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Chit Chat
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01 Sep 14
12:23
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To find the average chit chatter profile
Are you
1 - Male or female?
2 - Straight or gay?
3 - Live with partner or live alone?
4- AGE
A) under 25
B) 25 to 40
C) 41 to 60
D) over 60
5 - PLACE OF RESIDENCE
What do you reside in:
A) Terraced house
B) Semi-detached house
C) Detached house
D) Flat
E) Bedsit
F) None of the above
6 - ARE YOU:
A) An owner
B) A tenant
C) Neither, e.g. live with parent(s) or friend
7. WHERE DO YOU LIVE:
A) City
B) Town
C) Village
D) Isolated property
E) None of the above
8. TRANSPORT
A) Car
B) Motorcycle
C) Other
D) None of the above
9 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN:
Yes or no?
10 - THE LAW
Have you ever been arrested:
Yes or no?
Have you any convictions
Yes or no?
If ‘yes‘ - for what:
A) Theft
B) Drug related (user or dealer)
C) Drink related (drunk and disorderly, etc)
D) Traffic offence(s) (speeding driving while drunk, dangerous driving etc)
E) Violence
F) None of the above
Finally - have you ever served a term in prison
Yes or no
If ‘yes’ - how long
A) Up to 3 months
B) 3 months to 6 months
C) 6 months to a year
D) 1 year to 3 years
E) 3years to 5 years
F) Over 5 years
That concludes part 1 of this survey.
Are you
1 - Male or female?
2 - Straight or gay?
3 - Live with partner or live alone?
4- AGE
A) under 25
B) 25 to 40
C) 41 to 60
D) over 60
5 - PLACE OF RESIDENCE
What do you reside in:
A) Terraced house
B) Semi-detached house
C) Detached house
D) Flat
E) Bedsit
F) None of the above
6 - ARE YOU:
A) An owner
B) A tenant
C) Neither, e.g. live with parent(s) or friend
7. WHERE DO YOU LIVE:
A) City
B) Town
C) Village
D) Isolated property
E) None of the above
8. TRANSPORT
A) Car
B) Motorcycle
C) Other
D) None of the above
9 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN:
Yes or no?
10 - THE LAW
Have you ever been arrested:
Yes or no?
Have you any convictions
Yes or no?
If ‘yes‘ - for what:
A) Theft
B) Drug related (user or dealer)
C) Drink related (drunk and disorderly, etc)
D) Traffic offence(s) (speeding driving while drunk, dangerous driving etc)
E) Violence
F) None of the above
Finally - have you ever served a term in prison
Yes or no
If ‘yes’ - how long
A) Up to 3 months
B) 3 months to 6 months
C) 6 months to a year
D) 1 year to 3 years
E) 3years to 5 years
F) Over 5 years
That concludes part 1 of this survey.
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And so CMAT starts to recruit for his Norfolk militia.
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3 hours and no answers.
Well done nobody. |
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forgot to ask for bank account number
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We're all thinking your Nigerian lodger has sussed out your PC password.
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11. Googie Withers
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brendanuk1 01 Sep 14 15:41
forgot to ask for bank account number I already know yours. Here's your P.I.N. in case you forget it - **** |
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Questions 1 and 2 need a "both" and "Neither" option
Question 3 needs "several partners" option Perhaps that's the reason there are no replies yet. |
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This is the way forward lads, don't beat around the bush, if you want to fish for information just come out with it like this
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I'll start things off cmat.
1- Male 2- Straight 3- Partner 4- B 5- B 6- A 7- B 8- C 9- No 10- Yes C,D,E NO |
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Good man s.kenbo.
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1 - Male or female? Male
2 - Straight or gay? Straight 3 - Live with partner or live alone? Alone 4- AGE A) under 25 B) 25 to 40 C) 41 to 60 D) over 60 X 5 - PLACE OF RESIDENCE What do you reside in: A) Terraced house B) Semi-detached house X C) Detached house D) Flat E) Bedsit F) None of the above 6 - ARE YOU: A) An owner X B) A tenant C) Neither, e.g. live with parent(s) or friend 7. WHERE DO YOU LIVE: A) City B) Town C) Village X D) Isolated property E) None of the above 8. TRANSPORT A) Car X B) Motorcycle C) Other D) None of the above 9 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN: Yes or no? YES 10 - THE LAW Have you ever been arrested: Yes or no? No Have you any convictions Yes or no? NO If ‘yes‘ - for what: A) Theft B) Drug related (user or dealer) C) Drink related (drunk and disorderly, etc) D) Traffic offence(s) (speeding driving while drunk, dangerous driving etc) E) Violence F) None of the above Finally - have you ever served a term in prison Yes or no No If ‘yes’ - how long A) Up to 3 months B) 3 months to 6 months C) 6 months to a year D) 1 year to 3 years E) 3years to 5 years F) Over 5 years |
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Well done johnizere
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Taxi I'm the exact same as Jonizere except for
3 Live with partner 10 Arrested - Yes  Convictions - Yes For E |
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Now we're cookin'
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bula,
I didn't think you were as old as that, but given your username I suppose you have to be. |
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Bula made his racing debut in 69.
