my own no43 thread

Katrina Bookman thought she won $43million on a slot machine, but wound up walking away with nothing because the casino claimed the machine was faulty
The Resorts World Casino offered her a free steak dinner and $2.25 instead


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4612826/Woman-told-43million-slot-m...

People have lost an estimated £43 million to pension
scammers since April 2014.7

Tesco bank to pay out £43million after statement blunder hit 175,000 customers

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2817564/Tesco-bank-pay-43million-st...

Craig Toomy:
I didn't make any money for you! [crawls onto the boardroom table] I DIDN'T MAKE ANY MONEY FOR YOU! I lost money for you! I lost forty-three million dollars, and I did it deliberately! I did it deliberately! I DID IT DELIBERATELY! [laughs, then looks up and sees that Holby has been replaced by his father]

The Langoliers

Jail compo for killers could cost taxpayers £43 MILLION

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/703855/prison-compensation-taxpayer-43m-jail-levi-bellfield-kevan-thakra

Pharrell Williams reported that he only made $2,700 from 43 million streams of ‘Happy’ on streaming service Pandora and record companies are now demanding a cut from gig fees, whereas 20 years ago, they typically offered financial tour support.
Read more at https://www.musictank.co.uk/blog/you-get-the-music-culture-you-pay-for/#ihUT...

Trainer Luca Cumani to retire in December after 43 years at Newmarket

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/45945445

The Parker Solar Probe now holds the record for closest approach to the sun by a human-made object. The spacecraft – which launched on August 12, 2018 – passed the current record of 26.55 million miles (43 million km) from the sun’s surface yesterday (October 29, 2018).

minder today Arthur goes to auction first one lot 43

U.F.O Episode close up
  lift off in 04 32 07
  when space walk belt no43
  S.i.d will link up in four three seconds

Star trek enterprise
Episode Doctors orders
Will wake up the drew in 2 days 16 hours and 43 minutes

The Conners' TV audience slumps by 43% minus Roseanne


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45902314

Jose Mourinho just delivered my milk!
cooperman

He grudgingly admitted it was late and he had no eggs left but he'd been booked by a Traffic Warden outside No.43

Star Trek enyerprize S4 E7

Admiral Maxwell Forrest is having a discussion with ambassador Soval in the Earth embassy on Vulcan about joint-fleet operations. Then a bomb explodes, killing 43 people including Forrest.

A total of 124 NHS trusts in England responded to the Press Association requests on parking charges, with 53 (43%) reporting an increase in prices in the past year for visitors or staff, or both. The remaining 71 (57%) said they had not put up their prices

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/dec/27/hospitals-making-hundreds-of-millions-from-parking-charges

These postmen have sent each other the same Christmas card for 43 years

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/postmen-sent-each-same-christmas-15562802

Trumpeter Keith LaMotte says goodbye to Spokane Jazz Orchestra after 43 years

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2018/dec/13/trumpeter-keith-lamotte-says-goodbye-to-spokane-ja/

Offsetting the good period at John Lewis, the department store’s sister chain Waitrose had a difficult week. Sales slipped 1.6% despite a 43% rise in sales of mince pies and a 17% lift in mulled wine sales.

www.theguardian.com/business/2018/nov/27/black-friday-john-lewis-sales-apple-amazon-waitrose

Kilgore ISD honors staffer's 43 years of service to school

http://www.kilgorenewsherald.com/stories/kilgore-isd-honors-staffers-43-years-of-service-to-school,131455

This coffee table book is not ashamed of its 43 abortion stories

www.kuow.org/stories/shout-your-abortion

New Kakaako condo tops off at 43 stories

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/08/21/business/new-kakaako-condo-tops-off-at-43-stories/

Shelby County deputies seize drugs, vehicles; 43 arrested during crime saturation operation

https://www.fox13memphis.com/top-stories/shelby-county-deputies-seize-drugs-vehicles-43-arrested-during-crime-saturation-operation/874661780

All 43 Spice Girls songs – ranked!


