bird wants done up the wrongun

well she wont be able to see you. just use a baseball bat. she probably wont be so keen in future.

dip it in swarfega

My ex wife used to enjoy it.

Still does.

yep i can confirm that too

Say hello for me Ken.

I did, there was an echo.

Very good. My advice to the OP, give it a go.

Yep, just ask her to push it in gently.

If you've been with her a while and she's not mentioned it before check if she's been to feed the ducks after staying out all night.

One up the bum, no harm done

time to worry is if she brings another guy in

^       ^
She'd have to have a bifg bum.

more blackjack

once the helmits in........................its all downhill

ttt

Sounds like she's not getting satisfaction through the front door

chit-chat as it used to be

****-shat as it used to be

o.k i will give it a go !be round at 8 tonite ,

Well, if you could stay online, the forum chaps would be able to provide up-to-the-minute advice on all aspects of this delicate(?) operation. This would include relaxation techniques (maybe some for the wife, as well!), depth of stroke and tips regarding unblocking your ****'s Eye.

Apparently, you can't say J ap's Eye!

"Oooh er, later Philip, you'll have to wait till one has cleared her back-log."

buzzer     04 Dec 13 14:44 
If you've been with her a while and she's not mentioned it before check if she's been to feed the ducks after staying out all night.

When you smashed the back doors in for
10 so min make sure you have sink bow
Ready for choc log heaven !! You won't
want to picking that out carpit fabric
no dyson made for that!!!

Are you Spanish FW ?

never fancied been up bourneville boulevard tbh