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By:
no moves
When: 04 Aug 14 23:09
modern artist.

If you can make people believe you are genius and your on a higher plain to other mere human beings, you can sell them any sht you like. The great thing about this theory the more they pay for stuff the more you can tell them they alone get what your trying to say.
By:
sideshowbob
When: 04 Aug 14 23:10
eh?? Plain

say that all again, but this time pretend im an idiot. Plain
By:
elise
When: 04 Aug 14 23:12
why pretend?
By:
sideshowbob
When: 04 Aug 14 23:13
a designer label would be interesting.

get some sweatshops in uzbongostan to make handbags and jackets for 50p each, call em summat poncy like helena's kitchen, new york. an flog em for 500 quid a chuck!

do i gots a plan? Cool
By:
Emden
When: 04 Aug 14 23:14
saw a squirrel in half, encase it in glass, put on an exhibition, call it art
By:
Angel Gabrial
When: 04 Aug 14 23:18
Squart
By:
naydam
When: 04 Aug 14 23:18
Let's try and narrow it down a bit. You want something that is easy. You want something that won't cost you very much. You appear to have no marketing experience. Also, your drive and enthusiasm for your selected product is such that you want somebody else go think of the idea for you. Hmmm, this could be a tricky one.

So, basically, you were sat on the toilet having a dump whilst mulling over your potential future.
That's the answer!! Invent a knacker-scratcher for those quiet 'men moments'. As a basis for an idea, it could look something like a back-scratcher...but with the little scratty tines on the other side. Oooh, I can feel the ecstasy now! Blush
By:
sideshowbob
When: 04 Aug 14 23:21
lol. well i have some business experience. in computers and software. but no ive never worked in marketing, retail or anything else like that.
By:
Crisp77
When: 04 Aug 14 23:39
You could try and enter the apprentice. And if she enjoys it she might give you some business tips.
By:
naydam
When: 04 Aug 14 23:50
You might want to brush up on your 'people skills' as well!  LaughLaughLaugh
By:
no moves
When: 04 Aug 14 23:54
Somehow get to know Jordan, shag it a couple of times (you may need a paper bag for this part of the procedure), breakup, and then write a  a book about it, and retire on the proceeds.
By:
bix
When: 05 Aug 14 08:06
It is not the idea that makes the money it is you.

Nothing works unless you do.
By:
ExtremeX
When: 05 Aug 14 09:10
bottle some snake oil
and market it as
the ebola immunity potion

billionaire is a few weeks
By:
dizzydavid1
When: 05 Aug 14 09:41
Start a betting exchange. Charge just three quarters of a percent commission, thereby undercutting betfair, daq and matchbook in one foul swoop. Tell all your mates on here and persuade them to be your first customers. That'll give you some liquidity and build it from there.
By:
Joel
When: 05 Aug 14 09:49
Teach people to spell One Fell Swoop
By:
dizzydavid1
When: 05 Aug 14 09:56
^^^^ lol. He doesn't need to now Joel, you've just taught me for free.
By:
Ken Masters
When: 05 Aug 14 10:10
Lunar mining, there's gold in them thar moons. It's not exactly rocket science.
By:
Stow_judge
When: 05 Aug 14 13:37
Open up an electronic ciggy shop/stall/online business
By:
erse2
When: 05 Aug 14 14:14
a bidet that also licks your balls
By:
Ampleforth
When: 05 Aug 14 14:59
buy a burger van, vege van, curry van, hog roast van and spend 8 months of the years at music festivals... very lucrative and fanny a plenty.... you can get hard up hippies to work for next to nothing....
By:
Ramruma
When: 05 Aug 14 15:22
Pad out a couple of fifty pound notes with a load of newsprint and become a dragon on Dragon's Den.

£1,000 a week off the BBC for sitting on an armchair for a few hours.
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