THESE FORUMS ARE LIKE AN EMPTY WALL TO A GRAFFEETI SPRAYER

I WONDER IF ANY OF MY WORKS ARE WORTH AS MUCH AS BANKSIS

I WONDER IF ILL EVER BE IN A NEW YORK GALLERY ,OR IN SOME ONES PRIVATE COLLECTION

I WONDER IF SOMEONE EVER SAYS IN THE PUB MY LIFES COMPLETE NOW,IVE GOT A PICCASO,A TRACY HUNT,A BANKSEE AND A DO WAH DIDDY

SORRY AND A LOWRIE

I HOPE NO ONES EVER DISSAPOINTED WHEN THEVE PAID A MILLION FOR A FAKE

I WAS GOING TO LEAVE SOME OF MY WORK ON PUBLIC TOILET DOORS ,SO THEY COULD BE SOLD FOR CHARITY BUT THERES NOTHING WORSE THAN SITTING IN A PUBLIC TOILET WITH NO DOOR

I ONCE WROTE ONE OF MY WORKS  TO THE EDITOR OF THE SUN,BUT THE ONLY OFFER I GOT WAS TO POSE NUDE ON PAGE 3

I ALSO SENT  ONE OF MY WORKS TO THE B B C      AND THEY TOLD ME TO LEARN MY A B C BEFORE THEY COULD PUT ME ON THE B B C ,I SAID B B C  A B C  I TOLD THEM STRAIGHT YOU CANT TREAT ME AS ANOTHER NUMBER


BBC ABC YOU CANT TREAT ME AS ANOTHER NUMBER

DO YOU GET IT,

No

I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD,ITS ONE OF THEM JOKES LIKE THEY TELL ATVTHE EDINBOROUGH FESTIVAL

ITS THE KIND OF JOKE ,FOR THOSE WHO THINK THEIR SPECIAL BECAUSE THEIR IN EDINBOROUGH AND JUST LAUGH BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY SHOULD DO

I'm very happy you've found your caps lock again, Do Wah

IM A CROWD PLEASER ,I DO WHAT THE AUDIENCE WANT,IF I HAD BEEN A BEETLE I WOULD HAVE STILL BEEN WRITING SONGS LIKE SHE LOVES YOU AND PLEASE PLEASE ME, AND TWIST ANC SHOUTV, I WOULDNT HAVE GONE SYCADELLIC

Do wah Diddy    12 Aug 14 11:02 
I WAS GOING TO LEAVE SOME OF MY WORK ON PUBLIC TOILET DOORS ,SO THEY COULD BE SOLD FOR CHARITY BUT THERES NOTHING WORSE THAN SITTING IN A PUBLIC TOILET WITH NO DOOR

I  woz ere !