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There are loads of people that I have to mute the TV for but there can't be anyone as bad as William Hague - I saw this turd on The Andrew Marr Show earlier and he's a thoroughly despicable fcuker whose patronising manner when telling us all what to do makes his spiel a double hit 
He's even worse than Chris Rock (at least he does say amusing things now & again) AND Chrissy Rock though I'm sure you guys could nominate a few other scrots who induce aural carnage.
He's even worse than Chris Rock (at least he does say amusing things now & again) AND Chrissy Rock though I'm sure you guys could nominate a few other scrots who induce aural carnage.
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That Hague bellend takes some beating...I wish I had the opportunity to do so 
Sara Millican might give him a run for his money...she sounds like Ivan Dobsky from Monkey Dust 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPUmH46xRoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPUmH46xRoU
BB - I wouldn't be able to hear her as my c0ck would be jammed in her throat 
Geos - there's an 'on-the-nose' treble that Baldfred wouldn't accept 
scouse and even worse weegian..bye the way..chief.bigman..etc etc etc..whankas
Macca- its not just the sound and tone of his voice its the pout ,the flat delivery. The annoying ambiance of his existence.
Call Me A Cab - is someone like Claire Sweeney really THAT bad to listen to?
As a Scouser, even I find many of them seriously grating but the normal-ish ones actually enhance the 'experience'
I must add that I'm embarrassed when I hear the likes of Chrissy Rock...I've NEVER spoken to any Scouser that sounds like that!
There's an interesting German word I learnt recently which sums that concept up quite nicely...fremdscham - check it out guys
As a Scouser, even I find many of them seriously grating but the normal-ish ones actually enhance the 'experience'
I must add that I'm embarrassed when I hear the likes of Chrissy Rock...I've NEVER spoken to any Scouser that sounds like that!
There's an interesting German word I learnt recently which sums that concept up quite nicely...fremdscham - check it out guys
From the replies it seems its those South Eastenders who dislike the sound of anyone from North of the Watford gap.
The Royals & ass...ociated aristiocrats always sound like they have something long hard and vibrating permanently stuffed up their arse.
Penelope Keith.
Then there's those bloody bellenders, Shane Ritchie, Kat, Phil & his bwuvver Gwant & their muwvver Peggy. Do people really talk like that?
The Royals & ass...ociated aristiocrats always sound like they have something long hard and vibrating permanently stuffed up their arse.
Penelope Keith.
Then there's those bloody bellenders, Shane Ritchie, Kat, Phil & his bwuvver Gwant & their muwvver Peggy. Do people really talk like that?
NL - I would've imagined you sounded like a rather tiresome Northerner but as this has now turned into a North/South thing, it seems we're in the same camp
Call Me A Cab - my Ex had a bit of Claire Sweeney about her but looked & sounded a bit better despite not having her arse 
No actually I sound accentless, as I went all over the world as a kid with dad in the RAF so I never developed an accent.
charlie chaplain
the wee black kid in 'scrooged'
sweep from sooty.
the wee black kid in 'scrooged'
sweep from sooty.
Anyone bother checking out 'fremdscham'?
I think it's a great word and it looks a bit like friend/shame which is virtually what it means.
Are you all as thick as shít on here?
I think it's a great word and it looks a bit like friend/shame which is virtually what it means.
Are you all as thick as shít on here?
Brendan Foster....have to hit mute as soon as he comes on.
Michael McIntyre......why anyone would pay to listen to him is beyond me!
Michael McIntyre......why anyone would pay to listen to him is beyond me!
Shouty aka Mark Johnston
John Barnes (now he really annoys me)
Alan Smith
Alan shouty Parry
The soundbyte ITV commentators
John Barnes (now he really annoys me
)Alan Smith
Alan shouty Parry
The soundbyte ITV commentators
Nadine Coyle, her from ex girly band Girls Aloud. Coyle's accent is on par with nails being scratched down a blackboard, IMMHO
....though in all honesty, she could be talking about how to split the atom, I have no feckin idea as I can not understand her!