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Statistics prove so far
that ALL chit chat males are heterosexual, live in semi-detached houses, which they own, and have never been in prison. Wotta nice bunch. |
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BTW my conviction was a miscarriage of justice
Was only defending myself although I got a bit carried away. |
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News item on the BBC.
Bloke mugged a youngster for his i-phone. His dad went after him. The mugger stabbed him in the eye, so he stabbed him in the chest, and killed him. Pleaded not guilty to murder, but to culpable homicide. I'd have pleaded self-defence. |
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To find the average chit chatter profile
Are you 1 - Male or female? 2 - Straight or gay? 3 - Live with partner or live alone? 4- AGE A) under 25 B) 25 to 40 C) 41 to 60 D) over 60 5 - PLACE OF RESIDENCE What do you reside in: A) Terraced house B) Semi-detached house C) Detached house D) Flat E) Bedsit F) None of the above 6 - ARE YOU: A) An owner B) A tenant C) Neither, e.g. live with parent(s) or friend 7. WHERE DO YOU LIVE: A) City B) Town C) Village D) Isolated property E) None of the above 8. TRANSPORT A) Car B) Motorcycle C) Other D) None of the above 9 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN: Yes or no? 10 - THE LAW Have you ever been arrested: Yes or no? Have you any convictions Yes or no? If ‘yes‘ - for what: A) Theft B) Drug related (user or dealer) C) Drink related (drunk and disorderly, etc) D) Traffic offence(s) (speeding driving while drunk, dangerous driving etc) E) Violence F) None of the above Finally - have you ever served a term in prison Yes or no If ‘yes’ - how long A) Up to 3 months B) 3 months to 6 months C) 6 months to a year D) 1 year to 3 years E) 3years to 5 years F) Over 5 years That concludes part 1 of this survey. |
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Based on the current lack of responses, theones who haven't posted are
half way through a gender change operation don't know how old they are live in caravans or canal boats not sure if schizophrenia counts as living with somebody |
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The majority are probably thinking f off & mind your own business
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1- Male
2- Straight 3- Partner 4- D 5- C 6- A 7- C 8- A 9- Yes 10- Yes, Yes, A, No. For me. |
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Thought more people would have done this...
1 - Male 2 - Straight 3 - Live with partner 4 - C) 41 to 60 5 - B) Semi-detached house 6 - A) An owner 7. C) Village 8. A) Car AND C) Other 9 - Yes (if Step-Children count, No if they don't) 10 - THE LAW Have you ever been arrested: Yes Have you any convictions: Yes If ‘yes‘ - for what: E) Violence Finally - have you ever served a term in prison no |
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1 - Male
2 - Straight 3 - With my hound 4 - C) 5 - F) 6 - A) 7 - C) 8 - D) Tractor 9 - Yes 10 - THE LAW Have you ever been arrested: Yes Have you any convictions: No Finally - have you ever served a term in prison no |
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It's clear now that CMAT is a double agent - part of a left wing think-tank seeking to increase immigration from the third world countries to the UK.
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Or is that emmigration?
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I'm almost there. And it will be perfect. Unlike your wishes. You know it makes sense.
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bastard - don't think I've forgotten about you.
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Teeth?
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I've got some left, yes. You?
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You ask me where to begin. Am I so lost in my sin?
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Glad to hear that you can find your way home, old chap. Not quite senile yet
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Not yet, O Lord, not yet. But when I do come home - it will be 'exciting'.
Embrace my sweet failures (and razor-sharp indifference). |
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love you bro - as da kidz say.
Got to try to stay young in our minds and hearts. Probably best not to look in a mirror though  |
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Huh. How true. We are both so far gone from the young bastards - it's almost utterly incredible.
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