Dave Cameron to visit Jockland tomorrow

Egg sales going through the roof right as we speak

must add at least 5% to the YES vote!

and he is taking his pal Ed Moribund with him.

can't you keep the pair of ****s up there?

Rumour has it that will be wearing the kilty and full regalia including a "Sgian-dubh" down his sock.

Of course, as a true Scot, he will be wearing the "Cameron Clan Tartan"!

sorry sultan..one day is more than enough.

9/4 yes 2/5 no....all aboard the jolly train to scotland

Apparently Dave has changed his mind. More likely he's been told the No camp are in deep enough sh1t, best hide yourself.