Joe Pasquale, has a voice that could get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves..
agree with Nadine coyle,she has an even worse voice than ian paisley
Sean Boyce has a horribly greasy manner...like a scamming insurance salesman.
Lester Piggott always sounded like he had a mouthful of marbles. No wonder he was never offered a TV pundits job. Neither will Wayne Rooney.
Lester spoke like that because he was partly deaf.
Which was rather handy because if he wasn't he would have had a terrible inferiority complex..
Which was rather handy because if he wasn't he would have had a terrible inferiority complex..
On that score its surprising Alan Hanson was. Its not so mush his accent but annoying cliche's - "Schoolboy Errors". "On his left peg". etc.
The wife, the wife's mother.
There's two more for you chaps.
There's two more for you chaps.
Jane Horrocks.....walked past her in Marble Hill Park Twickenham, didn't notice her till I heard the noise
I agree, obviously Jane Horrocks wins this easy.
Horrible whiney childish noise.
Horrible whiney childish noise.
Bernadette in The Big Bang Theory (the only negative in an otherwise excellent sit-com).
Fitzgerald & macca both good shouts but peston wins it hands down for me ,have to turn the radio/tv off when he's on.
Peston, good call! I don't believe that he naturally talks like that, but has developed what he thinks an interesting style.
As far as the general public are concerned he got that well wrong.
Sounds like a right p****!
As far as the general public are concerned he got that well wrong.
Sounds like a right p****!
Any of them spoilt Californian girls on them I'd rather stick my knackers in a blender utter sh_1te TV shows that the Mrs watches.
Mark Radcliffe on 6Music. Have to change stations when he comes on at 1pm due to his grating northern tones.
Sara Cox, Jo Whiley, Nicholas Crane, William Haig, Kirstie Alsopp.
as AP...Janet Street Porter,...
...would prefer nails on a blackboard...yep.
...would prefer nails on a blackboard...yep.
Shane Ritchie with a bag of sandpaper oscillating against his scrotum.
I believe Peston has or had a bad speech impediment and has tried to overcome it so he can broadcast.
Ronnie Corbett has become annoying in his adverts.
Ronnie Corbett has become annoying in his adverts.
I believe Peston has or had a bad speech impediment and has tried to overcome it so he can broadcast.
Ronnie Corbett has become annoying in his adverts.
Ronnie Corbett has become annoying in his adverts.
The commentator on BBC's 2012 Olympics, who not only speaks when he shouldn't, but finishes every sentence as if he has been
poked up the backside with a sharp stick!
poked up the backside with a sharp stick!
I believe Peston has or had a bad speech impediment and has tried to overcome it so he can broadcast
Lets hope tanya doesnt adopt the peston style!
Lets hope tanya doesnt adopt the peston style!
George Osborne before the voice coaching, George Osborne after the voice coaching, Alan Ball, Don Howe
Yep, Lester was partially deaf until he went on the phone to nick other jockey`s mounts.
Very, very briefly reminded - Paul O'Grady.................
Sue Pollard
Kenneth Williams
Frankie Howard
Prince Charles
Jim McGrath
Derek Thompson
Julian Clary
Matt Chapman
Maggie Thatcher
the list is endless
Kenneth Williams
Frankie Howard
Prince Charles
Jim McGrath
Derek Thompson
Julian Clary
Matt Chapman
Maggie Thatcher
the list is endless
sean boyce
colin murray
darren owen
peston
millibland
colin murray
darren owen
peston
millibland
Agree Cosmo,presumably like me you have just suffered 2 hours of him.
He is terrible! BT had Andy Gray on at the weekend for a game and he was just different class. How Owen got that gig god only knows.
Can't believe I forgot about that professional kúúúnt Graham Norton
"Strabane Man" though I think he is something of a folk hero now!
The financial & business bird Steph on BBC Breakfast is the most annoying imo.
Peter Allen, presents Radio 5 News programme weekday evenings. Sounds like sinuses need some attention.
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