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01 Sep 14 17:24
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NEUROLOGY DEPARTMENT

Dictated: 11 August 2014
Typed: 13 August 2014

Dear Mr CMAT
You will be pleased to know that the recent recording from your brain revealed no abnormalities whatsoever. In addition, the blood test was also ormal. This is all good news and I have written to your GP about this.

With very best wishes

(checked via e-mail and sent unsigned to avoid delay)

Professor ***** ******
Consultant in Neurology

========================================================

18 days to get here is quick??

It's refreshing to know that the letter was checked, and that my blood is ormal Laugh

So there you have it, my brain is absolutely fine.

Which is nice. Cool
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Report Tommy Toes September 1, 2014 5:30 PM BST
Well CMAT, I had a similar letter about 8 years ago after I'd had a CAT scan on my brain - and the neurologist did sign it, saying I was normal.
I then had 2 MRI scans on my bonce a year later - and  a further letter saying those were normal too.

Just goes to show how these quacks don't have a clue what they're talking about any more, eh?!
Report Thin and Crispy September 1, 2014 5:38 PM BST
So they felt it necessary to run a test to find out if your brain was normal....yeah I can see that.
Report Foinavon September 1, 2014 5:39 PM BST
Had a MRI scan last week. Like lying inside a running petrol lawnmower with someone attacking it with a hammer drill.

You are fortunate that they didn't find a reason for boring through your skull for real.
Hope to be as lucky.
Report call me a taxi September 1, 2014 5:43 PM BST
Thin and Crispy    01 Sep 14 17:38 
So they felt it necessary to run a test to find out if your brain was normal....yeah I can see that.


I haven't posted my symptoms, can you see that?
Report pumphol. September 1, 2014 5:46 PM BST
14 years on here I suspect he can see everything
Report i_agree_with_nick September 1, 2014 5:52 PM BST
I was at the hospital last week and my consultant said that the radiation dose from an X-ray is neglible. You could have one every day for the rest of your life and it would do you no harm. (Which surprised me)

More radiation from a CT scan. None from MRI
Report akabula September 1, 2014 5:54 PM BST
So your brain has no abnormalities and is functioning okay.
I'd ask for a second opinion if I was you. Laugh
Report call me a taxi September 1, 2014 6:23 PM BST
Foinavon    01 Sep 14 17:39 
Had a MRI scan last week. Like lying inside a running petrol lawnmower with someone attacking it with a hammer drill.


I was asked to attend for an MRI about 4 years ago. I did go there, but said to the operator:

A) I'm claustrophobic, and that doesn't look 'user friendly'
B) There's no way I can keep still for 25-30 minutes, whether inside  that machine or not.

We settled for a CAT Scan, which proved normal.

They asked me again in June, I repeated my earlier statements.

He said there was a new £multi-million pound MRI machine that was faster.

I asked where it was. 

He said 'Sheffield, and it only takes 15-20 minutes.'

Stil no use to me, but another CAT scan proved normal.
Report Thin and Crispy September 1, 2014 6:25 PM BST
Surprising.....I thought he was Britain's only surviving brain donor.
Report call me a taxi September 1, 2014 6:26 PM BST
i_agree_with_nick   
01 Sep 14 17:52 
I was at the hospital last week and my consultant said that the radiation dose from an X-ray is neglible. You could have one every day for the rest of your life and it would do you no harm.


X-Rays are a piece of piss compared to Radiotherapy. In extensive Radiotherapy treatment, nurses aren't allowed in the same room, as one minute can, and I quote the Oncologist 'Fry their ovaries.'
Report call me a taxi September 1, 2014 6:27 PM BST
akabula    01 Sep 14 17:54 
So your brain has no abnormalities and is functioning okay.
I'd ask for a second opinion if I was you.


As if I didn't know that was coming.

Just surprised that Ken Masters wasn't in first.
Report Makybe_Diva September 1, 2014 6:28 PM BST
"I was at the hospital last week and my consultant said that the radiation dose from an X-ray is neglible. You could have one every day for the rest of your life and it would do you no harm. (Which surprised me)"

That's good to hear.

I've had a worrying amount of x-rays and CT scans. MRI too, but, as pointed out above, no radiation from MRI scans.

