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What is the most horrendous thing you have ever experienced in a public toilet ?
What is the most horrendous thing you have ever experienced in a public toilet ?
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No mention of anyone being in a toilet when a roman candle was rolled under the door
 could see 2 pair of feet in same cubicle under the door toilet was in a subway on hammersmith broadway was like a ****g warzone with smoke |
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Reminds me of the one time I went to the Good Mixer in Camden, we were pretty pissed and spent most of the night winding up the bar manager.
It was all good natured and he was laughing but telling us to keep it down as the owner was upstairs. About half ten I went for a slash and I stood to the right of a complete stranger at the urinals and my mate stood the other side of him. I asked where the guy was from and when he said Croyden, one of us said 'Croyden attack' it kept getting repeated and louder and louder until the stranger joined in and all three of us were hammering on the wall with our fists and screaming 'CROYDEN ATTACK'. Next thing the manager burst in and chucked me and my mate out, the stranger must have woken up the next day wondering what the fluck happened. |
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The Best Mate enclosure at Cheltenham 2 years ago during the Festival. The khazis are under the stand, and a queue of about 12 men waiting for one of the two cubicles to become vacant. Amid much noise as racing was on, we could hear voices in one of the cubicles, when the door opened two blokes came out.
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Probably doing coke.
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or each other up the wrongun
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went into a public toilet and some dirty khoont had had a hummungos shyte that would have made an elephants eyes water in the piss trough !
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oh FFS! public toilets never ever cease to surprise
I always think of the poor bastard that has to clean up the mess I just couldn't do it |
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im not sure which is worse mens or womens bogs
women wipe bloody a bloody finger up the wall, men **** all over the wall and floor Dirty gits |
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I was in a nightclub called Garibaldis in Great Yarmouth some time mid 90s.
Big queue of blokes trying to get to the tray and a guy near the back in his late 30s was so desperate to go he offered to drink a pint of what was in the tray if he could jump the queue. We let him go to the front , he had a pee and then ran a pint glass through the 5 inches deep of urine and cigarette butts and downed it. People retching everywhere. His mates told me that he did it every week and usually bet everyone in the queue £2 each to make his drinking money for the night. |
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When I was very young (certainly less than seven) my mum took me for a week in ????? (Hornsea maybe)!
Even at such a young age I knew it wasn't good! The site's toilets were hideous! Stinking "Elsan" chemical toilets with sh!t, and strange drawings, all over the walls! |
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I was on the bog,guy next cubicle humming last xmas
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It must have been a yuletide log!...........
I'll get my coat........... |
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When a student someone actually layed out a Marrow sized turd in the middle of the toilet floor, people were coming in to marvel at the size of it.
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