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Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond (2 slaps)
Davina McCall
Esther Rantzen (for her I'd make an exception and give her a big hard slap)
Any of the Royal family except Princess Anne
Richard Hammond (2 slaps)
Davina McCall
Esther Rantzen (for her I'd make an exception and give her a big hard slap)
Any of the Royal family except Princess Anne
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Scarlett Johansen (buttocks)
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Ken, I didn't mean in that way, otherwise we'd get millions of replies ... and one or two might include Vanessa Feltz!
And that would be horrible. |
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ITV football commentators, particularly Clive Tyldesley
shouty On reflection, I think I would rather give them a good beating. |
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Israelis... French and Germans.... and Argentinians... and Africans and Bangladeshies.
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Emitdeb,
that's a lot of slapping. You've missed out Americans |
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anneka rice
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deborah meaden
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graham norton
louis spence julian clary menelaus northernlad I'll list the men later |
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Angela Lansbury
 (only when she's Jessica Fletcher so it's not personal) |
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I've thought of two more.
Alistair Appleton and Ben Fogle  Who is Alistair Appleton? I hear you ask. He's on Escape to the Country  |
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Robson Green for that fecking fishing advert.
@TAXI  |
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Morrissey One slap wouldn't be enough though.
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Cilla Black
Matthew Wright |
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I've change my mind, I'd punch Matthew Wright.
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Tommy Sheridan
George Galloway Might have to stand in a long queue but it would be worth it. |
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Mathew Wright ....queue would stretch the length of Britain
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Clive Tyldesley's a good shout. I would slap him and then burn his Man Utd Champions League video from 1999.
I would also like to slap this Italian guy on BBC4 right now. |
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Anneka Rice and Annabel Croft
I'd better not go into detail as I don't want to lose my clean-cut image.  |
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That twonk that introduces 'Grand Designs'
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The Carr brothers. Alan and some other one.
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Michael Mcintyre (nap)
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Mick "very popular in the weighing room" Fitzgerald.
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akabula
akabula 14 Aug 14 22:14 Joined: 13 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 5,205 | Blogger: akabula's blog Tommy Sheridan George Galloway Might have to stand in a long queue but it would be worth it. I've a strong feeling that squire Sheridan would punch you back a mite harder. AND you'd deserve it.  |
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Well Galloway was the boxer so why not him?
Anyways I'd make sure I was way down the line so that when it became my turn neither would have the energy to fight back |
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This **** on Comedy Central now
Micky Flanagan. |
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ed milliband
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kenny mann 16 Aug 14 21:21
This **** on Comedy Central now Micky Flanagan. COCKNEYIST REPORTED |
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No punching, kicking, scratching, spitting, hairpulling or pinching.
Just one (or possibly two) slaps - but can be quite hard and stinging, especially most mentioned on here. OK a kick then ... go to be that smug guy with the NHS glasses on Pointless with all the answers in front of him - Richard something. and of course Noel Edmonds |
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Roy Castle
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Daniel O'Donnell
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Robert Mugabe
David Lammy Baroness Warsi Baroness Scotland Trevor MacDonald I'd better shove a white person on the list or northernlad will be seething if he sees it. Greville Starkey |
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"OK a kick then.."
Oh no. I definitely won't be kicking anyone. I'm feeling a bit mean for joining in with this thread  Mr Makybe won't hear a bad word against Ben Fogle since he rowed the Atlantic and to be fair he is a good presenter. So, too, is Alistair Appleton, he might be on again later  I love Escape to the Country  So, I'll retract their slaps and will just give a teeny tiny one to Jessica Fletcher. There, I feel much better now |
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Makybe,
don't be so lily livered. Great Britain didn't become Great because we felt a bit mean if we slapped somebody. Go on, slap. But if it's against your religious principles, I'll allow Quakers a little poke ... if you know what I mean. |
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my neighbour.
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Fiz from corrie
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Chaser ...
slap or poke? |
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and Davina 'I'm genuine' McCall, sickly bitch
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