https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/nov/08/all-43-spice-girls-songs-ranked

BBC Culture polled 209 critics in 43 countries to find the best in world cinema – here’s the top 100.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20181029-the-100-greatest-foreign-language-films

Wayne Kruse says goodbye after 43 years of outdoors stories

https://www.heraldnet.com/sports/wayne-kruse-says-goodbye-after-43-years-of-outdoors-stories/

She earns a salary of £77,379 on top of expenses and he earns up to £43,835 working as her chief of staff.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8060764/labour-kate-osamor-proud-council-house-haringey/

got any jokes thread
It's been confirmed that Dianne Abbott is to be the face on the new £43.13 note.

lacebo.Among those who took aspirin, there were about 11% fewer heart attacks and strokes but a 43% higher likelihood of a major bleeding episode in the stomach, brain or intestine

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2019/jan/23/bitter-pill-why-aspirin-is-not-such-a-wonder-drug

43 IS militants killed, wounded as they planned attack on Iraqi troops, says commander

https://www.iraqinews.com/iraq-war/43-is-militants-killed-wounded-as-they-planned-attack-on-iraqi-troops-says-commander/

Americans Spent More Than $43 Billion on Video Games in 2018

https://variety.com/2019/gaming/news/americans-spent-more-than-43-billion-on-video-games-in-2018-1203114642/

London Tube violent crime rises by 43% in three years

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-46908147

Bad news: 43% of login attempts 'malicious' Good news: Er, umm...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/02/21/login_attempts_malicious_akamai/

BNB AT 43 NEW WEBSITE!

http://www.richmondbnb43.co.uk/News/PgrID/462/PageID/4/PID/462/ev/1/CategoryID/2/CategoryName/News

Apparently fun ends when you’re 43. Really?

https://www.edp24.co.uk/features/opinion-fun-ends-after-43-really-1-5706121

Sliders ep4 season1 asteriods travelling at 43,000 miles a hours

Kerri Chandler shares free download of 43 vinyl-only tracks

https://www.residentadvisor.net/news/42334?comments=1

Kaepernick Campaign Created $43 Million in Buzz for Nike

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-09-04/kaepernick-campaign-created-43-million-in-buzz-for-nike-so-far

Pension bee advert drawdown calculator figure shown £43,230.

Sliders series 3 episode 16


On the same trajectory? (Professor) Yes.
Transit will take approximately 43 hours.
In which time, the Earth will have made almost two full rotations.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=sl...

terry mccann 24 Mar 19 21:29
Ifc,i know ive said it 43 times but "you can check out anytime you like,back you can never leave" sums it up perfectly

Add another one

Movie 43 on comedy central now

Fraud gang jailed for more than 43 years

http://news.met.police.uk/news/fraud-gang-jailed-for-more-than-43-years-368511

Dad's comfort doll 'helping him fly for 43 years'


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47020975

The Conners' TV audience slumps by 43% minus Roseanne

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45902314

Greater Manchester Police: 43% of crimes not fully investigated

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47963134

London Tube violent crime rises by 43% in three years


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-46908147

Furious homeowner given £43 fine for parking on his own property


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/furious-homeowner-given-43-fine-14385608

Afghan government compound attack kills 43

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46674427

Banking fraud complaints surge 43% to all time high:


https://www.itv.com/news/2019-05-15/banking-fraud-complaints-surge-43-to-all-time-high-heres-how-you-can-stay-safe-online-when-moving-money

World’s saddest elephant dies after 43 YEARS

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8567026/worlds-saddest-elephant-dies-after-43-...

Man, 43, dies after car veers onto central reservation and hits tree in Glasgow


https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/man-43-dies-after-car-14442256

Oxfam fires 43 staff following abuse investigations - See more at: https://www.civilsociety.co.uk/news/oxfam-fires-79-staff-following-abuse-inv...

