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Clarky9
25 Jul 14 23:22
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If they gave you the following options:

1. Firing Squad
2. Electric Chair
3. Hanging
4. Lethal Injection
5. Gas Chamber

This is the order I'd choose btw...
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Report Akak • July 25, 2014 11:28 PM BST
Gas chamber.   Hellium or Argon   brain dead within 10 seconds.
Report sofiakenny • July 25, 2014 11:32 PM BST
death by pu ssay.Excited
Report doantwin2easy • July 25, 2014 11:34 PM BST
an evening with Dianne Abbott
Report ebulGery • July 25, 2014 11:39 PM BST
Firing Squad
Report ebulGery • July 25, 2014 11:40 PM BST
I regard that as inhuman donLaughtwinto easy
Report FlowerMyth • July 25, 2014 11:47 PM BST
You're all only picking firing squad because it is the coolest. A last ciggy, standing in the cold before they tie you to the post. A chance to say something witty or subversive before 'Fire'. I mean who wants to die wearing a nappy with a tin bowl on yer head, with one leg strapped to the national grid. Firing squad for me too.
Report call me a taxi • July 25, 2014 11:52 PM BST
death by orgasm
Report sofiakenny • July 25, 2014 11:54 PM BST
these firing squad chaps..they seem to aim for the chest area...would the head not be a quicker result?
Report ebulGery • July 25, 2014 11:57 PM BST
probably sofia...but not such a large target, best to aim for the heart
they do not always kill...sometimes the job has to be finished with a bullet to the back of the head

seems the right sort of punishment for a man somehow, some dignity, especially if you can go out on a witty last line
Report ebulGery • July 25, 2014 11:58 PM BST
or a line of defiance
Report ebulGery • July 26, 2014 12:13 AM BST
I think the quickest, simplest and least painful system of execution
is what the Russians use.....a bullet to the back of head, if it is correctly aimed

I do not like this lethal injection stuff, I do not why we are using it,
especially as we have problems getting it right
Report Eeternaloptimist • July 26, 2014 12:17 AM BST
I'd like to be sucked dry of all my juices. Not by a geezer though and fatties needn't apply either.
Report CLYDEBANK29 • July 26, 2014 12:22 AM BST
death by orgasm

That is how every copulating praying mantis meets his end.  At least they die with a smile on their face.
Report sofiakenny • July 26, 2014 12:36 AM BST
there are a few females on this planet that I can honestly say that I would not stop she  AGGIN until either death or total collapse.Mischief
Report The Leopard • July 26, 2014 12:43 AM BST
This is not Susan Boyle again?
Report sofiakenny • July 26, 2014 12:44 AM BST
lepard you are a man of taste..
Report CLYDEBANK29 • July 26, 2014 12:47 AM BST
It's a good job men are physically bigger and stronger than women.  You only have to take a look at the future of the male praying mantis to realise that.  Once she gets what she wants off him she finishes him off.
Report The Leopard • July 26, 2014 12:54 AM BST
Women like to keep us around as they need 18 years of cash to look after their kids.
Report sofiakenny • July 26, 2014 12:55 AM BST
clyde..frantically trying to get a bet on Irmatov to ref the next  w/c final.Laugh
Report CLYDEBANK29 • July 26, 2014 1:00 AM BST
Thanks for reminding me.Cry
Report CLYDEBANK29 • July 26, 2014 1:02 AM BST
Bloody Argentines.  First they oppose Irmatov getting the gig, then they announce on National Radio that the wrong person is reffing the final.
Report Make my hay • July 26, 2014 1:30 AM BST
Nigella Lawson to sit on my face and  suffocate me.
Report Burton-Brewers • July 26, 2014 12:38 PM BST
electric chair and whipped at the same time please
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • July 26, 2014 1:02 PM BST
Madame Guillotine for me. Always seemed very efficient and slightly glamorous.
Report sideshowbob • July 26, 2014 1:08 PM BST
crushed by the stay puft marshmallow man
Report Thin and Crispy • July 26, 2014 1:44 PM BST
Have a charcoal barbecue in a tent.  Last super of spare ribs then fall asleep from the CO2 fumes.
Report PatraTheCat • July 26, 2014 2:21 PM BST
1. Lethal Injection
2. Firing Squad
3. Gas Chamber*
4. Hanging
5. Electric Chair

*Assuming it's not too bad a gas.
Report flushgordon1 • July 26, 2014 4:51 PM BST
Chocolate for me.
Report Aunty Post • July 26, 2014 8:33 PM BST
I can't see why they can't anesthetise  the person first, and then administer whatever procedure is most reliable!
Report Barry Conway • July 26, 2014 8:40 PM BST
As an Historian, I've always taken a shine to Scaphism.
Report johnizere • July 26, 2014 8:57 PM BST
You might get a buzz out of that one, Barry....
Report dewey • July 26, 2014 9:02 PM BST
I'm not likely to - but for anyone that does - quickly as possible please. (Adios sumbag).
Report dewey • July 26, 2014 9:02 PM BST
*scumbag - obviously.
Report man of many moods • July 27, 2014 11:02 AM BST
Report Aunty Post • July 27, 2014 1:01 PM BST
Death of a thousand cuts would be ok, as long as you were allowed to keep count, to make sure they didn't overdo it.
Report mange • July 27, 2014 1:03 PM BST
pleasing thread
Report akabula • July 27, 2014 9:14 PM BST
What goes through peoples minds eh. What a thread. Must be a fair percentage of people in the UK with mental issues. Laugh
Report Burton-Brewers • July 27, 2014 9:20 PM BST
my pet turnip says you are barking
Report akabula • July 27, 2014 9:25 PM BST
My pet Haggis will have your pet turnip if you ever turn up in Scotland. Be wary, be very wary. Vicious wee b*****d is my Haggis.
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