OFFICIAN CHAT CHAT SURVEY

And so CMAT starts to recruit for his Norfolk militia.

3 hours and no answers.

Well done nobody.

forgot to ask for bank account number

We're all thinking your Nigerian lodger has sussed out your PC password.

11. Googie Withers

brendanuk1    01 Sep 14 15:41 
forgot to ask for bank account number

I already know yours.

Here's your P.I.N. in case you forget it - ****

Questions 1 and 2 need a "both" and "Neither" option
Question 3 needs "several partners" option

Perhaps that's the reason there are no replies yet.

This is the way forward lads, don't beat around the bush, if you want to fish for information  just come out with it like this

I'll start things off cmat.

1- Male
2- Straight
3- Partner
4- B
5- B
6- A
7- B
8- C
9- No
10- Yes C,D,E
NO

Good man s.kenbo.

1 - Male or female? Male

2 - Straight or gay? Straight

3 - Live with partner or live alone? Alone

4- AGE

A) under 25
B) 25 to 40
C) 41 to 60
D) over 60 X


5 - PLACE OF RESIDENCE
What do you reside in:

A) Terraced house
B) Semi-detached house X
C) Detached house
D) Flat
E) Bedsit
F) None of the above

6 - ARE YOU:
A)  An owner X
B)  A tenant
C)  Neither, e.g. live with parent(s)  or friend

7.  WHERE DO YOU LIVE:
A) City
B) Town
C) Village X
D) Isolated property
E) None of the above

8. TRANSPORT 
A) Car X
B) Motorcycle
C) Other
D) None of the above

9 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN:
Yes or no? YES

10 - THE LAW

Have you ever been arrested:

Yes or no? No

Have you any convictions

Yes or no? NO

If ‘yes‘ - for what:

A) Theft
B) Drug related (user or dealer)
C) Drink related (drunk and disorderly, etc)
D) Traffic offence(s) (speeding driving while drunk,  dangerous driving etc)
E) Violence
F) None of the above

Finally - have you ever served a term in prison

Yes or no No

If ‘yes’ - how long

A) Up to 3 months
B) 3 months to 6 months
C) 6 months to a year
D) 1 year to 3 years
E) 3years to 5 years
F) Over 5 years

Well done johnizere

Taxi I'm the exact same as Jonizere except for

3 Live with partner
10 Arrested - Yes
   Convictions - Yes
   For E

Now we're cookin'

bula,

I didn't think you were as old as that, but given your username I suppose you have to be.

Bula made his racing debut in 69.

Statistics prove so far

that ALL chit chat males are heterosexual, live in semi-detached houses, which they own, and have never been in prison.

Wotta nice bunch.

BTW my conviction was a miscarriage of justice
Was only defending myself although I got a bit carried away.

News item on the BBC.

Bloke mugged a youngster for his i-phone.

His dad went after him.

The mugger stabbed him in the eye, so he stabbed him in the chest, and killed him.

Pleaded not guilty to murder, but to culpable homicide.

I'd have pleaded self-defence.

To find the average chit chatter profile

Are you

1 - Male or female?

2 - Straight or gay?

3 - Live with partner or live alone?

4- AGE

A) under 25
B) 25 to 40
C) 41 to 60
D) over 60


5 - PLACE OF RESIDENCE
What do you reside in:

A) Terraced house
B) Semi-detached house
C) Detached house
D) Flat
E) Bedsit
F) None of the above

6 - ARE YOU:
A)  An owner
B)  A tenant
C)  Neither, e.g. live with parent(s)  or friend

7.  WHERE DO YOU LIVE:
A) City
B) Town
C) Village
D) Isolated property
E) None of the above

8. TRANSPORT 
A) Car
B) Motorcycle
C) Other
D) None of the above

9 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN:
Yes or no?

10 - THE LAW

Have you ever been arrested:

Yes or no?

Have you any convictions

Yes or no?

If ‘yes‘ - for what:

A) Theft
B) Drug related (user or dealer)
C) Drink related (drunk and disorderly, etc)
D) Traffic offence(s) (speeding driving while drunk,  dangerous driving etc)
E) Violence
F) None of the above

Finally - have you ever served a term in prison

Yes or no

If ‘yes’ - how long

A) Up to 3 months
B) 3 months to 6 months
C) 6 months to a year
D) 1 year to 3 years
E) 3years to 5 years
F) Over 5 years


That concludes part 1 of this survey.

Based on the current lack of responses, theones who haven't posted are

half way through a gender change operation
don't know how old they are
live in caravans or canal boats
not sure if schizophrenia counts as living with somebody

The majority are probably thinking f off & mind your own business

1- Male
2- Straight
3- Partner
4- D
5- C
6- A
7- C
8- A
9- Yes
10- Yes, Yes, A, No.

For me.

Thought more people would have done this...

1 - Male

2 - Straight

3 - Live with partner

4 - C) 41 to 60

5 - B) Semi-detached house

6 - A)  An owner

7.  C) Village


8. A) Car AND C) Other


9 - Yes (if Step-Children count, No if they don't)

10 - THE LAW

Have you ever been arrested: Yes

Have you any convictions: Yes

If ‘yes‘ - for what: E) Violence

Finally - have you ever served a term in prison no

1 - Male

2 - Straight

3 - With my hound

4 - C)

5 - F)

6 - A) 

7 - C)

8 - D) Tractor

9 - Yes

10 - THE LAW

Have you ever been arrested: Yes

Have you any convictions: No


Finally - have you ever served a term in prison no

It's clear now that CMAT is a double agent - part of a left wing think-tank seeking to increase immigration from the third world countries to the UK.