Brittany Ferries BLAMES BREXIT after EU shipping giant costs INCREASE by £43 million


https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1114677/brexit-news-Brittany-Ferries-eu-european-union-freight-english-channel

Bad news: 43% of login attempts 'malicious' Good news: Er, umm



https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/02/21/login_attempts_malicious_akamai/

No 43 Brew Bar celebrates its 1st birthday


https://www.harrogate-news.co.uk/2019/05/10/no-43-brew-bar-celebrates-its-1st-birthday/

London knife crime: At least 43 people were stabbed on London's streets in January 2019


https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/london-knife-crime-least-43-15772234

One of 600 young scientists to encounter 43 Nobel Laureates


https://www.cardiff.ac.uk/news/view/1157169-one-of-600-young-scientists-to-encounter-43-nobel-laureates

Man, 43, fighting for life after alleged assault in Sunderland street

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/witnesses-sunderland-serious-assault-police-16270733

43 iconic Essex pubs which have gone but haven't been forgotten


https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/43-iconic-essex-pubs-gone-2859624

my own no43 thread wit-ham 716 8,743 Today 19:29, by    wit-ham

Ursela gives her speak next to the number 43

Globel T20 final Simon Doull when asked "How many men in white coats "replies "I counted 43 last time"

Shane Warne 14 wickets have fallen in the last 43 overs
After Australia were 43 for 8

The 43 greatest guitarists of all time, ranked

https://www.history101.com/greatest-guitarists-all-time/?utm_source=talas&utm_campaign=A_TS_H101_UK_D_greatestguitarists_Gallery_v1_2006-The+43+Greatest+Guitarists+Of+All+Time%2C+Ranked-https%3A%2F%2Fstorage.googleapis.com%2Fcaw-uploads%2F99d974387d36a9f5c41830c962d6ef6c.&utm_term=newsquestuk-braintreeandwithamtimes&utm_medium=A_TS_H101_UK_D_greatestguitarists_Gallery_v1_2006&utm_content=newnext

Mexico will open a new investigation into the 2014 disappearance of 43 trainee teachers in Guerrero state.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-49753880

PERV MISS CAGED Married teaching assistant , 43, dubbed ‘Mrs Robinson’ who groomed pupil, 15, and booked hotel room is jailed for two years

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9849432/married-teaching-assistant-mrs-robinson-groomed-pupil-jailed/

Class 43 locomotive to attend Locomotion gala

https://www.railadvent.co.uk/2019/09/class-43-locomotive-to-attend-locomotion-gala.html

BAD TO WORSE Stats show Emery’s first 43 games lag behind Wenger’s last 43 matches as Arsenal fans grow concerned

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9963617/emery-wenger-worse-arsenal-record/

'I'm 43 and I've never been on a strike before': Global climate strike brings droves of panicked protesters to the UK's

streets

https://inews.co.uk/news/environment/global-climate-strike-crisis-change-magic-majid-protesters-demonstrations-uk-635779

Jessica Jaymes dead: Adult film star dies aged 43

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1179700/Jessica-Jaymes-dead-adult-film-porn-star-cause-of-death-news-latest

Neighbours angry at plans to build 43 flats on 'quiet, residential street' in Grantham

https://www.granthamjournal.co.uk/news/neighbours-angry-at-plans-to-build-43-flats-on-quiet-residential-street-in-grantham-9083635/

County Championship: Records fall as Stevens, 43, hits 237 in penultimate Kent game

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/49709186

Freddie Mercury incredible video from 43 years ago: Is he singing to his first boyfriend?

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/music/1180157/Freddie-Mercury-Queen-boyfriend-Mary-Austin-Bohemian-Rhapsody-gay-fans-video-song

Meghan Markle attacked for name-checking herself 43 times in one speech

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1177925/meghan-markle-royal-news-latest-smart-works-collection

Virgin Media's flash broadband deal: get a free 43-inch 4K TV or £150 bill credit

https://www.techradar.com/uk/news/virgin-medias-flash-broadband-deal-get-a-free-43-inch-tv-or-pound150-bill-credit

Trump Job Approval 43%; Ties Party Polarization Record

https://news.gallup.com/poll/266906/trump-job-approval-ties-party-polarization-record.aspx

The storm unexpectedly dropped 43 inches of water in a pocket south of Beaumont,

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/20/us/tropical-storm-imelda-houston-texas.html

Melbourne Man Fights Off Car Jacker With Jar Of Nescafé Blend 43


https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-melbourne-man-fights-off-car-jacker-with-jar-of-nescafe-blend-43-20190919

Combate Americas 43 Weigh-in Results: Three Fighters Miss Weight
Read more at https://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Combate-Americas-43-Weighin-Results-Three-...

