HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLGA GOVORTSOVA

If you click on a 'happy birthday' thread, what do you expect to see?

I just switched, momentarily, to the other forum.

Could somebody with a remote spark of intelligence explain to me why 46 people have viewed this thread,  but not has bothered to wish Olga a happy birthday?

I really don't understand why you would click on it, then ignore it.

I'm told that she looks in here now and again.

I've heard she only reads the tennis forum.

I'm getting a bit worried about cmat, he seems to be losing it. A short break from posting would do him the world of good, Imo best wishes

Tell us why you opened the thread then

I just switched, momentarily, to the other forum - AGAIN.

It has now gone up from 46 views to 108 views

I ask again, what do people expect to see when they open it?

Will balloons float up in the air?
Will a choir sing 'happy birthday'?
Will there be any cake?

If you open it you are here for some reason, so why not type 'happy birthday', or if you have trouble spelling it just put 'HB'.

People will always open a thread that they haven't read, you should know that more than most. Your obsession with checking the number of views is more than a bit weird and/or sad. I meant my best wishes above you need a break from this stuff. Maybe we will have a drink together one day but my hearing ,like yours, is not the best... so we may end up shouting at each other

... and people will always look at new replies but may have nothing to add to the thread. You must know that by now. Anyways - she's not a bad looking lass

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crags    24 Aug 14 01:05 
People will always open a thread that they haven't read, you should know that more than most. Your obsession with checking the number of views is more than a bit weird and/or sad.

Obsession? Two threads in two months, both 'happy birthday' threads.

Same thing happened on that one.

Loads of views, no comments.   

I may try 'Genuine naked photo of Theresa May' next.

She's a middle aged minger, but you watch how many people open it, even when they KNOW the mods won't pass a naked photograph.

And they call women nosy...ffs 

johnizere is a gentleman, even if he was a day late.

Phwoaar!  Happy Birthday Olga.

Nearly 200 views! Get the tissues handy...

You idiot crags, what are you looking in for, her birthday is gone.