Betfair Hamper

Platinum Members' one sumptuous as always

no such thing

i think you'll find there is

i think you'll find there is

Its a nice gesture but calling it a hamper is a bit of an exaggeration.

pics or it didnt happen

A gentleman never photographs his hamper.

must be a very small hamper then

I'm wallowing in mine as I type.  A snapping turtle bit off my penis a moment ago but I remain resolutely positive.  Not their fault - Sky paid more for Attenborough.  But he is soup sooner or later.  Probably sooner.  Certainly sooner.  I think I just saw a Unicorn thrashing around over there.  You know I'll be back.  Dressed in the hide of Tony Blair.  Though my skin shrinks in horror.

WHAT'S A HAMPER ?

losing one shoe when youre running?

I was on the same wavelength there.....

Borrowing someone's golf clubs, only to discover when on the first tee, that they were left handed!

no diary in mine again!!!

The cat liked the black fish eggs.Will be cooking the grouse for tea.
Not worried about the lack of Betfair diary as Billy H always sends me the gold embossed vellum edition

Two diaires in mine!

But no foie gras this year.

Show some originality at least!!
This tired old thread's been going as longs the Groundhog Day one.

no foie gras! You don't eat that I hope colly.

Didn't get a hamper this year. Just a carp diary.

I liked those diaries. 2004 was the last one.

^^^
Back when they treated their customers with care.

As I remember, they were replaced with an "exciting" online sporting calendar that lasted just one year due to total lack of interest.

Bookmaker Diaries are a  distant memory ,Stan used to send a sexy leather clad with vintage wine chart and glossy pics of big race winners ,it was too good to write in

a see RP ones are a tenner and they are sold out

BF hamper full of straw and cheap shortbread and biscuits for cheese  ,the marmalade is honking but the wine is ok ,cheese is a no no .Wrapped it up and gave it to the mother in law ,minus the wine .

They sent me a hampster....quite cute

They sent me xhamster, well pleased

I dont even get a diary

Turned into tight fukers

A lovely selection this year, XO brandy, quail and gentlemans relish a nice addition

I must have got the dyslexic office lad - they sent me a dairy

cudda been worse he might of sent you a lent boy

Yes well done Betfair, this year's effort is much better. Credit where due.

actually where do I apply for one of these hampers