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07 Jul 14
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Our dog lies on the sofa and stares into space.
I often wonder what she's thinking about.
In the garden she will only bark at and chase pigeons.
All the others, blackbirds, thrushes, sparrows, our resident robin, and even doves, are completely ignored.
Why?
She knows when Mrs CMAT is going to take her for a walk, five minutes before it's going to happen, even before Mrs CMAT gets her coat or lead out.
It's never the same times each day, so how does she know?
When she's upstairs in this room with me, she can hear, but can't see, cars, but only goes downstairs when Mrs CMAT is coming down the road in her car, before she's even at the end of the road. The woman two houses away on the other side of the road has the same model car, but the dog never goes downstairs when she comes down the road.
Are her lug'oles tuned to Mrs CMATs engine?
When walking along with Mrs CMAT she ignores cars, unless she hears the father-in-laws car come along the road behind her, then without turning round, she'll stop and sit on the kerb, because she knows he'll stop, get out of his car and stroke her. We don't get many cars down our road, but she has never sat down for the wrong car.
I'm convinced she can count to 10.
She dives under the duvet in the mornings, and it moves like the ground does in the film 'Tremors'.
I started to say to her 'You've got up to 10 to stop moving.' and it usdd to last up to 20 seconds until she settled down.
Now, a few weeks later, no matter where she is under the duvet, and it's still moving, when I get to 10, she stops moving immediately and lies down.
All this puzzles me as it's the first dog we've ever owned.
I often wonder what she's thinking about.
In the garden she will only bark at and chase pigeons.
All the others, blackbirds, thrushes, sparrows, our resident robin, and even doves, are completely ignored.
Why?
She knows when Mrs CMAT is going to take her for a walk, five minutes before it's going to happen, even before Mrs CMAT gets her coat or lead out.
It's never the same times each day, so how does she know?
When she's upstairs in this room with me, she can hear, but can't see, cars, but only goes downstairs when Mrs CMAT is coming down the road in her car, before she's even at the end of the road. The woman two houses away on the other side of the road has the same model car, but the dog never goes downstairs when she comes down the road.
Are her lug'oles tuned to Mrs CMATs engine?
When walking along with Mrs CMAT she ignores cars, unless she hears the father-in-laws car come along the road behind her, then without turning round, she'll stop and sit on the kerb, because she knows he'll stop, get out of his car and stroke her. We don't get many cars down our road, but she has never sat down for the wrong car.
I'm convinced she can count to 10.
She dives under the duvet in the mornings, and it moves like the ground does in the film 'Tremors'.
I started to say to her 'You've got up to 10 to stop moving.' and it usdd to last up to 20 seconds until she settled down.
Now, a few weeks later, no matter where she is under the duvet, and it's still moving, when I get to 10, she stops moving immediately and lies down.
All this puzzles me as it's the first dog we've ever owned.
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The dog is on the sofa and in the bed? It is a dog. It operates best as a dog. It is happiest as a dog.
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Sixth sense, for me
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How does she smell?
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why are my dogs wimps? the chickens beat them up
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My dog can be very badly behaved. She once fouled the carpet. I kicked her up the arse and she made a bolt for the door.
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If they are so clever why does a greyhound chase a fake hare over and over that it can never catch ?
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Dog wants to know when your going to paint the fcking celing..............
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They observe your every move. Watch them watching you.
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They do indeed Shane, my dog is a smart cookie. He doesn't miss a trick.
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Multley is pawing the keys on my laptop as I type.
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All my dog wants is cuddles and food, hes like a little baby. If a stranger comes into the house he headbutts them.
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I`d love to know what he`s trying to say
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Mine is a softie. If the window cleaner comes round he goes mental and wants to kill him
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He`s been sat in front of the fridge just staring at it because we have half of yesterday`s chicken left in it.
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Only a matter of time before they take over.
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In Dulwich Park my muttley is a babe magnet, he does much better than me anyway which isn't saying a great deal though to be fair.
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I know exactly what you mean. I even get young women talking to me, without Mutley they wouldn`t even glance my way
Ahhh, he`s beautiful, ahhh, what is he |
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I don't have that problem as mine wear braces and Doc Martins
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I've often wondered why my dog humps my lower leg when my schlong is only a matter of inches away
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A skin head dog
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I never even bought him Shane I got lumbered with him, my niece got him as a pup and her partner was allergic to dogs so she said can I look after him for awhile. Two years later he is running the house
He's a greedy beggar though, he even eats olives and loves cabbage. |
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one of ours likes roast parsnips and French beans
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An awful lot of poofy dogs on dis ere fred...
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Mine is the opposite in terms of cars. Mine goes mad everytime she hears one the same as my missus'!
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I've always had dogs B-B but usually greyhounds, the house is never the same without one.
Mine is a Pomeranian  He has got papers and everything though. |
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Like I said, I got lumbered with the critter.
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Mine eats flies and spiders slippy
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Come on then, I've fessed up to having the gayest breed ever, what have you all got?
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At last, a proper doggie.
Mine eats moles, birds, anything he can catch tbh.. |
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2 staff bull terriers
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Mine is a Jackadoodle
Jack Russel/Poodle |
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Shar Pei. Likes a pint as well. Haven't tried him on Tsingtao yet though..
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Oh Christ Shane, I don't feel to embarrassed about my Pom confession now
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Mutley said oi
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I walk a border collie b1tch for a friend. She's a bit of a goer! And so is the b1tch! Friends have a cockapoo (cocker spaniel/poodle cross).
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Sometimes his juices come out on my lap if he gets overexcited. The smell is horrific.
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