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parachute
10 Jun 14 23:38
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Decided to do something good and water some plants in the garden. Stupidly I just sprinkled over the flowers and soaked a big bumble bee.

He clung, soaked, to the flower.

Asked advice from neighbours - "It's warm, leave him and he will dry out".

Next morning, bee still clinging to the flower, still soaked, but still clinging to life.

Took matters into my own hands.

I checked the bee box (vacant by any bee since purchase 2 years ago)

This  bee box is a small wooden box  with a top that opens and a small bee-sized exit near the bottom.

Anyway..gently relocated the woodlouse colony and the single tiny snail.

Put fresh hay in the bee box.

Then snipped the flower the bee was clinging onto.

Put flower with bee into bee box, then put some drops of sugar solution on some of the petals.

Result - checked a few hours later and no bee. No dead bee either. Maybe for once a creature has survived a well meaning encounter with me.
Dried out, had a bit of sugar and made his way back to the hive?

The same tiny snail managed to get back in btw.
No pigeon update but still optimistic.

I do my best with wildlife but it often goes wrong. Hope 2014 is my year.
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Report doantwin2easy • June 10, 2014 11:50 PM BST
if you'd like to talk it over, give me a buzz
Report Capt__F • June 10, 2014 11:52 PM BST
on the Bat phone
Report parachute • June 10, 2014 11:52 PM BST
Grin
Report akabula • June 11, 2014 12:01 AM BST
Arthur Askey sends his love.
Report crags • June 11, 2014 12:03 AM BST
*yawn*
Report Capt__F • June 11, 2014 12:05 AM BST
catch a fly
Report Capt__F • June 11, 2014 12:05 AM BST
catch a fly
Report crags • June 11, 2014 12:12 AM BST
I wonder at what number of replies this sad lad jerks himself off at, 50. 100?
Report kenny mann • June 11, 2014 12:17 AM BST
****r, goodness knows how you and Slippy get on.
Report kenny mann • June 11, 2014 12:18 AM BST
nice story and good work parachute.
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 12:22 AM BST
thanks Kenny
Report kenny mann • June 11, 2014 12:24 AM BST
Happy
Report crags • June 11, 2014 12:24 AM BST
kenny, don't be a coont all your life
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 12:49 AM BST
I don't have as much time as most betfarians have.
I love nature though, try looking crags
Report crags • June 11, 2014 12:52 AM BST
How much pocket money does taxi owe you, parachute?
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 12:56 AM BST
taxi?
Report crags • June 11, 2014 1:03 AM BST
Birdman, TGM, SEEDGIRL Blush ETC. ETC....
Report PokerDane • June 11, 2014 1:03 AM BST
I, too, rescued an injured bee from the garden when I was a small boy; it became a pet and I loved it dearly.  Unfortunately, being unsure of how much to feed him, the bee grew to gigantic proportions, killed my grandmother and demolished the house in making its escape.

I've found it hard to warm to them since, but well done anyway.
Report crags • June 11, 2014 1:09 AM BST
Nice one PokerDane, this forum should have a like button.
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 1:09 AM BST
pish and bollocks and get stuffed.




best regards
Report crags • June 11, 2014 1:10 AM BST
Got the **** Grin
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 1:22 AM BST
I'm sorry, I  have  more important things to deal with tonight and tomorrow.
Life and death stuff.
I wish you all the best in the meantime.
Thanks
Report PokerDane • June 11, 2014 1:28 AM BST
Thank you very much, crags.  I'm here all week.
Report crags • June 11, 2014 1:29 AM BST
^^^ typical troll language. It's people like this and sad people who support him(kenny for example) who ruin forums. This one may be beyond saving,though we should still try or the decent posters that have left will never return.
Report crags • June 11, 2014 1:31 AM BST
Cheers poker, my last post was obviously not aimed at your good self! Love
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 1:33 AM BST
why don't you live in the real world?
Report crags • June 11, 2014 1:44 AM BST
You've been busted, parachute, good and proper.Though I do feel sorry for you, you won't be missed.Maybe taxi will say a few words in your favour?
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 1:52 AM BST
kiss kiss crags
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 1:59 AM BST
crags you seem to be interested in me.
Is it a man on man thing?
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 2:08 AM BST
have I hit a personal thing?
I can be discreet.
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 2:27 AM BST
Crags
Stay alive
Report parachute • June 11, 2014 2:47 AM BST
night sweetie
sweet dreams  crags
Report Pokermonster • June 1, 2015 1:00 AM BST
Huge bee in the house tonight, watched part of a Star Trek movie with me then left via the French windows.
Report Coachbuster • June 1, 2015 1:17 AM BST
save the bees ,theyre dying out - and besides , you morons need them to survive  Laugh

well done parachute,nice work  Love
Report Coachbuster • June 1, 2015 1:18 AM BST
would love a hive -but apparantly my garden is too small  Cry
Report crags • June 1, 2015 1:21 AM BST
Great thread Grin
Report crags • June 1, 2015 1:23 AM BST
parachute is one of the best wind-up merchants on here and I've warmed to him over the last year Love
Report crags • June 1, 2015 2:29 AM BST
Only a bit, mind Laugh
Report Just Checking • June 1, 2015 8:38 PM BST
"He clung, soaked, to the flower."

