER THAT SAID THAT THIS FOTUM DOES NOT SUPPORT HTML FORMAT,IVE ONLY JUST LEARNT MY 7 TIMES TABLE ALL THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN MESSED THE HR FORUM UP ,I DIDNT PUT ANYTHING ON IT IT JUST APPEARED
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Did you win that last roated potato Do Wah?
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I ONCE WENT TO AGECROFT COLLIERY WITH THE SCHOOL WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE SCHOOL.WE WENT DOWN THE MINE WHEN WE CAME BACK UP THERE WAS A BIG RED BUTTON IN THE HUT I PRESSED IT TO SEE WHAT IT WAS FORCAND AN ALARM WENT OFF JUST AS I PRESSED IT ,EVEN THOUGH MEN WERE RUNNING ABOUTV EVERYWHERE THIS HAS NOT STOPPED ME FROM PRESSING BUTTONS
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NO FOINAVON MY MAM HAD A DOBLE SIDED COIN
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That's not fair, a doble sided coin is just cheating.
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Glad you are back Do Wah
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I WROTE TO MRS THATCHER AND TOLD HER DID SHE KNOW THERE WAS MEN WITH WHITE HATS ON WITH TORCHES DIGGING TUNNELLS UNDERGROUND ,I TOLD HER IF SHE DIDNT ACT QUICKLY ALL THE BIG HEAVY BUILDINGS WOULD FALL IN THE TUNNELLS ,I SAID IF SHE WANTS A TUNNELL TO FRANCE SHE SHOULD BUILD IT NEAR THE SEA
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN MESSED THE HR FORUM UP ,I DIDNT PUT ANYTHING ON IT IT JUST APPEARED
it meant the summary of threads got messed up as the subject was missing so everything shifted left the moderator had to remove it.. |
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THE MINERS FACES WERE BLACK THEY WOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO DO THAT JOB THESE DAYS WITH ALL THESE DO GOODERS ABOUT.ONLY PROPER BLACK PEOPLE WOULD BE ALLOWED TO DO THAT JOB
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I GET THE BLAME FOR EVERTHING YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOTHER AND EX WIFE
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surely not, I aint got saggy títs
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THATS IT DELTA IM NOT COMEING TO YOUR DINNER PARTY ,I DONT LIKE THAT KIND OF TALK
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PEOPLE WHO HAVE DINNER PARTYS DONT TALK LIKE THAT,UNLESS THEY LIVE ON A COUNCIL ESTATE AND DONT HAVE A TABLECLOTH
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I WANTED TO BE LIKE JACK AND INVITED TO A DINNER PARTY LIKE THE ONE HE WAS INVITED TO ON THE TITANIC,I WOULD SAY TO ALL THE POSH PEOPLE DO YOU REALISE THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO HAVE TO SHARE ONE PIECE OF SOAP AND ONE TOWEL WHEN THEY HAVE A WASH
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I WOULD SAY TO ALL THE POSH LADIES DO YOU REALISE THERES WOMEN OUT THERE WHOS NOT GOT ENOUGH MONEY TO CHANGE THEIR BABIES NAPPIES ONLY WHEN THEY HAVE A BIG POO ,THEY HAVE TO LEAVE THEM TO SIT THERE AND SUFFER WHEN THEY JUST HAVE A WEE OR A LITTLE POO
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WHEN THE POSH PEOPLE STARTED TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW CARS THEY WAS BUYING I WOULD SAY DO YOU REALISE THERES NOT ENOUGH SPACES ON THE BUSES FOR ALL THE MOTHERS BUGGIES AND IMMIGRANTS SUIT CASES
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I WOULD SAY TO THE POSH PEOPLE ITS ALLRIGHT YOU SAT THERE EATING YOUR CAVIAR,I CANT HAVE A CHOCOLATE BISCUIT UNLESS THEIR ON SPECIAL OFFER AT MORRISONS
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I WOULD SAY ITS OK YOU SUPPING YOUR DON PERRINOUR BOTTLED WATER ,DO YOU REALISE THINGS ARE THAT BAD IN SALFORD PEOPLE ON COUNCIL ESTATES WITH WATER METERS HAVE TO SEND THEIR CHILDREN ONCE A MONTH TO THEIR NEIGHBOURS TO HAVE A WASH WHOSE NOT GOT A WATER METER
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SEE YOU LATER
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SEE YOU LATER
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That was a better speech than Miliband's Do Wah, you should stand for the labour leadership after the election.
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"That was a better speech than Miliband's Do Wah, you should stand for the labour leadership after the election."
Totally agree. Dowah for Prime Minister!!! We must start the campaign forthwith  Great to see you back DoWah  Some hilarious posts from you on this thread  Except for the one about the babies having to sit in their poo, that was very sad  |
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IM VERY SERIOUS HERE AND THIS IS THE WHOLE TRUTH ,IVE JUST BEEN TO THE BANK AND ON THE WAY BACK TO OUR ESTATE THE BUS WAS FULL OF IMMIGRANTS AND THEIR LUGGAGE ,BUT THEY WERE VERY POLITE THEY DIDNT THEOW A SINGLE BEER CAN OR FREE PAPER ON THE FLOOR OF THE BUS ,THEY HAD HOLD HALLS AND BRIGHTLY COLOURED SUIT CASES ,I ASKED THE BUS DRIVER WAS I ON THE RIGHT BUS FOR OUR ESTATE ,HE SAID SOMETHING IN POLISH TO ME UNDER HIS BREATH
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I THOUGHT I WAS ON A BUS IN MORROCCO ,I HAD TO CHECK THAT ID TAKEN MY TABLETS AND NOT HALUCINATING
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I THOUGHT TO MYSELF IS IT ME OR IS THIS WHAT GOD WANTS
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NO WONDER I STAY IN MY BEDROOM I CANT COPE WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD,IF THERE NOT GAY OR LESBIANS THEIR IMMIGRANTS
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Not sure about the Prime Minister bit in my previous post
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