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mememe
28 Aug 14 15:16
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We live in country lane.  Most mornings, man down lane taking his dog for a walk calls on woman next door who joins him with her dog and they go off for an hour or so "on a walk"?  Next door husband doesn't go but takes dog on another walk early evening.
So, all knowing and wise forumites which is it?

My wife says: friendly dog walkers, nothing in it, don't be silly.
I say: he's giving her one.

What do you think?

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By:
Angel Gabrial
When: 28 Aug 14 15:20
Ages!! we need ages!!
By:
mememe
When: 28 Aug 14 15:45
She's not unattractive and quite shapely ... in her late 50s, early 60s I'd guess.
Her husband is a boring soul in his 60s.
Man down lane is in 50s and I think a bit of a lad - recently divorced.

... I think I know what you'll say.
By:
screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 28 Aug 14 15:46
I know. It takes me an hour or so as well these days.
By:
acquiesce12
When: 28 Aug 14 16:09
no offence mate but your wife is a typical naive women, of course thy are SHAGGING,
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 28 Aug 14 16:10
it's the dogs who have to watch I feel sorry for.
By:
Eeternaloptimist
When: 28 Aug 14 16:24
Now that's proper dogging.

My money is on them going back to his place for a spot of hanky panky and the husband being quite happy that his randy wife isn't bothering him and he can read the paper in peace.

A very British way of having an affair I'm sure we all agree. Plus the dogs gets a walk.
By:
acquiesce12
When: 28 Aug 14 16:30
by the sounds of it she is the DOG, old and unshapely, old people should not be having sex, sex is ultimately an act of making children, that's the purpose, old gits doing it for the sake of it when her oven was switched off years ago is disgusting, the thoughts of two wrinkleys in bed, makes my skin crawl
By:
dunlaying
When: 28 Aug 14 16:34
FOYSDC
By:
G1_Jockey_4
When: 28 Aug 14 16:35
didnt stop rooney having a pop
By:
acquiesce12
When: 28 Aug 14 16:40
It's just the way it is dunlaying, gravity has taken hold and everything had drooped south, god didn't intend for OAP's to go at it, act your ages ffs
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screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 28 Aug 14 16:47
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By:
Deltâ
When: 28 Aug 14 18:30
acquiesce12 28 Aug 14 16:30 
by the sounds of it she is the DOG, old and unshapely, old people should not be having sex, sex is ultimately an act of making children, that's the purpose, old gits doing it for the sake of it when her oven was switched off years ago is disgusting, the thoughts of two wrinkleys in bed, makes my skin crawl



Laugh top notch!
By:
yeahyeahwhatever
When: 28 Aug 14 19:03
I really do hate to play the gender card here, but for god's sake!


It's all very well and good going al fresco when you're younger, but when you get to their ages the thought of rolling around in what passes for a British Summer is most unlikely!  If they really were having an affair there would need a comfortable, heated enclosure for them to go to - and what would they do with the dogs then?

They may (may) be having a mental affair and just walking and talking about how unhappy they are with their lives... but come on, bit of common sense, do you really think the entire affair is conducted outdoors?
By:
call me a taxi
When: 28 Aug 14 19:22
If it was me and Raquel Welch, she'd get it indoors, outdoors and back doors.
By:
akabula
When: 28 Aug 14 20:00
As Raquel is about 74 now you might be in with a shout taxi.
By:
Eeternaloptimist
When: 28 Aug 14 20:03
She may be 74 but her knockers are 35. Excited
By:
sideshowbob
When: 28 Aug 14 20:09
closet lesbian.
By:
akabula
When: 28 Aug 14 20:10
closet, wardrobe or wherever I don't think taxi cares.
By:
mememe
When: 29 Aug 14 09:33
I have informed my wife of your responses (rather lame I have to say, I'd thought I'd get an avalanche) of your learned replies.  No clear view yet emerging.
My wife reckons the woman is nearer 50.
I reckon she's not in bad shape for her age ... quite curvy.

All the old and wrinkly stuff is way off the mark ... so just answer the question please and settle the argument.

Are they?
or
Aren't they?
By:
Crisp77
When: 29 Aug 14 09:39
If the wife really thought the bloke were giving the neighbour a good seeing to your wife would have gone and bought a dog by now Mischief
By:
mememe
When: 29 Aug 14 09:44
Crisp,
we have a labrador and my wife takes her for a walk every morning, so I'm not worried on that score.
Sorry, must dash ...taking dog for walk with wife ... been ages since I went for a walk.
By:
Crisp77
When: 29 Aug 14 09:45
Don't forget the poop a scoop Shocked
By:
acquiesce12
When: 29 Aug 14 10:03
A labrador? you have a labrador? what kind of soft lad has one of them are you BLIND? real men have staffs and Doberman's
By:
GAZO
When: 29 Aug 14 10:18
too obvious,he is more likely to be shagging your wife
By:
naydam
When: 29 Aug 14 10:25
Dobermen, surely?  Happy
By:
mememe
When: 29 Aug 14 10:39
Labradors are great ... had labs for 30+ years since kids were small.  Best thing is they eat anything so no need to clean up after them in the garden.  Plus they're babe magnets in the park and all the ladies want to stroke it.  Ugly biting dogs are for people with tattoos and wannabe drug dealers.
By:
Capt__F
When: 29 Aug 14 11:55
any pics of dog lady available for best of breed purposes
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