New Royal Baby

has it been awarded a medal yet?

It's got a "d" in it.  Don't ask me how I know - I just do.

Another pretend pregnancy.

George the second?

Richard

or

Diana

You heard it here first.

Our 10th Grandchild is due February 1915 - that's all I'm in interested in to be honest.

1915?

That's nice dewey.  My first will be a few years off yet.

I heard they have promised to name it Hamish or Senga if Scotland votes no.

Another one for the British taxpayer to keep.

themighty mac - We'll cope.

tf we will be rid of the parasites soon.

Doubt that very much.................heritage......live with it!

You are as bright as a 40 watt bulb.

themightymac is all that we abhore about present day society these days.......................(nap).

and what is that dumbo?

IDIOT!

themightymac Joined: 05 Apr 02
tf we will be rid of the parasites soon.
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Not sure about that, if Scotland votes no the Yes voters will still be there claiming their dole.

popping out another benefit scrounger and this is on the news

Not sure about that, if Scotland votes no the Yes voters will still be there claiming their dole.

Away and read the Beano. If it wasn`t for us Scots the world would still be living in the Dark Ages. You make dewey sound like Einstein.

The new royal baby is good news for the CONSERVATIVE party, because by my estimation he or she will be born during the general election campaign next spring and it is common knowledge that events such as that create a "feelgood" factor within the country and so an incumbent party will me more popular (or less unpopular) than would otherwise be the case.

so the royal's have been sh@gging aye.

wonder if it's "traditional" missionary all the time.

FFS, we're going to be bombarded with more pointless sh1t for months on end.

Don't worry, they have people to change the nappies.

brendanuk1
08 Sep 14 21:05   
popping out another benefit scrounger and this is on the news

Which benefit(s) are they going to claim?

The Royal family bring in more money than they take out (NAP)

Good buisness model
would get 4 offers on Dragons

Foinavon     08 Sep 14 22:59 
FFS, we're going to be bombarded with more pointless sh1t for months on end.

Yep. Will be given countless hours of media reporting. Covering up the more ( much more) important news issues.

http://www.theguardian.com/news/reality-check/2014/jan/28/how-much-do-the-ro...

Will "Two Kitchens" Kate have to order another kitchen?

It was comforting to find that beloved Royal gynaecologist, Alan Farthing, will once again be in charge of Kate Middleton’s pregnancy.

Alan, who spends an unhealthy amount of time fiddling around in the Queen’s nether regions, can always be relied upon by the British Establishment to take part in one of their delightful scams.

In 2012, with his turkey baster at the ready, Doc Farthing worked a bit of gynae -magic and hey presto Prince George was on the way.

Kate and Wills apparently had George via surrogacy and it was all going swimmingly until poor old nurse, Jacinda Saldanha, found out about the ruse.

She was soon silenced with a convenient ‘suicide’ death and the ‘pregnancy’ continued unabated.

Of course, because Doc Farthing is now so deeply entrenched in the conspiracy, he’s had no choice but to be party to the delivery of royal baby number two.

Alan has had a meteoric rise through the medical profession and was the youngest ever physician to take control of the Royal’s private parts.

Some might query how non-descript Al has managed to reach such dizzy heights in such a short space of time.

The answer might lie in the VIP paedophile-ring linked to the BBC, Royalty and Government

The answer might lie in the VIP paedophile-ring linked to the BBC, Royalty and Government

Royalty?

wasnt he dating Jill Dando when she got a bullet in the head

brendanuk1

Jill Dando facts.

http://thecolemanexperience.wordpress.com/2014/07/20/jill-dando-and-the-vip-paedophile-ring/

brendan - unless you have your tongue firmly in your cheek concerning these 'facts' - this has to be the nuttiest conspiracy theory website I have ever seen.

Stevie Strikes.

You are gullible,its so preposterous it couldnt be true, could it ?

Oops, sorry brendanuk - I wrongly attributed that link to you.

seaviw - you post a link saying Tony Blair ordered the killing of Jill Dando and was inimate with Cliff Richard.

and I'm the gullible one...

*intimate