Jihadis Want to Return Home to UK.

kids eh? tsk.

Oh how my heart bleeds for them.

can't they go to their nearest British Embassy and clarify matters?

I guess they're missing all that hanging about round the kebab shop.

this dopey country will let them come back

That rough piece of scrag end, Hazel Blears, has suggested that they be relocated in Suffolk and Norfolk, as the police will 'find it easier to keep an eye on them.'

She can fack right off.

Put them in Oxfordshire, preferably  near oil slick Cameron's house.

you should see Hazel in her leathers...