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Ramruma
When: 19 May 15 17:50
Silly question but -- why would anyone put their todger in a toaster? There's the bread-holding bit that goes up and down, and the elements that get hot, and that's about it. How is it supposed to pleasure you? (I'm asking for a friend, you understand.)
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morpteh mackem
When: 19 May 15 19:59
was the toaster on ?
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Make my hay
When: 19 May 15 20:59
My knob's to fat to go in the slot Sad
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Make my hay
When: 19 May 15 21:08
Maybe a Breville  Sandwich Toaster would get me off Happy
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lybertyne
When: 19 May 15 21:46
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polybot
When: 23 May 15 09:34
Firefighters in London freed a man whose penis was trapped in a toaster.
They rescued another who got his member stuck in a vacuum cleaner, as well as 79 people trapped in handcuffs


easily explained, a female aquantance of mine who has predilection for being rescued by firemen, having worked out that a dressed up stripper costs more than a cheap pair of handcuffs and a free state funded fire service (she's an accountant) managed to pull this off 79 times (all puns intended) before they stopped taking the calls seriously. the toaster and vacuum sories worked only once, eventually they took the unprecidended step of blocking her phone number. funny thing was, the next week her house caught fire.
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