Squirters

The Supersoaker Tri Strike Crossbow is a supreme soaker and a prime choice in the battle to soak your way to the top.  Deploy the arms for close range, three-jet soaking or pull them in for a single powerful stream that can soak targets up to 38 feet away.

TheAK47 Aqua Fire Water Pistol, sometimes what you really need is a fully licensed AK-47 replica for that authentic military experience. It's not PC, it probably not even advisable to use in public, but it exists.

This gun is motorised meaning no pumping required.

Sometimes a thread title promises so much.............

the Luger Classic Replica (available in pink, blue & flecktarn) is the top seller on amazon and ebay. Beware - it has a low performance:cost ratio

Aye, you didn't get threads like this in the old days!

over a metre is premier league i think

It's always useful to be aware in advance as then you don't have to undress the sofa and put it in the washing machine...as I had to do just over a year ago

To rub it in...the cheeky bítch told me that she'd come

lol at the first two posts

You could imagine Alan Partridge describing those first two posts

never meet one......unfortuntly

Gibberish. "She told me she'd come.........and then she went"!

Didn't Lily Thai used to be the best on the market? I'm a bit behind on that sort of thing now.

TheAK47 Aqua Fire Water Pistol, sometimes what you really need is a fully licensed AK-47 replica for that authentic military experience. It's not PC, it probably not even advisable to use in public, but it exists.

This gun is motorised meaning no pumping required.

That sounds great.

I was thinking of using an old Fairy bottle?

Your wife might object.