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Clarky9
25 Jul 14 23:22
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If they gave you the following options:

1. Firing Squad
2. Electric Chair
3. Hanging
4. Lethal Injection
5. Gas Chamber

This is the order I'd choose btw...

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By:
Akak
When: 25 Jul 14 23:28
Gas chamber.   Hellium or Argon   brain dead within 10 seconds.
By:
sofiakenny
When: 25 Jul 14 23:32
death by pu ssay.Excited
By:
doantwin2easy
When: 25 Jul 14 23:34
an evening with Dianne Abbott
By:
ebulGery
When: 25 Jul 14 23:39
Firing Squad
By:
ebulGery
When: 25 Jul 14 23:40
I regard that as inhuman donLaughtwinto easy
By:
FlowerMyth
When: 25 Jul 14 23:47
You're all only picking firing squad because it is the coolest. A last ciggy, standing in the cold before they tie you to the post. A chance to say something witty or subversive before 'Fire'. I mean who wants to die wearing a nappy with a tin bowl on yer head, with one leg strapped to the national grid. Firing squad for me too.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 25 Jul 14 23:52
death by orgasm
By:
sofiakenny
When: 25 Jul 14 23:54
these firing squad chaps..they seem to aim for the chest area...would the head not be a quicker result?
By:
ebulGery
When: 25 Jul 14 23:57
probably sofia...but not such a large target, best to aim for the heart
they do not always kill...sometimes the job has to be finished with a bullet to the back of the head

seems the right sort of punishment for a man somehow, some dignity, especially if you can go out on a witty last line
By:
ebulGery
When: 25 Jul 14 23:58
or a line of defiance
By:
ebulGery
When: 26 Jul 14 00:13
I think the quickest, simplest and least painful system of execution
is what the Russians use.....a bullet to the back of head, if it is correctly aimed

I do not like this lethal injection stuff, I do not why we are using it,
especially as we have problems getting it right
By:
Eeternaloptimist
When: 26 Jul 14 00:17
I'd like to be sucked dry of all my juices. Not by a geezer though and fatties needn't apply either.
By:
CLYDEBANK29
When: 26 Jul 14 00:22
death by orgasm

That is how every copulating praying mantis meets his end.  At least they die with a smile on their face.
By:
sofiakenny
When: 26 Jul 14 00:36
there are a few females on this planet that I can honestly say that I would not stop she  AGGIN until either death or total collapse.Mischief
By:
The Leopard
When: 26 Jul 14 00:43
This is not Susan Boyle again?
By:
sofiakenny
When: 26 Jul 14 00:44
lepard you are a man of taste..
By:
CLYDEBANK29
When: 26 Jul 14 00:47
It's a good job men are physically bigger and stronger than women.  You only have to take a look at the future of the male praying mantis to realise that.  Once she gets what she wants off him she finishes him off.
By:
The Leopard
When: 26 Jul 14 00:54
Women like to keep us around as they need 18 years of cash to look after their kids.
By:
sofiakenny
When: 26 Jul 14 00:55
clyde..frantically trying to get a bet on Irmatov to ref the next  w/c final.Laugh
By:
CLYDEBANK29
When: 26 Jul 14 01:00
Thanks for reminding me.Cry
By:
CLYDEBANK29
When: 26 Jul 14 01:02
Bloody Argentines.  First they oppose Irmatov getting the gig, then they announce on National Radio that the wrong person is reffing the final.
By:
Make my hay
When: 26 Jul 14 01:30
Nigella Lawson to sit on my face and  suffocate me.
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 26 Jul 14 12:38
electric chair and whipped at the same time please
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 26 Jul 14 13:02
Madame Guillotine for me. Always seemed very efficient and slightly glamorous.
By:
sideshowbob
When: 26 Jul 14 13:08
crushed by the stay puft marshmallow man
By:
Thin and Crispy
When: 26 Jul 14 13:44
Have a charcoal barbecue in a tent.  Last super of spare ribs then fall asleep from the CO2 fumes.
By:
PatraTheCat
When: 26 Jul 14 14:21
1. Lethal Injection
2. Firing Squad
3. Gas Chamber*
4. Hanging
5. Electric Chair

*Assuming it's not too bad a gas.
By:
flushgordon1
When: 26 Jul 14 16:51
Chocolate for me.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 26 Jul 14 20:33
I can't see why they can't anesthetise  the person first, and then administer whatever procedure is most reliable!
By:
Barry Conway
When: 26 Jul 14 20:40
As an Historian, I've always taken a shine to Scaphism.
By:
johnizere
When: 26 Jul 14 20:57
You might get a buzz out of that one, Barry....
By:
dewey
When: 26 Jul 14 21:02
I'm not likely to - but for anyone that does - quickly as possible please. (Adios sumbag).
By:
dewey
When: 26 Jul 14 21:02
*scumbag - obviously.
By:
man of many moods
When: 27 Jul 14 11:02
By:
Aunty Post
When: 27 Jul 14 13:01
Death of a thousand cuts would be ok, as long as you were allowed to keep count, to make sure they didn't overdo it.
By:
mange
When: 27 Jul 14 13:03
pleasing thread
By:
akabula
When: 27 Jul 14 21:14
What goes through peoples minds eh. What a thread. Must be a fair percentage of people in the UK with mental issues. Laugh
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 27 Jul 14 21:20
my pet turnip says you are barking
By:
akabula
When: 27 Jul 14 21:25
My pet Haggis will have your pet turnip if you ever turn up in Scotland. Be wary, be very wary. Vicious wee b*****d is my Haggis.
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