feel sorry for those not realising and just think ohhh lets go to brighton for a day out.

A few years ago i went on holiday with my bro to vegas and new york.

Got to the hotel in the middle of manhattan and when we got to the room it was just a double bed. So phoned the reception and said we ordered a twin room. As the hotel was full they said they could bring up a camp bed and change our room the next day. So that night (saturday) we had a drink then jumped in a taxi and told the driver to take us somewhere lively with bars and clubs etc. Anyway he dropped us of and went on a bit of a pub/bar crawl. Anyway i thought all the bars where a bit strange (like the homer simpson episode when he is in a gay bar), after about the 4th pub i said to my bro why do all these bars have rainbow flags outside? He said ohhh it means its a gay bar! I said why are we drinking here, he said well they all have them so there's nowhere else to go and they still serve beer!

Got back in a taxi straight away and was drinking in the hotel bar before midnight on a sat night in new york!

Following day walking up 5th avenue there is this big parade going on, blokes doing village people impersanations and women with boobs hanging out but not appealing at all. So i asked someone casually walking along the pavement whats going on.

"Ohhh its gay weekend this weekend"

Everyone must have thought we where gay! Cheeky yanks.

Roger

I did not say we should make a law against being offended...although I have noticed gays are pushing for
laws against people saying things that offend them

The reality is people do get offended, as much as some people live gay lives

Nobody can change reality

I just expressed my own feelings honestly, and slightly facetiously

Anyway I wont be joining the march at those prices, inflation terrible

and of course I am well known for my homophobia on here

oh well

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/sex-actually-quite-strange-2014072288787

SEXUAL intercourse is probably the weirdest thing you will ever do, according to experts.


Researchers into human sexual behaviour have concluded that intercourse is almost too odd to contemplate.

Dr Tom Logan said: “Picture yourself naked and grunting, on top of another person who is making a funny face.

“The stuff you’re saying to each other isn’t even proper sentences, often it’s just swearing.

“The idea is that it is the ultimate expression of love, yet it’s the repetitive interaction of organs used for going to the toilet.

“It’s like something a drug-addicted surrealist painter would come up with.

“Surely a better way to show someone you really like them would be getting them membership to the RSPB or buying them a watch.”

23-year-old Nikki Hollis said: “When you think about what sex actually involves, it’s all very frightening and undignified.

“Luckily I read women’s magazines, so I am ashamed of my naked body, while my boyfriend is addicted to internet porn, so it’s not really a problem.”