ive got a faulty kit kat

got confused between a chocolate finger and a kitkat and fell betwixt the two

All chocolate is way-far to good for you Bob.

Anyone tried the nectarines from Marks?

There are four in a pack.

Why are they are faulty too?

Oh no, the opposite, well mine were. The best I`ve ever tasted.

I took two to work today, gave the girl in accounts one.

chocolate nectarines?

I got some from  waitrose the other day, there was about 7 in a pack reduced to .99p from £2, which was nice.

Well, we have toffee apples so why not.

hasnt everybody?

They were a bit hard though, not quite ripe.

The fruit (inside) is lighter than normal.

I received some strawberries in return

White flesh nectarines they`re called.

She also had some raspberries but wanted to save those for tomorrow.

I started growing my own raspberries this year, they're  gorgeous.

I've had one of those kit-kats before, they're fairly disappointing. You should have a neighbour check on you now and again in case you don't recover from it.

My old neighbour grew them, they came through onto my side, had many a plate full.

Lovely.

Since it's solid chocolate, there is less chance it will break when you insert it into your BF, as you do of an evening, so I thought you would of been rather pleased by your discovery............

if i did have a bf, i defo wouldnt waste chocolate on him. id tell him to use a butt plug like normal people do.

Can we get back to nectarines

GEESUSS, does your boyfriend like the 4-fingered ones?

wtf is a nectarine? is it like a peach? or an orange? i dont really know fruit. im half scottish. not really, i just said that for comedic purposes.