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By:
johnnythebull
When: 24 Jun 14 10:06
Joel     23 Jun 14 23:03 
People who say 'it all goes well' instead of 'augurs well'.

JOEL
there is NO way those using the former expression are doing so in lieu of the latter...they wouldn't know what 'augur' meant if it jumped up & hit them in the face.
think ur crediting them with way more intelligence than they possess
basically,the country is full of bottom feeder barely educated in bred chav mutants(& that's the creme de la creme)Grin
am i being a tad harsh?
By:
lfc1971
When: 24 Jun 14 10:13
I hate those ba+++rds who serve  coffee...
By:
Joel
When: 24 Jun 14 10:14
Excited
I'm not in your country but there's a certain race caller in mine who has used it on more than one occasion, along with another broadcaster. It doesn't all go well for the future of the country Scared
By:
naydam
When: 24 Jun 14 13:09
Would that be 'inbred'? Cool
By:
naydam
When: 24 Jun 14 13:11
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^To Johnnythebull.
By:
naydam
When: 24 Jun 14 13:16
And I also think that Spellinggrammar guy meant 'bugbear'. Fine examples of people using the wrong words! LaughLaughLaugh

I'd guess I've just put myself in the firing-line. BlushBlush
By:
Aunty Post
When: 24 Jun 14 13:40
O.P.  I very much hope that they're not as bothered about it as 'YOU' are..

Thanks dewey, but you lost me there!

I'm talking here about the spoken word rather than written.

I can't believe, for instance, that the growing number of people who write "to" and "too" incorrectly (despite their ignorance)
would say "are you going too the cinema" or, when asking someone else if they are would say "are you going to".

So that being the case, why can they not write it as it is spoken?
By:
Aunty Post
When: 24 Jun 14 13:45
People who say nothink instead of nothing

This seems to be the standard for "Take Away Food Order Process Executives" who always say "Anyfink else"?
By:
iamajambo
When: 24 Jun 14 14:01
Their,they're and there are common mistakes on here,or should that be 'hear'.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 24 Jun 14 15:08
Ware?
By:
parispike
When: 24 Jun 14 15:24
Ware is in Hertfordshire (whence I am from).

HTH
By:
Ken Masters
When: 24 Jun 14 15:33
Selling my car a few years back, a perspective byer came round while I were lying prostate in front of the tele, door-bell gone off and the dogs gone nucular. Never again.
By:
Mikael D'Haguenet
When: 24 Jun 14 15:35
This is the sickth thread we've had on this subject.


Muntz Street Joined: 02 Feb 06
Replies: 7031 23 Jun 14 19:20   
John Hartson described a goal in this World Cup as a "cardboard cutout" of a goal in an earlier game.


Brilliant, I'm using this from now on!
By:
naydam
When: 24 Jun 14 16:00
Ken. Would that be 'I WAS lying'?
By:
call me a taxi
When: 24 Jun 14 16:01
Well done ewe.
By:
naydam
When: 24 Jun 14 16:04
Whoops!! Shot self in foot. Just realised that Ken's post was intentional!  CryCryCry

That's the trouble with trying to be a smart-arse. BlushBlush
By:
man of many moods
When: 24 Jun 14 16:22
whence I am from

I like that mistake. I mite ewes that won.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 24 Jun 14 16:26
naydam     24 Jun 14 16:00 
Ken. Would that be 'I WAS lying'?


naydam     24 Jun 14 16:04 
Whoops!! Shot self in foot. Just realised that Ken's post was intentional!
That's the trouble with trying to be a smart-arse.


LaughLaugh

You forgot to mention perspective, byer, prostate and nucular.
By:
kenny mann
When: 24 Jun 14 18:00
My brother-in-law who's in his late eighties seems to be getting over his prostrate problems according to my half sister.
By:
kenny mann
When: 24 Jun 14 18:01
ah, I see that's been done the other way round. lol
By:
MisterBadger
When: 24 Jun 14 22:28
when I was a kid the lady who lived next door to us used to use all sorts of wrong words, but I especially remember the following ones:

"the car wouldn't start again this morning, it's very sentimental" and "I've just been out in the garden planting some siblings"

she was from a large family of cumbrian farming folk and back in the 20s & 30s champion jockey tommy weston was a regular lodger at her dad's farm during race meetings at carlisle - in those days the jocks used to sleep in a cot over their horses in the stable... happy days  Happy

rip Doreen M, my second mum  Love
By:
naydam
When: 24 Jun 14 23:11
CMAT. That was how I realised that his errors were intentional. I should have read it properly. Cry

Still, not to worry. HappyHappy
By:
utc
When: 24 Jun 14 23:55
Phil Neville commenting on the white spray on the football referred the 'imaginary line'.
By:
naydam
When: 25 Jun 14 01:48
Do you snort it up your 'imaginary' nose? Grin
By:
Gin
When: 25 Jun 14 08:40
Chris Waddle always says "pellanty" when trying to say penalty.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 25 Jun 14 10:03
Dozy neighbour, years ago, was telling another neighbour that the village was exempt from a hose pipe ban,
because we were on a "Fresian" well!
By:
Veridis Quo
When: 25 Jun 14 11:26
The worst offenders in life are those who fall foul of Skit's Law.
By:
Clerkmore
When: 25 Jun 14 14:49
When I lived in Ireland during the troubles and there were a lot of army helicopters around, I knew a man who used say that the helicopters were "hoovering around the border."

I also knew an old lady who would say that she was going out to the garden "to plant some scrubs."

Another old lady gave a friend of mine a letter to post to England and when he read the envelope she had spelt Suffolk as "Suffu ck"
By:
johnnythebull
When: 25 Jun 14 14:53
one of the most universally used,lazy ones tacked onto the end of nearly every expression has got to be 'innit',innit?!Grin
By:
terry mccann
When: 25 Jun 14 15:29
some people cant even say the letter H correctly, little p ickey bloke i used to play golf with always said "he do" instead of "he does"
By:
parispike
When: 26 Jun 14 14:22
I'll happily concede that she was only young at the time and still learning to read properly but my daughter came out with one of the funniest lines when a warning light lit up in my car. I got her to read from the manual and she read that "the indignation system ....." instead of "ignition system".

Made me lol!
By:
everythings gone green
When: 26 Jun 14 17:23
I've got knee trouble,I think it's the cartridge or part of the skellington. It's from when I hit the windowscreen.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 26 Jun 14 17:38
That reminds me "egg" of some stupid Irish presenter, on a car type tv proramme, who was discussing the merits of a particular car,
and came out with the classic "Take these rear headlights"!

You have to imagine that in a strong Irish accent...... Laugh
By:
MisterBadger
When: 30 Jun 14 02:12
the idea has been muted several times in the past

ffs  Cry
By:
Ken Masters
When: 30 Jun 14 08:53
Just read somewhere else about how GPs have become blazee.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 30 Jun 14 10:43
Jo "Super Nanny" keeps saying "it's not assebtable".

Widely used in the Asian communities are "Radioater"...."Emergency Heater" and "Kabut Sale".

From some dim American who wrote "Garder Belt" because that's how they say it!
By:
marychain1
When: 30 Jun 14 10:52
My youngest thought that annoying PPI advert on Talksport was

"Have I got creepy eyes dot com"

And someone I used to work with thought the lyrics of the song "I Try" by Macy Gracy (you know the one - I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble...)

was "I wear goggles when you are not here" which is not only quite funny but also an enduring image.
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