Or is that emmigration?

I'm almost there. And it will be perfect.  Unlike your wishes.  You know it makes sense.

bastard - don't think I've forgotten about you.

Teeth?

I've got some left, yes. You?

You ask me where to begin.  Am I so lost in my sin?

Glad to hear that you can find your way home, old chap. Not quite senile yet

Not yet, O Lord, not yet.  But when I do come home - it will be 'exciting'. 




Embrace my sweet failures (and razor-sharp indifference).

love you bro - as da kidz say.

Got to try to stay young in our minds and hearts. Probably best not to look in a mirror though

Huh.  How true.  We are both so far gone from the young bastards - it's almost utterly incredible.

I was thinking about Kate Bush running up her hill earlier on, it was a lovely moment. Then I realised that everyone is thinking about her, and the moment was sullied.

When you pair of old bastards have finished invading my thread, any chance of completing the survey.

No.

Seconded

Woke up this morning.  Got myself a gun. 

I wish.

You can borrow one of mine if you need it. If you don't bring it back I'll know why.

Noted.

My last ex has lots but they're on her US ranch.

I used to work in telephone research. It was my favourite job by far. The Manchester Evening News Pink was my fave survey. Just chattin wi mancs about soccerball all day was great fun.


To find the average chit chatter profile

Are you

1 - Male or female?

2 - Straight or gay?

3 - Live with partner or live alone?

4- AGE

A) under 25
B) 25 to 40
C) 41 to 60
D) over 60


5 - PLACE OF RESIDENCE
What do you reside in:

A) Terraced house
B) Semi-detached house
C) Detached house
D) Flat
E) Bedsit
F) None of the above

6 - ARE YOU:
A)  An owner
B)  A tenant
C)  Neither, e.g. live with parent(s)  or friend

7.  WHERE DO YOU LIVE:
A) City
B) Town
C) Village
D) Isolated property
E) None of the above

8. TRANSPORT 
A) Car
B) Motorcycle
C) Other
D) None of the above

9 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN:
Yes or no?

10 - THE LAW

Have you ever been arrested:

Yes or no?

Have you any convictions

Yes or no?

If ‘yes‘ - for what:

A) Theft
B) Drug related (user or dealer)
C) Drink related (drunk and disorderly, etc)
D) Traffic offence(s) (speeding driving while drunk,  dangerous driving etc)
E) Violence
F) None of the above

Finally - have you ever served a term in prison

Yes or no

If ‘yes’ - how long

A) Up to 3 months
B) 3 months to 6 months
C) 6 months to a year
D) 1 year to 3 years
E) 3years to 5 years
F) Over 5 years

Luciano

thanks, but you missed Q3

.

are you all done?

last chance before doing chit chat survey 2.

1 - Male
2 - Straight
3 - Live with partner
4 - B
5 - A
6 - A
7 - B
8 - A
9 - No
10 - Yes - Yes - (A & D) - No

THANK YOU SIR

ttt

A few more would be nice

I agree.

Up for those that answered survey 2

but missed this one

Question 10 - NO prison term.

How about the other 9 questions DnB?

Identity already known. Not too keen on revealing every detail here too.

How about for "Survey 3" - Upload pics of yourselves and where you live

WAOFS

^ L

Facts is SEETHING

























no change there then

DartsnBooze   
15 Sep 14 10:25 
Identity already known. Not too keen on revealing every detail here too.
How about for "Survey 3" - Upload pics of yourselves and where you live

All that will show when the results eventually appear will be percentages, no names. 

You can send your answers by PM if you want. A lot of nosy fackers on here

Btw, my photo has been on here loads of times.

ttt for Kenny and others

Are you

1 - Male or female?

2 - Straight or gay?

3 - Live with partner or live alone?

4- AGE

A) under 25
B) 25 to 40
C) 41 to 60
D) over 60


5 - PLACE OF RESIDENCE
What do you reside in:

A) Terraced house
B) Semi-detached house
C) Detached house
D) Flat
E) Bedsit
F) None of the above

6 - ARE YOU:
A)  An owner
B)  A tenant
C)  Neither, e.g. live with parent(s)  or friend

7.  WHERE DO YOU LIVE:
A) City
B) Town
C) Village
D) Isolated property
E) None of the above

8. TRANSPORT
A) Car
B) Motorcycle
C) Other
D) None of the above

9 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN:
Yes or no?

10 - THE LAW

Have you ever been arrested:

Yes or no?

Have you any convictions

Yes or no?

If ‘yes‘ - for what:

A) Theft
B) Drug related (user or dealer)
C) Drink related (drunk and disorderly, etc)
D) Traffic offence(s) (speeding driving while drunk,  dangerous driving etc)
E) Violence
F) None of the above

Finally - have you ever served a term in prison

Yes or no

If ‘yes’ - how long

A) Up to 3 months
B) 3 months to 6 months
C) 6 months to a year
D) 1 year to 3 years
E) 3years to 5 years
F) Over 5 years


for me

dodged the gay question

nosy bugar

Straight, of course. See my copious chick threads.

Kenny

live alone or with a partner

For the purposes of this survey, a cat is not a facking partner.

Never knew you had a child or children, or was that en erroneous entry?

No,it's from about 40 years ago. One of each.

The survey says more about you than the surveyed, cmat.  It's a little weird.

Just answer the questions, bastardo.

"For the purposes of this survey, a cat is not a facking partner."

It is if you're shaggin it.

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Sep 17, 2014 -- 6:43AM, kenny mann wrote:

It is if you're shaggin it.

kenny would have had a fit if anyone else had said that.