Glad your result was normal, Cmat.
Report call me a taxi September 1, 2014 6:38 PM BST
wibble
Report Foinavon September 1, 2014 6:43 PM BST
Longest 20 minutes of my life CMAT. They enclose your head in a cage then push foam bolsters in by your cheeks to stop the head moving. You are then slid into a tunnel as far as your waist. Lying flat without a pillow becomes very uncomfortable after a few minutes. Just have to lie back and think of England as the saying goes.
Report Tommy Toes September 1, 2014 6:48 PM BST
It didn't bother me at all, Fenners.
In fact, the woman operating the MRI machine for the first one I had 'came in' on my headphones after about 5 minutes to ask if I was okay, as I hadn't moved a muscle and had my eyes closed - I was almost nodding off.
I think she thought I was dead!
Report Makybe_Diva September 1, 2014 6:50 PM BST
I was ok too, Tommy Toes.

I just drifted off into my own little world for however long it took.
Report call me a taxi September 1, 2014 6:50 PM BST
I actually got on the bed of the machinem which was a start. I looked over my head at the size of the opening and wasn't happy at all. When he got 'The Iron Mask' out, I got up and got off the bed.

They never show that mask in medical drama programmes do they.Laugh

I watched all 8 seasons of 'House', there must have been at least 50 MRI's in that time, but never an 'Iron Mask', not one.

And in Holby City a few weeks back, I saw an MRI on there, Eliot Hope had one, but with no mask.
Report i_agree_with_nick September 1, 2014 6:50 PM BST
The only issue I had with my MRI scan was keeping still but I can understand it being a problem for a person with claustrophobia.

I ound a CT scan to be far more unpleasant
Report i_agree_with_nick September 1, 2014 6:51 PM BST
I don't recall any mask
Report call me a taxi September 1, 2014 6:52 PM BST
Tommy Toes    01 Sep 14 18:48 
It didn't bother me at all, Fenners.


It didn't help your eyesight Tommy, you were answering Foinavon.Laugh
Report Makybe_Diva September 1, 2014 6:53 PM BST
I just thought this has got to be done so let's get on with it.

But yes, totally different if you were claustrophobic Sad
Report Foinavon September 1, 2014 6:53 PM BST
Haha Tommy, you must have been practicing self hypnosis.

headphones?? They just gave me earplugs. Did you get piped music too?
Report Makybe_Diva September 1, 2014 6:54 PM BST
" don't recall any mask"

Nor me. Just a cage sort of thing.
Report Tommy Toes September 1, 2014 7:10 PM BST
Hahahaha! I really hadn't noticed, CMAT! - *Foinavon!

I did, Foinavon (get piped music) but it was terrible stuff. I'd have been happier with the earplugs.
I think I've just got a capacity to 'put up with stuff' and the best way of doing so (for me) is to try and sleep my way through it.

I remember once getting the most dreadful pain in one of my teeth on an air flight and it was just unbearable to put up with. There was still something like 3 hours to fly - so I did the only thing I knew that would take the pain away and went to sleep.
I think I really must have self-hypnotised that day as there was nothing else that would have worked and I couldn't think of anything else to do.

I didn't have the same problem flying home but went to see the dentist when I got back and told him about it - and he reckoned it was just a very seldom seen reaction in an amalgam filling when the pressures changed in the aircraft. He said it was only usually seen in fighter pilots at extreme heights who then descend very rapidly

Luckily, it was a complete one-off, for me.
Report crags September 1, 2014 7:21 PM BST
I've heard that cmat gets regular x rays to see if there's any work left in him Laugh

Ho Ho Ho
Report call me a taxi September 1, 2014 7:24 PM BST
There isn't, until Cheltenham.

Ha Ha Ha
Report pumphol. September 1, 2014 7:24 PM BST
Xmas is nearly four months away Crazy
Report crags September 1, 2014 7:27 PM BST
I was doing a Thommo impression
Report pumphol. September 1, 2014 7:28 PM BST
Your accent threw me then.
Report crags September 1, 2014 7:30 PM BST
very good pumpy, for you Grin
Report pumphol. September 1, 2014 7:32 PM BST
Shocked
Report DartsnBooze September 2, 2014 4:54 PM BST
A busy time for some at the hospital last week?
I've had several MRI scans..."would you like the radio on?"

With headphones/earmuffs on, all i could hear was the machine vibrating like a pneumatic drill. Should have gone to Sheffield Grin
Report Clerkmore September 2, 2014 4:58 PM BST
However, the word "normal" does not appear to have been used in the letter. "ormal", however, has!
Report call me a taxi September 2, 2014 5:27 PM BST
Correct.
Report tips September 2, 2014 5:38 PM BST
ormal is code for "he is fecked"Cool
Report call me a taxi September 2, 2014 6:15 PM BST
I'm well ormal.
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