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By:
doantwin2easy
When: 09 Aug 14 21:48
my 3 year old puts me right all the time. Me earlier - "Two things that plants need to grow, water and sunlight" Her - Don't forget plant seed daddy.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 10 Aug 14 01:46
'Scruffy bastards, won't last 5 minutes.' - My dads view of the Rolling Stones.



'What a bunch of tuneless fackers.' - My uncle Jack after turning down the chance to manage Slade when they were a skinhead group.
By:
Eeternaloptimist
When: 10 Aug 14 01:59
Are you kidding Bandit? Those were different times. First time I saw a girl naked I was flummoxed that I couldn't find any staples anywhere.
By:
thebandit
When: 10 Aug 14 16:04
Nope, Dad was not a fan obviously. Besides the staples were on the v****a in my day...!!!
By:
FOYLESWAR
When: 10 Aug 14 18:15
my missus frequently says "i know for a fact you have probably been down the pub "
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MC560 dn
When: 10 Aug 14 18:15
My sister, who sometimes isnt the brightest, was getting annoyed as I was taking the p1ss out of something stupid she'd said, came back with the reply,

" Well someone like you would understand would you with your mentability"!

" My what sorry?"!
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MC560 dn
When: 10 Aug 14 18:16
My Mum walked into the room half an hour into the 2001 FA cup final between Liverpool and Arsenal

"Have Leeds scored yet"?

"Er not yet Mum, no".
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MC Roller
When: 11 Aug 14 20:00
My uncle got rid of his girlfriend from yorkshire. One night, she started yelling we've won lottery, we've won lottery. He said how much, she replied no, i won the raffle, we've won a dog called lottie, ray.
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Pre-Fat-Low-Fat-Foods
When: 11 Aug 14 21:58
Being called an "ugly prick" by my identical twin brother Sad
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Hank Hill
When: 11 Aug 14 22:17
Laugh
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