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My neighbour is noisy
My neighbour is noisy
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is it possible theyre noisey because you are?
maybe the walls are so thin both of you can hear everything? im not noisy but i started being noisy on purpose cos the people upstairs constantly walked across a wooden floor in the early hours after getting in from a night on the p1ss. the woman in heels. clomp clomp clomp. then i could hear them sh@gging for hours. they probably didnt even know how loud it sounded down here. i started turning the tv up so i didnt have to hear it. then they complained about me! me ffs! |
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^^^ good point. They aren't too bad in the house although high pitched screeching. However, when they are in the garden its so bad I can't sit out there with any peace at all.
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can't believe anybody would want to hit Tony Broke seems a great lad to me.
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I am getting boring now, repeating myself but there is no solution, get out. I like Tony Broke had a number of different tenants above me, and it didn't help. I started to think it was me and I was going nuts, it wasn't, soon as I left there my stress level diminished 360 degrees, and I left them all fighting amongst themselves to get on with(I knew people who were still there and most wanted to get out).
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I was thinking of looking for new place, nothing to do with them , timing might be good. I wonder if any Isis disciples are looking for a gaff.
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howdi move here then you have all the peace you need
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even got little steps to read paper and have a cup of tea on
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bliss
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when you think about it unless youre super rich, the standard of life in britain is ridiculously poor. you spend all the hours working your tets off just to live a concrete box where you can hear everything your neighbours do and pay over 100 grand for the privilege. were all nuts, we should sod off to the bahamas or summat.
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Got to agree Bob. Just been reading in our local paper about an idea under consideration to charge people a tax if their homes overlook a park. Why should people have to pay a premium to live in pleasant surroundings ffs. Should the aspiration rather not be to make all people's living surroundings pleasant.
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do you get a discount if you have noisy neighbours ?
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Should do by that logic. |
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sideshow
You should have called on your upstairs neighbour and asked her to moan louder during sex as you worked on the sound for porn films and wanted to tape her.  |
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Post about 1960 houses became shiit boxes with very poor sound proofing.
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HOWDI SPOTTED FIGHTING THE WH ORE NEXT DOOR
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howdi . hope it sorts itself out . i live next to a house converted into flats . touch wood , only one real nutter tenant in last 10 years . one tenant was loud with the music so i put a note through the door . next day found a 'sorry' note with a bottle of wine on my doorstep. top class. hope same happens to you one day .
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was the cork tampered with? my bet ws you werent just drinking wine
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The very best way of dealing with this is to find out where he works, and then have your largest and most menacing friend give him a bit of a warning when he leaves one night.
I like this idea - distances you from the possibility of the law feeling your collar |
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chaser , very good ..but it was ok and i'd never actually seen the girl , just heard the music . she was lovely and now sadly moved out . bloke who moved in i suggested to the wife was a alcoholic . always in the garden drinking . she pointed out i only see him when i'm in the garden , drinking .
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just do that at you window howdi when hes going to work with a physcho face , hel soon get the message
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The very best way of dealing with this is to find out where he works, and then have your largest and most menacing friend give him a bit of a warning when he leaves one night.
I like this idea - distances you from the possibility of the law feeling your collar. You are correct of course Emden. Problem is when you move into a new house in a cul-de-sac with a small playground for the kids, looked great until we moved in and my 10yo son was being attacked by the eldest kid on the street who dragged other kids into much the same thing.. Polite visits to the parents revealed a couple that thought they owned the whole development, pretended not to believe my complaints. Police were crap and said they would have a word and I told the law they were leaving me hung out to dry. Wife had enough one night and told me she wanted to move as a few other distraught neighbours had done recently. Had a restless night as I was not prepared to move again, got up at 5.00 had a brandy and waited up the road in a dark corner. Received a caution and on my record for six years as a first offence, wife was happy, son is even closer than any best friend and made a few friends in the street that said they had had enough. Could not be any happier since that morning, but it is not guaranteed, I was fortunate that the bloke despite being bigger, was not as motivated as a bloke that has nothing to lose. |
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The very best way of dealing with this is to find out where he works, and then have your largest and most menacing friend give him a bit of a warning when he leaves one night.
