BREAKING NEWS !!!

It's okay linoleum doesn't stain.

What a mug.

ffs, I thought something serious had happened

Is Kay Burley on the scene?

my 3 year old daughter spilled an entire cup on this laptop which promptly switched off. loads of white rice and an air conditioner blasting at it overnight and it worked. fecking miracle.

Glimmer is getting more like SDK every day

Akabula, do people still have lino in their house? That went out in the 70's I thought.

Only misers like taxi.

Lino is better than vinyl but much more expensive. Hence the popularity of vinyl

It`s quite tricky laying linoleum. You need a flair for it.

Wooden floors in all rooms except 'nanny's old bedroom' which is carpeted, and the kitchen and the bathroom have ceramic floor tiles. Only other carpet is on the stairs and the upstairs hall.

It's all wooden floors in these here parts.

mine is alsorts of different flooring depending on which quarter of the studio flat you go

A few rugs scattered around though that have to be steam cleaned every now and then as muttley scrapes his itchy arris on them sometimes

Carpets in all rooms except kitchen and bathroom is the way to fly. Wooden floors are too noisy, slippy, cold and unsuitable for dogs, they will slip all over them. Most people cover them with large rugs that are nearly as big as the rooms! then they see sense and cover them with a nice fitted carpet = Loads of dosh down the drain

Come on Aka, admit it, you really liked that one didn`t you

It went over the heads of our Southerly neighbours or was it just that bad

Yes I did laugh but didn't want to admit it.

Slippy,
our dog spends most of the day up here with me.
When I go down for dinner she follows me for her 'scoobie-snacks' but if I go for a gypsys kiss, instead of going downstairs, she waits, but rolls round in circles on the carpet in the hall while she does so.

Aka, did you miss my joke on the Favourite Biscuit thread or was you cocking a deaf un

crags
03 Sep 14 23:31   
Carpets in all rooms except kitchen and bathroom is the way to fly

Now we know you have no kids in the house.

It's fair comment crags about dogs, I got downstairs repolished and he was skidding around like Bambi on ice, hence all the rugs now. I can't be doing with carpets though.

More in depth fascinating facts from a day in the life of cmat

cmat, my youngest is 27 and doesn't live in the same county, never mind same house

Nobody forces you to read my posts, you crank.

So I should read down a thread but close my eyes at your posts on it? Not sure that would work

Play nicely please gentlemen, cmat and crags, you are easily two of my favourite posters

Yeah, muttley does the spinning thing as well. If I leave the house he properly freaks out doing spins and cartwheels.

Get a room you two.

Slippy, I quite like the old boy, but he can be a frightful bore at times

They couldn't slippy. They wouldn't be able to agree on the floor covering.

crags    03 Sep 14 23:39 
cmat, my youngest is 27 and doesn't live in the same county, never mind same house

Never saw this last night

Mo visiting grandchildren then.

Or do you cover your carpets in plastic when they visit?

akabula    03 Sep 14 23:46 
They couldn't slippy. They wouldn't be able to agree on the floor covering.

Timber and flagstones.

Crags would be wearing the dress.

I'm the Boss.

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I thought you seemed a bit kinky