1.01 at this time of year it'll be a "she", and perhaps a queen if it was big. So, in a way, you're a sort of knight in shining armour, for bees. I hope being such a hero doesn't go to your head Laugh
Report akabula • June 1, 2015 8:48 PM BST
I hoped we were getting an update. You know the sort of thing. I recognised it because ...... and it came to me.
Would have made a lovely ending.
Report kenny mann • June 1, 2015 8:49 PM BST
Read all crag's comments on this thread. It demonstrates perfectly what a really bad egg  he is.
Report akabula • June 1, 2015 8:55 PM BST
crags  • June 11, 2014 1:29 AM BST 
^^^ typical troll language. It's people like this and sad people who support him(kenny for example) who ruin forums. This one may be beyond saving,though we should still try or the decent posters that have left will never return.


On re-reading this you must surely see the irony of your post crags.
Report kenny mann • June 1, 2015 8:58 PM BST
It was a lovely openibg post by parachute whuch painted a nice picture. Why crags has to ridicule thread such as this beyond me, particularly as he has bird feeders. Why just birds?
Report akabula • June 1, 2015 9:03 PM BST
Love Bees. Great when you are working in the garden and they just go about their business without annoying you.
Wasps on the other hand ....................
Report Just Checking • June 1, 2015 9:04 PM BST
Wasps would put bricks through your window if they had opposable thumbs.
Report mobo • June 1, 2015 9:06 PM BST
Bang those plants out into your garden and pots if you havent got garden.  See the butterflies and bees come round - it really is lovely.
Report Just Checking • June 1, 2015 9:07 PM BST
Just don't use nasty pesticides on flowery plants.
Report blackbarn • June 1, 2015 9:10 PM BST
Coachbuster - "would love a hive -but apparantly my garden is too small". 

Apparently you can get hives with ones that can flyWink. Hth.
Report akabula • June 1, 2015 9:12 PM BST
Our garden was designed with wild-life in mind.
Well at least that's what I tell the wife when she's nagging me to do something about it.
Is a mess but we have hedgehogs so I'm happy enough.
Report kenny mann • June 1, 2015 9:27 PM BST
Aka'. I once lived near a busy through road, and the garden of the house next door was overgrown to say the least.Thinking I was doing the right thing, I put them in a cardboard box and took them to the woods which was about 600 yards away and placed them not far from a stream thinking they'd be safe there.

A couple of days later I saw 2 hedgehogs in the garden next door, and I'm 90% certain there were only 2 there originally. I rang the hedgehog society or whatever it's called and she said you shouldn't have moved them in the first place! Is it possible it was the same 2, they couldn't possibly have seen where I was taking them?
Report Just Checking • June 1, 2015 9:30 PM BST
Bumblebees build nests which are fairly small, people will have them in their garden and not even know it. You can encourage them to nest by say burying old teapots with the spout exposed. Short and stout Laugh
Report akabula • June 1, 2015 9:31 PM BST
Without a doubt Kenny. Hedgehogs can travel further than that and still return to their nest.
Report Just Checking • June 1, 2015 9:32 PM BST
Were they homing hedgehogs? Here's a good pigeon story:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe_%28pigeon%29
Report kenny mann • June 1, 2015 9:32 PM BST
Missed a bit!

Aka'. I once lived near a busy through road, and the garden of the house next door was overgrown to say the least. 0NE DAY i SPOTTED 2 HEDGEHOGS.Thinking I was doing the right thing, I put them in a cardboard box and took them to the woods which was about 600 yards away and placed them not far from a stream thinking they'd be safe there.

A couple of days later I saw 2 hedgehogs in the garden next door, and I'm 90% certain there were only 2 there originally. I rang the hedgehog society or whatever it's called and she said you shouldn't have moved them in the first place! Is it possible it was the same 2, they couldn't possibly have seen where I was taking them?
Report akabula • June 1, 2015 9:35 PM BST
We had a Starling nest in our garden shed.
Was a nightmare when using the shed and some stuff we couldn't access whilst in there.
The birds wer okay with us coming in and out though, even the young.
Report SlippyBlue • June 1, 2015 9:42 PM BST
I've been invaded by bees recently in the back garden, thistles have sprung up all over the place. I've no idea why the thistles are there as I didn't knowingly plant them but the bumble bees are all over them and I like that. Still haven't seen a butterfly this year though.
Report crags • June 2, 2015 12:55 AM BST
The OP is a well known wind-up merchant, used to do a double act with Glimmer as father and son going back well over a decade ago. He now concentrates on these nature threads. Don't know why I'm even bothering to explain, the dinosaurs on here seem to like the place kept dumbed down. Very sad but I expect they will win as people can't be bothered to try to change it as they are only met with moronic Plain threads.

Good luck guys Plain
Report crags • June 2, 2015 1:01 AM BST
Plain
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