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Gas chamber. Hellium or Argon brain dead within 10 seconds.
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death by pu ssay.
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an evening with Dianne Abbott
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Firing Squad
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I regard that as inhuman don
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You're all only picking firing squad because it is the coolest. A last ciggy, standing in the cold before they tie you to the post. A chance to say something witty or subversive before 'Fire'. I mean who wants to die wearing a nappy with a tin bowl on yer head, with one leg strapped to the national grid. Firing squad for me too.
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death by orgasm
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these firing squad chaps..they seem to aim for the chest area...would the head not be a quicker result?
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probably sofia...but not such a large target, best to aim for the heart
they do not always kill...sometimes the job has to be finished with a bullet to the back of the head seems the right sort of punishment for a man somehow, some dignity, especially if you can go out on a witty last line |
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or a line of defiance
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I think the quickest, simplest and least painful system of execution
is what the Russians use.....a bullet to the back of head, if it is correctly aimed I do not like this lethal injection stuff, I do not why we are using it, especially as we have problems getting it right |
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I'd like to be sucked dry of all my juices. Not by a geezer though and fatties needn't apply either.
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death by orgasm
That is how every copulating praying mantis meets his end. At least they die with a smile on their face. |
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there are a few females on this planet that I can honestly say that I would not stop she AGGIN until either death or total collapse.
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This is not Susan Boyle again?
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lepard you are a man of taste..
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It's a good job men are physically bigger and stronger than women. You only have to take a look at the future of the male praying mantis to realise that. Once she gets what she wants off him she finishes him off.
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Women like to keep us around as they need 18 years of cash to look after their kids.
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clyde..frantically trying to get a bet on Irmatov to ref the next w/c final.
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Thanks for reminding me.
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Bloody Argentines. First they oppose Irmatov getting the gig, then they announce on National Radio that the wrong person is reffing the final.
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Nigella Lawson to sit on my face and suffocate me.
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electric chair and whipped at the same time please
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Madame Guillotine for me. Always seemed very efficient and slightly glamorous.
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crushed by the stay puft marshmallow man
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Have a charcoal barbecue in a tent. Last super of spare ribs then fall asleep from the CO2 fumes.
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1. Lethal Injection
2. Firing Squad 3. Gas Chamber* 4. Hanging 5. Electric Chair *Assuming it's not too bad a gas. |
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Chocolate for me.
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I can't see why they can't anesthetise the person first, and then administer whatever procedure is most reliable!
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As an Historian, I've always taken a shine to Scaphism.
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You might get a buzz out of that one, Barry....
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I'm not likely to - but for anyone that does - quickly as possible please. (Adios sumbag).
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*scumbag - obviously.
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Death of a thousand cuts would be ok, as long as you were allowed to keep count, to make sure they didn't overdo it.
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pleasing thread
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What goes through peoples minds eh. What a thread. Must be a fair percentage of people in the UK with mental issues.
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my pet turnip says you are barking
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My pet Haggis will have your pet turnip if you ever turn up in Scotland. Be wary, be very wary. Vicious wee b*****d is my Haggis.
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