i need a business idea

I will have a think about it.

Something to keep all your remote controls together.

We have 4 but I can usually only find one.

Don't you read Brassneck's threads?

i was thinking about that yesterday. it is a right pain in the arse, i was in bed last night and kept trying to use the fan remote on the tv. and the tv remote on the blu ray player.

but theres no obvious solution is there? it would have to be a radical change in how things are made. i dont think people want to put remotes in one thing, would be too fiddly. and the universal remotes are always rubbish. voice activated controls probably arent the answer either, who could be arsed to talk to their gadgets all the time??

Devise a betting system and sell it on ebay

Something to keep all your remote controls together.

Have you never heard of an all in one remote which controls everything from your tv, hi-fi, dvd, sky box, vhs and even your hair dryer?

.... if not an elastic band.

Why not open a Pizza shop and don't do BOGOF thereby halving the price of pizzas for single people who aren't fat gluttons.

I just bought a Pizza and had to have a free Kebab to justify the £9 price tag. Eaten the Kebab and half the Pizza, the rest chilling in the Fridge.

Much rather have just paid £5 for the Pizza.

hmm. true but youre really paying for the staff, electricity and maybe delivery too. 2 pizzas probably only cost about a quid more to make than 1 does.

i built my own pc a few months ago, but i dont think theres much trade in custom built pc's is there? most people just buy the one that looks shiniest and has the poshest brand name.

ive often thought all the laptops out there could be improved upon, but the logistics of starting up a new brand would probably be a nightmare.
obviously the cost would be a lot per unit cos you arent manufacturing much yourself, pretty much just the casing, and unlike the big names wouldnt be buying them in huge numbers. no idea about licensing issues either, presumably to use stuff like samsung hard drives and intel chips you have to actually get a license to do that.

Francome...........asked in a magazine article about what business advice he would give suggested, buy a chip shop, he'd bought two dirt cheap and made 2 grand a week off each of them.

remote control lawn mower(like a childs toy car that reverses when it gets stuck)so I can watch the racing and cut the grass at the same time.

Male Escort.

No ex's and paid for bonking.

Chip shop is a great answer. Just traditional though, no other stuff like kebabs etc.

By the way sideshow don't forget to send me a cheque when you make a million with my idea.

The traditional chippies that sell good stuff are always packed.

I also heard from a bloke in Lancashire that they don`t have any over there, just the kebab type places and all that stuff that sell fish & chips.

And all the football clubs will but a couple each to start you off.

but =buy

use electromagnets to transport people ...

let's say a person is enclosed in a capsule in a large tube ... the capsule is drawn to the other end of the tube where they arrive at the 2026 Commonwealth games in Slough.

You will need lots of these tubes in different parts of the country and large safes to store the Wonga.

Babysitting

Bumped into a dog walker the other day.

Francome changed his name to Eric Pickles ... the rest is history.

Genuine question assuming you enjoy betting why not just knuckle down and concentrate on that?

Sausages made from venison are all the rage

Aug 4, 2014 -- 9:23PM, seaview wrote:

Male Escort.No ex's and paid for bonking.

give over, i cant even give it away these days. lucky if i can raise a walnut whip.

Emden.

But they are too dear.

Aug 4, 2014 -- 9:50PM, Shanelee1966 wrote:

Bumped into a dog walker the other day.

how did you know it was a dog walker and not umm somebody walking their dog?

i want summat inspirational. an idea even duncan ballet-time would get excited about. but i cant think of bugger all.

Emden.

But they are too dear

make them out of hoss meat, pass them off as venison

She has different dogs, I noticed the other month and got chatting outside the graveyard where I go.

Think Emden

Recruitment agency Bob, recruitment agency.

how easy/eggspensive is it to set up a lettings agency?

Go round boot sales picking up CD's for 50p or less if buying in bulk.

Use the Internet to establish contact with suitable business partner in Africa then become their supplier.

Thank me later.

I`ve a friend in Nigeria who is very wealthy.

id love to make a movie. but no idea how to do it. ya know, a local type one. not proper actors, just cast total unknowns. i reckon i could come up with a good story and find some really funny characters, but i know nothing about film making/directing/production any of it. not a frickin scooby. and i dont fancy doing a 2 year uni course in it.

So go for it.What have you got to lose?

No formal training could make it a masterpiece.

making a local movie with unknowns is easy to do - I made one in wolverhampton town centre a few years ago.

it could but id want it to be polished enough to show at festivals etc, no idea about the technical aspects of it all. lighting, sound, editting. all kindsa stuff must go into it. the only thing id have any confidence in is writing a story and casting. i see great characters all the time who are much more interesting than the stiffs you get in mainstream movies these days.

modern artist.

If you can make people believe you are genius and your on a higher plain to other mere human beings, you can sell them any sht you like. The great thing about this theory the more they pay for stuff the more you can tell them they alone get what your trying to say.

eh??

say that all again, but this time pretend im an idiot.

why pretend?

a designer label would be interesting.

get some sweatshops in uzbongostan to make handbags and jackets for 50p each, call em summat poncy like helena's kitchen, new york. an flog em for 500 quid a chuck!

do i gots a plan?

saw a squirrel in half, encase it in glass, put on an exhibition, call it art

Squart

Let's try and narrow it down a bit. You want something that is easy. You want something that won't cost you very much. You appear to have no marketing experience. Also, your drive and enthusiasm for your selected product is such that you want somebody else go think of the idea for you. Hmmm, this could be a tricky one.

So, basically, you were sat on the toilet having a dump whilst mulling over your potential future.
That's the answer!! Invent a knacker-scratcher for those quiet 'men moments'. As a basis for an idea, it could look something like a back-scratcher...but with the little scratty tines on the other side. Oooh, I can feel the ecstasy now!

lol. well i have some business experience. in computers and software. but no ive never worked in marketing, retail or anything else like that.

You could try and enter the apprentice. And if she enjoys it she might give you some business tips.

You might want to brush up on your 'people skills' as well! 

Somehow get to know Jordan, shag it a couple of times (you may need a paper bag for this part of the procedure), breakup, and then write a  a book about it, and retire on the proceeds.

It is not the idea that makes the money it is you.

Nothing works unless you do.

bottle some snake oil
and market it as
the ebola immunity potion

billionaire is a few weeks

Start a betting exchange. Charge just three quarters of a percent commission, thereby undercutting betfair, daq and matchbook in one foul swoop. Tell all your mates on here and persuade them to be your first customers. That'll give you some liquidity and build it from there.

Teach people to spell One Fell Swoop

^^^^ lol. He doesn't need to now Joel, you've just taught me for free.

Lunar mining, there's gold in them thar moons. It's not exactly rocket science.

Open up an electronic ciggy shop/stall/online business

a bidet that also licks your balls

buy a burger van, vege van, curry van, hog roast van and spend 8 months of the years at music festivals... very lucrative and fanny a plenty.... you can get hard up hippies to work for next to nothing....

Pad out a couple of fifty pound notes with a load of newsprint and become a dragon on Dragon's Den.

£1,000 a week off the BBC for sitting on an armchair for a few hours.