People you thought were dead but are not

Surely if you think a person's dead you won't post

google it smark ass

Glynis Johns 90 and Sally Ann Howes 84

lord lucan

the old woman next door. not heard a peep out of her for months. turns out shes not dead cos i saw an ambulance take her away today with an oxygen mask on.

Care in the Community eh Bob, well done mate.....................

I thought Elvis was dead but reports are out that he was seen at the Huddersfield v Newcastle game tonight.and he was wearing his blue shoes .

Elvis isn't dead, cos I heard him on the radio.

I am sure I heard that he works in our local Chop Shop

2pac.

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

fred dinage

Stan Mellor

Christopher Plummer

The king

Let me get this straight Howdi, old chum. You're suggesting that Nick googles everybody who he thinks is dead, on the off-chance he is mistaken?

Last time I looked Rachel "Bunny" Lowe Lambert Lloyd Mellon was alive and kicking but I just checked and she is now dead.  103 a good innings

batman

Jimmy Savile. They never stop talking about him on TV and Radio.

I've been doing it since yesterday afternoon, Desmond, and still haven't come up with anyone who's alive and I'm running out of names.