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Went round today to ask him politely (although firmly) to keep it down a little.
Husband told me to 'fook off' and Mrs said 'wind your neck in' .......
Pondering my next move.
I) Let it die down in the hope they keep it quiet.
ii) Try again, 100-1 shot at present.
iii) Have a spot of 'one on one' with him, he is a pathetic sort 5'ft 6 and pot belly, I'm 6'ft'1 and more than his match.
iv) Give them a bit of their own medicine for a week and blast my stereo up a notch, bit petty by my standards
Place your vote please and I'll follow the majority.
Husband told me to 'fook off' and Mrs said 'wind your neck in' .......
Pondering my next move.
I) Let it die down in the hope they keep it quiet.
ii) Try again, 100-1 shot at present.
iii) Have a spot of 'one on one' with him, he is a pathetic sort 5'ft 6 and pot belly, I'm 6'ft'1 and more than his match.
iv) Give them a bit of their own medicine for a week and blast my stereo up a notch, bit petty by my standards
Place your vote please and I'll follow the majority.
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v)Shoot him in the face
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vi) petrol bomb his house
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v1)Put porn movie on and play the heavy parts LOUDLY
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it's the above options only gentlemen.....
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vi? is actually a good one !!!!! and I win both ways :)
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howdi , try no. 1 first and then be polite yet again ....do not start to verbally scrap with them as they love it , a bit of entertainment for their grim 'kyle style ' lives .
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the best way, is to report them to the council. they will send them a threatening letter without any evidence.
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thanks Windsor but as much as I don't like throwing my weight around, it might not do any harm. I could nail him when he goes to work at 6, nothing heave just let him know I'm not messing
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bonk his wife for spite
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is that right sonko
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she's so thick burton
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I really want to stick one on him.
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well you haven't got to have a smoke and a chat with her afterwards
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would a letter have an impact on them?
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well i got a letter howdi and at the time i didnt even have a music system.
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heavy shagging was it sonko?
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howdi , trust me if you thump him all his mates , hangers on , neighbour idiots will become involved . i have a friend who has attracted this same situation now and her boyfriend is very handy . that is what they want . watched too much eastenders .
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to be fair Windsor I don't think I would have that problem but point noted.
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Heavy porn it is
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I wish howdi.
Seriously it is a good option, because if they keep doing it they will get a visit. But it will pis him off bigtime. |
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Cheers sonko (hope you're well) I want to annoy them abit too, bit petty I know.
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I had a noisy neighbour once, she would be at it at all hours. one day, I knocked on her door and asked if she had any tissues spare, she came back with a bundle, I said thank you, and by the way, can you turn your bedroom noise up.
It worked, no more noise, but i never dared return with a new packet of kleenex. |
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I lived near a weirdo who lived with his 80yo mum, the only sound i had at the time was the pc or the tv which you can only just hear from another room in my home.
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MC
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try playing classical music ,call to prayer recordings maybe ? ...anything remotely 'highbrow' will have them scuttling back in their onesies .
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If you are irritated by noise you will not want to go to prison. Acoustic bang bang central.
So avoid shooting them in the face if you can. But if you are not scared of him or his bula, then go around again and put it to them more firmly that if it carries on then you will n ot be responsible for your actions. If it continues, play psychological warfare with them. Get into their heads that you are a bit radio rental with a glint of madness in your eyes. |
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do you know how to make a smoke bomb with a piece of foil and a ping pong ball?
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I think I little bit of a verbal threat may be better than a good hiding.
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Make sure you shave an eyebrow off before the next visit too.
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move!..........I've had it believe me nothing will help, stop worrying about scrapping with ****s next door get out and free yourself of the stress, I did it was the best thing I ever did.
Some of it may not even be them, many places nowadays the sound proofing is completely **** even if somebody else moves in it may not help much. Leave!.....get out as soon as you can, don't hold on to it like a dog with bone refusing to give it up........get out as soon as possible!. It can and will affect your health I started suffering high blood pressure, never ever got a nights sleep. |
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take a dumo on their doorstep
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take a dump on their doorstep
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Is he bald Howdi? I could imagine you chasing him around the garden to the tune of Benny Hill
You did the right thing and asked nicely. If he has told you to fook off I think he is fair game now tbh MC |
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Order him a couple of skips,Pizza's,Taxi's,Takeaways etc p!ss him right off
Won't have time to make any noise... |
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hank ....you'd suggest giving him a hiding? or a scuffing round the back
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