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Its that mid-week lull and we want something to make us laugh, if you do that, we will give you a ticket worth €150 into our €8k GTD Super Satellite this Sunday.
What can you win in that i hear you ask? well there's 2 packages to Vegas up for grabs each worth €4,000..So it really is all to play for
Get your comedy hat on and give us your best caption/one liner for the below image - Youve got 48 hours! from ... nowwww
What can you win in that i hear you ask? well there's 2 packages to Vegas up for grabs each worth €4,000..So it really is all to play for
Get your comedy hat on and give us your best caption/one liner for the below image - Youve got 48 hours! from ... nowwww
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I only bet on the dogs
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Hello my name is Dave and I am the new Betfair moderator, how can I help you please?
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smartycat
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Poker. Pfft!! I'm betting on Crufts.
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Keep the entries coming! This is posted across the forum and we've had some terrific replies so far!
For those asking about the Vegas package - Full details are here poker.betfair.com/promotion/vegas-free-1... Team Betfair Poker |
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and they all thought i was a Monkey
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Hmmmmmm, I know I chase cars and sometimes my tail but I ain't chasing an inside straight, better fold.
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Herd sheep! feck that for a carry on ive got 2 pairs aces and kings.
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Half way through her game of holdem, Cassandra paused to reflect on the last she was chasing quads, back on the farm.
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Just trying to retrieve some information get a few pointers on strategy then its bags packed and of like a whippet to vegas.
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Dont think much of this porn site they have all got tits like spaniels ears.
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"I can't see a thing; should have gone to Specsavers."
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"I am entirely innocent of all charges" Wolf Harris insisted yesterday. "I naively imagined twelve-year-old-bítches.com would be something like friends reunited."
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I asked for an iPad Air. Man's best friend my arse!
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Dear Specsavers Complaints Department.
Despite your salesperson's explicit assurances to the contrary, every time I lick my bóllocks the glasses fall off. Yours etc, Milo. |
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He really shouldn't leave his computer Logged ,Oh well, Last hand ,is 2 7 any good ?
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Our pegigree chum logs on to Betfair to see if he can win a lot, and is delighted to discover that he's now paying Premium Charge.
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"Oh no! Not another Chit Chat thread about white dog poo!"
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Colin carefully makes his selections for the Poop-a-Scoop 6.
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If I see one more cute kitten pic...
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Dear Editor of the Daily Tail,
I wish to express my displeasure in the strongest terms possible that too many Afghan hounds are being let into the park. Yours, Concerned of Barking. |
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Look at the paws on Lassie, she's one hot bi tch.
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Yet again "Mutley" is press-ganged into selecting Slippys picks for the Supreme Placepot Comp.
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Thinly veiled my owner is a sad w*nker
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We have had some terrific replies! You've had the whole team in stitches with some of your replies
But marginally snatching it with this gag posted in the horse racing forum 'Betfair CEO reassures investors that the share price will start to rise now he's been to specsavors.' is Duffy who will be credited with the €150 token However as you all done so well EVERYONE is a winner - We will be awarding everyone who entered with a token worth €10 or €1 which they can use the Satellites to gain entry to the €150 big one. If you haven't got the Poker client already make sure you head here and download it then choose your nickname - poker.betfair.com/getting-started/ We will be crediting you over the next couple hours - Will confirm once its in your accounts. Best Regards Betfair Poker Team |
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I can't play poker, give my token to somebody who can.
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yep same here
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Vegas token prizes have been dished out!
Duffy Vegas Victory Freeroll Poker tournament is open for registration! * Password => vegas * Time => Saturday 6pm UK time * Find it => Betfair Tables -> Featured lobby €400 in Vegas Experience tokens up for grabs! -Team Betfair- Ps. Did you know that all new depositing players get 10 tokens for Football Shirt tournaments? Don't pay for a shirt. Win it at Betfair Poker. promotions.betfair.com/uk-poker-footy-sh...  |
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I never received my token.
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Despite entering several highly original and amusing bon mots.
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have mine
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What did you receive, sir?
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I've got mine and I didn't even enter
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To make matters worse I've probably played in more of the Vegas satellites than anyone.
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how do you know if you got one
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Good evening, Wit-Ham.
They appear in the token folder of the poker platform. |