Naughty panda.....

Clever Panda,more likely.

And no doubt the pair in Edinburgh zoo will be voting 'Yes'.

All the "Fried Mars Bars" and "Haggis" they can eat.

I think that they are vegetarians,so might be allowed the Mars bars,though those might give them 'wind'.There has been talk of an impending birth,so maybe they are copying their Chinese cousin.

Whatever,we've already got more Pandas than Tory MPs.

They shouldn't panda to her needs

you might say it's a black eye for pandas everywhere

ha ha, that story tickled me.