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19 May 14
18:57
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Happened to me this morning, but then luckily a UKIP leaflet popped through the letterbox and saved the day 
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How annoying is it when somebody is watching you have a crap through your letterbox
no, the kazi is next to the letterbox
Where is the bidet, in the living room next to the telly?
Where is the bidet, in the living room next to the telly?
The following is the order when running out:
Kitchen Roll
Newspaper
Flyers/A4 Paper
Undercrackers or socks (public)
Cardboard Tube
Shower (Home)
Kitchen Roll
Newspaper
Flyers/A4 Paper
Undercrackers or socks (public)
Cardboard Tube
Shower (Home)
Pack of 18 very nice soft ply available at the pound shops
Bought some the other day
No real excuse for running out these days
Bought some the other day
No real excuse for running out these days
£2, a quid for the paper and a quid for the nail brush to get the sh1t off his fingers
Surprisingly good quality in fact.
Was in a pound shop.
Cost a pound.
Absdlute bargain
Was in a pound shop.
Cost a pound.
Absdlute bargain
I used to pick my nose and wipe the bogeys on the eyes of photos of Mad Maggie in the papers.
Best you don't meet my mate who wrote her speeches.
silly me thought this may be a serious post.
i was gonna say no, cos i never run out. always have a spare one next to the crapper for such abruptly ending toilet roll eventualities.
i would use a ukip leaflet, would spread it around your bum like nutella
i was gonna say no, cos i never run out. always have a spare one next to the crapper for such abruptly ending toilet roll eventualities.
i would use a ukip leaflet, would spread it around your bum like nutella
Why is it always a hot sticky tar poo when the loo roll runs out? Never a ghost poo.
And why do Lincoln Logs that refuse to flush away always happen at other peoples houses?
And why do Lincoln Logs that refuse to flush away always happen at other peoples houses?
Here I sat in mystic vapour.
Some daft t1t had nicked the paper.
Time was short, I could not linger.
'Fraid I had to use my UKIP leaflet.
Some daft t1t had nicked the paper.
Time was short, I could not linger.
'Fraid I had to use my UKIP leaflet.
In days of old
when knights were bold
and bog paper wasn't invented
you wiped your arse
on a lump of grass
and walked away contented.
One of my grandads nursery rhymes when I was a kid.
when knights were bold
and bog paper wasn't invented
you wiped your arse
on a lump of grass
and walked away contented.
One of my grandads nursery rhymes when I was a kid.
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