I like this idea - distances you from the possibility of the law feeling your collar. You are correct of course Emden. Problem is when you move into a new house in a cul-de-sac with a small playground for the kids, looked great until we moved in and my 10yo son was being attacked by the eldest kid on the street who dragged other kids into much the same thing.. Polite visits to the parents revealed a couple that thought they owned the whole development, pretended not to believe my complaints. Police were crap and said they would have a word and I told the law they were leaving me hung out to dry. Wife had enough one night and told me she wanted to move as a few other distraught neighbours had done recently. Had a restless night as I was not prepared to move again, got up at 5.00 had a brandy and waited up the road in a dark corner. Received a caution and on my record for six years as a first offence, wife was happy, son is even closer than any best friend and made a few friends in the street that said they had had enough. Could not be any happier since that morning, but it is not guaranteed, I was fortunate that the bloke despite being bigger, was not as motivated as a bloke that has nothing to lose. Result! |
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Howdi,
I've been thinking about your problem for a couple of days. Essentially, you have got to get your neighbour to realise that their noise is causing some discomfort (to you but as importantly to others) and if they continue they will also face discomfort. And to others is the key to the solution. What I recommend is a note through his letterbox from a near neighbour (not you - just house number on note) attached to a plastic bag with dog sh1t in it and saying unless the noise quietens, there's plenty more to come. Noisy neighbour will either go quiet or confront the neighbour for sending the note ... who will of course deny everything. If noise continues, then same again but ratchet up, e.g. small explosion, then house fire, that sort of thing. That's what neighbours are for. PS I'm a clinical psychologist and this type of persuasion can be very effective ... as can a horse's head in the bed ... always a good deterrent. |
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Dog crap or live rats
send taxis during the night phone all the estate agents, double glazing companies for miles around and get them to visit your neighbour Start an argument on a forum with a nutjob (not hard) then threaten to kill him, when he asks where you live so that he can come and kill you, give him your neighbour's address. |
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cmat, good advice but neighbour also needs to know why he's getting lots of pizzas, male strippers, rave party goers, CID looking for drugs, Tax officials ... the list could go on.
By the way, where do you live? |
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call me a taxi
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stereo on full blast today, not a good yet. Has Mr mouthy lost his bottle
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* not a word yet
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As well as providing you with the best solution, I would also advise that the phrase "Shoot him in the face" is copyrighted to me under long-established chit-chat bylaws.
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Wait until he goes on holiday for a fortnight, tip a bag of maggots through the letterbox and those little beauties will scurry and hide everywhere.
Although you will miss all the fun when he has a houseful of dopey flies, you can`t have everything. That was one I am assured works if all else fails. |
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paint their windows black at 3 in the morning
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Urinate through his letter box just make sre he aint got a dog
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early signs positive, nothing today.
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a lot of complainers just make it 20 times worse.
i like punk/metal/all kindsa stuff, if i had the choice id play it all evening full volume. but i virtually never play any except on my ipod cos i dont wanna p1ss the neighbours off. very occasionally i'll put on a dvd of something a bit more melodious like queen or evanescence. if the neighbours started moaning about it theyd get screamo on at 3am itd annoy me so much! if they put a note in my letterbox saying summat like can you not put music on after 11pm or summat, or they have to get up early for work or whatever id understand and try to be even quieter than i am already. but a lot of people just like moaning over nothing. i had someone complain about me "dropping litter" when my coke bottle fell out of my bag. i never drop litter anywhere, and the bottle was nearly full. im not going to deliberately drop a nearly full bottle that cost about £1.29 on the floor now am i ffs. its so easy to judge someone you know nothing about. |
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Howdi
Pour a whole bottle of this through their letter box... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-PACK-LIQUID-ASS-ORIGINAL-POWERFUL-FART-SPRAY-STINK-BOMB-VILE-SMELLY-JOKE-/121387464919?pt=UK_Toys_Creative_Educational_RL&ha****m1c4341b8d7 Worked a treat on the skank next door to me.....Believe me this stuff ain't a joke...it's pure evil. Sit back and watch the fun... |
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"i never drop litter anywhere, and the bottle was nearly full. im not going to deliberately drop a nearly full bottle that cost about £1.29"
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erse2 • August 17, 2014 3:41 AM BST
it seems it's time to just fart on his useless noggin. give him something to remember so his favourite music is synonymous with that moment in time. What is your weird obsession with FARTS erse? it's most peculiar ? |