Poland's ruling PiS party leading with 43% support ahead of Oct elections

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-poland-election-polls/polands-ruling-pis-party-leading-with-43-support-ahead-of-oct-elections-idUKKBN1W40LW

Plans submitted for cinema, 43-bed hotel, shops and coffee bar at Knight & Lee in Southsea

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/council/plans-submitted-for-cinema-43-bed-hotel-shops-and-coffee-bar-at-knight-lee-in-southsea-1-9075061

How Hilton Reduced Their Time To Hire From 43 Days Down To 5

https://www.forbes.com/sites/heidilynnekurter/2019/09/19/how-hilton-reduced-their-time-to-hire-from-43-days-down-to-5/#7174251a6759

Braves OF Markakis returns after 43 games out

https://www.espn.co.uk/mlb/story/_/id/27608681/braves-markakis-returns-43-games-out

The 43 most out-there lines from Donald Trump's North Carolina rally

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/09/10/politics/trump-north-carolina-rally/index.html

Kirklees councillor is facing a whopping 43 complaints about their behaviour

https://www.dewsburyreporter.co.uk/news/politics/kirklees-councillor-is-facing-a-whopping-43-complaints-about-their-behaviour-1-9993006

Got any jokes thread

bigmo
bigmo21 Sep 19 08:52Joined: 23 Jul 03 | Topic/replies: 26,722 | Blogger: bigmo's blog
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

England lose for the first time in 43 qualifying games

The Conners' TV audience slumps by 43% minus Roseanne

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45902314

Police arrest 43 and seize weapons and drugs in east London

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/oct/11/police-arrest-43-and-seize-weapons-and-drugs-in-east-london

Russian alcohol consumption down 43%, WHO report says


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49892339

Police searching for missing Workington man, 43

https://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/17944064.police-searching-missing-workington-man-43/

Denbighshire man facing 43 sex charges including rape cannot be named, court rules

https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/denbighshire-man-facing-43-sex-17037476

Donald Trump has been accused of another 26 incidents of “unwanted sexual contact” and 43 instances of inappropriate behaviour, including a claim he hid behind a tapestry to grope a woman at his Mar-a-Lago property.


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-sexual-assault-allegations-harassment-groping-women-karen-johnson-book-a9149021.html

Chelmsford Iranian sex gang: Men jailed for total of 43 years

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/chelmsford-iranian-sex-gang-men-475025?fbclid=IwAR3YhPMqPYyu4XE1mBwXACeAumV7q5vlwLIHr6ZFh9EH_lPFP7FBUbbdyjs

Pound Firms Ahead of Weekend on News Brexit Party Won't Contest Additional 43 Seats

https://www.poundsterlinglive.com/eur/12404-gbp-to-eur-and-usd-rbc-capital-on-general-election

How I retired early: ‘I quit the rat race at 43 after getting fired spurred me into action’

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consumer-affairs/retired-early-quit-rat-race-43-getting-fired-spurred-action/

UK Uber chief tells Theo Usherwood only 43 drivers were unauthorised


https://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/shelagh-fogarty/uk-uber-chief-tells-theo-usherwood-only-43-drivers/

New Delhi factory fire: Relatives identify victims from photos on police phones as blaze kills 43


https://news.sky.com/story/new-delhi-factory-fire-relatives-identify-victims-from-photos-on-police-phones-as-blaze-kills-43-11881671

In snooker, potting the final two reds with blacks, followed by all the colours, scores 43.

EIGHTEEN seconds in on my Nothing Else Matters link