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Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond (2 slaps)
Davina McCall
Esther Rantzen (for her I'd make an exception and give her a big hard slap)
Any of the Royal family except Princess Anne
Richard Hammond (2 slaps)
Davina McCall
Esther Rantzen (for her I'd make an exception and give her a big hard slap)
Any of the Royal family except Princess Anne
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Ken, I didn't mean in that way, otherwise we'd get millions of replies ... and one or two might include Vanessa Feltz!
And that would be horrible.
And that would be horrible.
ITV football commentators, particularly Clive Tyldesley
shouty
On reflection, I think I would rather give them a good beating.
shouty
On reflection, I think I would rather give them a good beating.
Israelis... French and Germans.... and Argentinians... and Africans and Bangladeshies.
Emitdeb,
that's a lot of slapping. You've missed out Americans
that's a lot of slapping. You've missed out Americans
graham norton
louis spence
julian clary
menelaus
northernlad
I'll list the men later
louis spence
julian clary
menelaus
northernlad
I'll list the men later
Angela Lansbury 
(only when she's Jessica Fletcher so it's not personal)
(only when she's Jessica Fletcher so it's not personal)
I've thought of two more.
Alistair Appleton and Ben Fogle
Who is Alistair Appleton? I hear you ask. He's on Escape to the Country
Alistair Appleton and Ben Fogle
Who is Alistair Appleton? I hear you ask. He's on Escape to the Country
Tommy Sheridan
George Galloway
Might have to stand in a long queue but it would be worth it.
George Galloway
Might have to stand in a long queue but it would be worth it.
Mathew Wright ....queue would stretch the length of Britain
Clive Tyldesley's a good shout. I would slap him and then burn his Man Utd Champions League video from 1999.
I would also like to slap this Italian guy on BBC4 right now.
I would also like to slap this Italian guy on BBC4 right now.
Anneka Rice and Annabel Croft
I'd better not go into detail as I don't want to lose my clean-cut image.
I'd better not go into detail as I don't want to lose my clean-cut image.
Mick "very popular in the weighing room" Fitzgerald.
akabula
akabula 14 Aug 14 22:14 Joined: 13 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 5,205 | Blogger: akabula's blog
Tommy Sheridan
George Galloway
Might have to stand in a long queue but it would be worth it.
I've a strong feeling that squire Sheridan would punch you back a mite harder. AND you'd deserve it.
akabula 14 Aug 14 22:14 Joined: 13 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 5,205 | Blogger: akabula's blog
Tommy Sheridan
George Galloway
Might have to stand in a long queue but it would be worth it.
I've a strong feeling that squire Sheridan would punch you back a mite harder. AND you'd deserve it.
Well Galloway was the boxer so why not him?
Anyways I'd make sure I was way down the line so that when it became my turn neither would have the energy to fight back
Anyways I'd make sure I was way down the line so that when it became my turn neither would have the energy to fight back
kenny mann 16 Aug 14 21:21
This **** on Comedy Central now
Micky Flanagan.
COCKNEYIST
REPORTED
This **** on Comedy Central now
Micky Flanagan.
COCKNEYIST
REPORTED
No punching, kicking, scratching, spitting, hairpulling or pinching.
Just one (or possibly two) slaps - but can be quite hard and stinging, especially most mentioned on here.
OK a kick then ... go to be that smug guy with the NHS glasses on Pointless with all the answers in front of him - Richard something.
and of course Noel Edmonds
Just one (or possibly two) slaps - but can be quite hard and stinging, especially most mentioned on here.
OK a kick then ... go to be that smug guy with the NHS glasses on Pointless with all the answers in front of him - Richard something.
and of course Noel Edmonds
Robert Mugabe
David Lammy
Baroness Warsi
Baroness Scotland
Trevor MacDonald
I'd better shove a white person on the list or northernlad will be seething if he sees it.
Greville Starkey
David Lammy
Baroness Warsi
Baroness Scotland
Trevor MacDonald
I'd better shove a white person on the list or northernlad will be seething if he sees it.
Greville Starkey
"OK a kick then.."
Oh no. I definitely won't be kicking anyone. I'm feeling a bit mean for joining in with this thread
Mr Makybe won't hear a bad word against Ben Fogle since he rowed the Atlantic and to be fair he is a good presenter.
So, too, is Alistair Appleton, he might be on again later
I love Escape to the Country
So, I'll retract their slaps and will just give a teeny tiny one to Jessica Fletcher.
There, I feel much better now
Oh no. I definitely won't be kicking anyone. I'm feeling a bit mean for joining in with this thread
Mr Makybe won't hear a bad word against Ben Fogle since he rowed the Atlantic and to be fair he is a good presenter.
So, too, is Alistair Appleton, he might be on again later
I love Escape to the Country
So, I'll retract their slaps and will just give a teeny tiny one to Jessica Fletcher.
There, I feel much better now
Makybe,
don't be so lily livered. Great Britain didn't become Great because we felt a bit mean if we slapped somebody.
Go on, slap.
But if it's against your religious principles, I'll allow Quakers a little poke ... if you know what I mean.
don't be so lily livered. Great Britain didn't become Great because we felt a bit mean if we slapped somebody.
Go on, slap.
But if it's against your religious principles, I'll allow Quakers a little poke ... if you know what I mean.
mememe probably fkcing lamp her mate , cant stand her
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